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Ek Hockey Dongi Rakh Ke - Chak de India















This Is Da Story Of A Team, At They Playing For Thier One N Only Dream
To Win The World Cup, So You Better Backup
Cos They Commin On Now, On They Commin On How
Get Off Their Way Cos They Screaming Chak De!!

(chal Zara Zara Sa Zara Zara Sa Hatke
Chal Dara Dara Sa Dara Dara Sa Bachke)- 2
Ek Hockey Dungi Main Rakh Ke
Chak De, Chak De, Ek Hockey Dungi Rakhke-3

Chak Two, She Is New, Kehte Hai Men Bade Theeki Iski Game
She Is Cool Par Dil Ki Hai Fool
Badi Badi Teamon Ka Bhoolaye Haal Chaal
Hai Hai English Maal Aaja Preeti Sabarwaal
What? You Have A Problem With Me?














Chak Three, She Thinks Like A Deer
Gaanv Ki Yeh Chhori, Kehle Hockey Chori Chori
Baap Bhaai Koi Roke To Kare Seenajori
Ribel Mein Isse Koi Tej Nahi, Koi Saali Ho Ya Saala
Aa Gayi Bhaiya Chha Gayi Bhaiya, Komal Chautala
Khelne Wala Khel Rahe Ga, Rokne Wala Fail Rahe Ga
Jo Jayada Marode Munch, Chaat Le(jaan Le) Jaake Bhais Ki Poonch
Chak De Hey Chak De Ek Hockey Dungi Rahke - 3

Chak Four, On The Floor, ? Huyi Hai Biya Huva Hai Ghaat Ghaat Ka Paani
Sabse Senior Player Hai Na, Karati Hai Manmaani
Himmat Aur Himaakat Hai, Team Ki Hai Khalnaayak
Apane Dil Mein Game Badal De Aaja Bindiya Nair
Are Dekhe Humne Bade Bade Hai Coach Yeh Angrej Se
Line Pe Inako Laana Hai, Saam Dhaam Dand Bhed Se


Chak Five Give Me The Eye??
Capton Hai Aur Goli Bhi, Par Ghar Ka Gol Khaali Hai
Ek Tarah Hai Ball Aur Stick, Dusari Taraf Khushhaali
Shaadi Mushkil Game Hai, Par Player Haar Kab Maane Hai
Vidya Sharma India Capton, Isake Bhi Kuchh Maane Hai
(chal Zara Zara Sa Zara Zara Sa Hatke
Chal Dara Dara Sa Dara Dara Sa Bachke)- 2 Ek Hockey Dungi Main Rakh Ke

Chak Six, She Is Fix,
Kunbhkarn Hai Team Ki,
Khair Hai Jab Tak Soyi Re
Aaye Jab Yeh Josh Mein, Tike Na Paaye Koi Re
O Aayi Re, O Chhayi Re, ??? Balbir Kaur
Koyi Rok Sake Na Tok, Jo Jyaada Bole Thok
Hai Dil Mein Jo Bhi Baat, Dono Honton Ke Saath Tu Bak De Oy Chak De

Chak Seven, Chak Eight, Someone' S Gotta Get Them Straight??
Hai Senior Players Dono Jaani Maani, Ek Hai Shararat Duji Hai Manmaani
Yaad Karaaye Naani Ko Bhi Naani, Olia Bhos And Gunjan Lakhan
Badnaami Mein Bhi Naam Hai, Kaun Inhe Samjhaaye
Coach Ka Toh Bas Kaam Hai Maje Ke Dushman Aaye
Chak De, Chak De, Ek Hockey Dungi Rakhke - 3














Chak Nine, Ten, Eleven, From The Player' S Havn' T ??
They Are Free As Good As Seven
Rani Yuun Hi Naam Nahi, Yeh Back Field Ki Rani Hai
Suimui Bas Naam Hai Mera, Lekin Badi Sayaani
Nes ?? Andhra Se, Nahin Kisi Se Haari Hai
Dushman Ki Dushman Hai Tino, Hockey Se Hi Yaari Hai

Chak Twelve And Thirteen, Fourteen, They Always Seen?, They Always Keen
They Teach A Team, To Be A Team
Gul Hai Ek ? Bhi Hai, Khun Mein Hockey Behati Hai
Khaandaan Ka Naam Ya Khud Ka, Yahin Musibat Rehati Hai
North-east Ki Taajagi, Inaki Aan Baan Aur Shaan
Dono Chup Chup Rehati Hai, Par Yahin Team Ki Jaan Hai
Mauli Jinik, Merry Ralte, Chak De
(chal Zara Zara Sa Zara Zara Sa Hatke
Chal Dara Dara Sa Dara Dara Sa Bachke)- 2 Ek Hockey Dungi Main Rakh Ke
Chak De Hey Chak De, Ek Hockey Dungi Rakhke - 3

And Now, To Chak One, B' Z He Never Never Ever Down
He Plays Heart/hard Game In The Sun And Rain
In Laughter And Pain He Always The Same
Chak De For One And Only, Chak One, Kabir Khan
Chak De, Chak De, Chak De India - 2














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Yuvraj 6 Sixes vs England Twenty20 World Cup Match


Yuvraj launched his sequence of 6-6-6-6-6-6 in the 19th over to boost India to a total of 218 for four from their 20 overs.

