Does Love Need Reason?

Does Love need a Reason......?

Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can t tell the reason.. but I really like you..

Lady : You can t even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man : I really don t know the reason, but I can prove that I loveU.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,

because your voice is sweet,

because you are caring,

because you are loving,

because you are thoughtful,

because of your smile,

because of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man s answer.

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:

Darling,

Because of your sweet voice that I love you...

Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like you..

Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your smile,

because of your every movements that I love you..

Now can you smile? Now can you move?

No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now,

There is no reason for me to love you anymore.

Does love need a reason? NO!

Therefore, I still love you...


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10 Rupees Coin Coming Soon In India

The rumors of launching 10 rupee coin in India are there for couple of months and now its finally became official.Yes, the beautiful bimetallic new 10 rupee coins is all set to release in India by RBI.You can see the front and back sides pictures of the coin’s innovate design.

The first coin was designed in 2006 so on the coin its embossed as the discovered date but its fully available in public in 2009 only.

 
 The Reserve Bank of India will shortly put into circulation new coins of Rs.10/- (Bi-metallic) issued by Government of India on the following theme :- "Unity in Diversity"
Obverse :
The centre portion shall bear the "Lion Capitol" of Ashoka Pillar with the legend " Satyameva Jayate" (In Hindi) inscribed below and the prominent international Numerals "10" indicating the denomination. 
The top portion contains word "Bharat" in Hindi and "India" in English. The bottom portion contains the year in International Numerals.
Reverse :
This face of the coin contains the visuals showing stylised representation of "Unity in Diversity".
The left upper periphery contains the words " Dus Rupiye" in Hindi and "Ten Rupees" in English.


More Information:
http://www.rbi.org.in/Scripts/BS_PressReleaseDisplay.aspx?prid=20410


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Interesting Facts About Indian Elections



PM Atal Bihari Vajpayee's mother and father share the same name- Krishna, His father's name is Krishna Bihari Vajpayee and mother's name is Krishna Devi!

Designed by Electronics Corporation of India Ltd. and Bharat Electronics Ltd, Electronic Voting Machines (EVMs) were first used in Kerala. The highest number of candidates that an electronic voting machine can support is 64. If the number exceeds this, then manual ballot is used!

The word candidate comes from the Latin `candidatus` meaning `one clad in white` and most, till this day carry on with this white!

`Ballot` and `bullet` are both derived from words for `balls`. The Greeks dropped a white ball when they favoured a candidate, and a black when they were against. The term `blackballed` comes from this too!

Ever heard of 1033 candidates for a single seat? Believe it or not, it did happened for the Modaurichi assembly constituency in Tamil Nadu in 1996. The ballot paper was in the form of a booklet!

From its days of glory in Uttar Pradesh, the Congress
in 1988 won exactly zero seats!

Mayawati`s BSP and George W Bush`s Republican Party both have the same electoral symbol-the elephant!

A B Vajpayee is the only parliamentarian to be elected from four different states- UP, Gujarat, MP and Delhi!

The lowest voter turnout in a polling station is three! It happened in Bomdila district in Arunachal Pradesh!

Elections in 1950s were carried out using different ballot boxes for each candidate, rather than voting on ballot paper! Different coloured boxes represented different parties!

The Election Commission of India has seen many firsts, but here`s another first -- it now has two election commissioners who are fluent in Gujarati. The latest to join, N Gopalaswamy, is an IAS officer from the Gujarat cadre and, therefore, speaks Gujarati. That 63-year-old Chief Election Commissioner Taruvai Subbayya Krishna Murthy also speaks fluent Gujarati!

Lakshadweep has the largest presence of Muslims of all the states/UTs including Jammu and Kashmir!

Chhindwara in Madhya Pradesh is the only constituency in the Hindi belt which has always returned Congrss during the general elections!

Atal Bihari Vajpayee is the only politician who has won from six different constituencies: Balrampur - 1957, 1967, Gwalior - 1971, New Delhi - 1977, 1980, Vidisha- 1991, Gandhinagar - 1996, Lucknow - 1991, 1996, 1998 !

BJP won Lok Sabha seats for the first time in the states of Tamil Nadu and West Bengal in 1998!

Rajnandgaon in Madhya Pradesh has a unique feature- father, mother and son have represented this constituency at different times!

The highest voting percentage in any general elections has been 62.2 per cent in 1957, the lowest was in 1967 when only 33 per cent cast their vote. In the last general elections in 1999, 59.99 per cent had cast their votes!

As the country goes to polls, the Women's Reservation Bill has been put on the backburner yet again. While only 4.4 per cent of the first Lok Sabha were women, the percentage only doubled to 9.02 per cent by the thirteenth Lok Sabha!

Country's 5 biggest and 5 smallest constituencies according to area:
Biggest constituencies:
Barmer (Rajasthan) : 71601.24 sq-km
Ladakh (J&K) : 173266.37 sq-km
Arunachal (East) (AP): 39749.64 sq-km
Kuchh (Gujarat) : 41644.55 sq-km
Arunachal(West) AP: 40572.29 sq-km
Smallest constituencies:
Mumbai South: 13.73 sq-km
Mumbai South-central: 18.31 sq-km
Delhi sadar: 28.09 sq-km
Chandni chowk (Delhi): 10.59 sq-km
Kolkata north west 13.23 sq-km

Election Commission survey says 95% voters prefer EVMs!

150 million votes to be targeted by the BJP`s campaign via-e-mail and SMS!

Number of EVMs required this election: 10.25 lakhs!




Thanks: http://www.indian-elections.com


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Famous Food for Thought Quotes

We can offer advice but we cannot give the wisdom to profit from it.

Advice tells you much about the person giving it.

It's your attitude, not your aptitude that determines your altitude.

Look backwards with gratitude, upwards with confidence and forwards with hope

Your expression is the most important thing you wear.

Smile and the world smiles with you- cry and you cry alone.

Happiness is not something you find- it's something you create.

Dream what you dare to dream. Go where you want to go. Be what you want to be.

One of the greatest pleasures of life is doing the things that others say you cannot do.

You could do great things if you weren’t so busy doing little things.

People who begin many things finish few.

You don’t know what you can do until you try.

There is no limit to what you can achieve- provided you don’t mind who gets the credit.

You can achieve anything you want- if