Asked what were his tactics for the game, Yuvraj joked: "Just go out there and slog.

"With two overs to go and wickets in hand I thought I would use the crease. I was moving around the crease and timing it well."

"The amount of phone calls I got after that -- I don't get as many when I score a hundred," he said.
"I thought, 'This isn't fair, give me a chance', and I got that chance."



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A Very Tragic Love Story

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner.


When the girl’s father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.


Now, it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.
The girl’s father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them .
At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home through a local newspaper. Her father said, “If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly.”


So in this way, their love won and they returned home.


Next day, the couple went town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.
The girl was ruined and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.


The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.
Two nights later, the girl’s father had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked him to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter’s dress as soon as possible. But her father ignored the dream.


The next night, her mother had the same dream, she also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately.


She washed the stains but some remained. Next night, she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain or else something terrible would happen.


This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore but some stains still remained. She was very depressed.


In the late evening, the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.


The old lady woke her up… and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.
She asked “What is this…?” The old lady replied…



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“This is Nirma Washing Powder”

“Washing powder Nirma,Washing powder Nirma Doodh si safedi Nirma se aaye,Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,sabki pasand NiramaWashing powder Nirma,Washing powder nirma.Nirma…”10 ka 1, do pe ek free



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Company Logos and their Meanings

Ever wondered what company logos mean and whats the significance behind them? Wonder no more!

Amazon

You might think the arrow does nothing here. But it says that amazon.com has everything from a to z and it also represents the smile brought to
the customer's face. Wow, that is quite deep.

Eighty20

Eighty-20 is a small consulting company which does sophisticated financial modeling, as well as some solid database work. All their work is highly quantitative and relies on some serious computational power, and the logo is meant to convey it.

People first guess that 20% of the squares are darkened, but that turns out to be false after counting them. The trick is to view the dark squares as 1's and the light squares as 0's. Then the top line reads 1010000 and the bottom line reads 0010100, which represent 80 and 20 in binary.

Kinda like the surreal green screen of The Matrix, they want us to read stuff in binary

FedEx

Am not sure how many of you have noticed a hidden symbol in the Federal Express logo.
Yeah, I am talking about the 'arrow' that you can see between the E and the x in this logo. The arrow was introduced to underscore speed and precision, which are part of the positioning of the company.

IBM

Paul Rand (who designed the iconic IBM logo in 1972) designed this 'eye bee M' logo in 1981. I like that they are quite relaxed about the logo, unlike certain other companies who do not like the logo to be tampered with in any way even for internal promotions

SUN

The SUN Microsystems logo is a wonderful example of symmetry and order. It was a brilliant observation that the letters u and n while arranged adjacent to each other look a lot like the letter S in a perpendicular direction. Spectacular.

Families Marriage

The above are two magazines from the Readers Digest stable. Again, the attempt to communicate what it is about quite figuratively through the logo catches my attention.

Cluenatic

This was a logo created for a puzzle game called Cluenatic. This game involves unravelling four clues. The logo has the letters C, L, U and E arranged as a maze. and from a distance, the logo looks like a key

Eight

This logo is too good. For the name Eight, they have used a font in which each letter is a minor adaptation of the number 8.



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Easy vs Difficult

EASY

DIFFICULT

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others

Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking

Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.

Difficult is to heal the wound...

Easy is to forgive others

Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules.

Difficult is to follow them...

Easy is to dream every night.

Difficult is to fight for a dream...

Easy is to show victory.

Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...

Easy is to admire a full moon.

Difficult to see the other side...

Easy is to stumble with a stone.

Difficult is to get up...

Easy is to enjoy life every day.

Difficult to give its real value...

Easy is to promise something to someone.

Difficult is to fulfill that promise...

Easy is to say we love.

Difficult is to show it every day...

Easy is to criticize others.

Difficult is to improve oneself...

Easy is to make mistakes.

Difficult is to learn from them...

Easy is to weep for a lost love.

Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.

Easy is to think about improving.

Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action...

Easy is to think bad of others

Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...

Easy is to receive

Difficult is to give

Easy to read this

Difficult to follow

Easy is keep the friendship with words

Difficult is to keep it with meanings

Marriage and Phones

Life before marriage is AIRTEL
" u can express ur self ".


During honeymoon is RELIANCE-
" Always get in
Touch ".


After Honeymoon is HUTCH
" Wherever u go ur
wife network follows".

After one year Life is IDEA
" ur wife can
change ur life ".




After 10 years Life is BSNL
" Subscriber is not
reachable "?????????




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Why is English so Difficult to Understand....

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; But the plural
of ox became oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are
called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the
plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men, Why shouldn't the
plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet, And I give you a
boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why shouldn't the
plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those, Yet hat in
the plural would never be hose, And the plural of cat is cats,
not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren, But though we
say mother we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, But
imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim!!

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A Story that touches your heart !

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door...

Son: "Daddy, may I ask you a question"

Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?"

Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour"

Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"

Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"

Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour"

"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down.

Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs. 300?"

The father was furious,
"if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money
to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed.
Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior"

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions.

How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down,
and started to think:

"May be there was something he really needed to buy with that

Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!"

The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door.
"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.

"I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier", said the man,
"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you.
Here's the Rs.300 you asked for"

The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!" He yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some crippled up notes.
The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.

"Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.


"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.
"Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?
Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you"

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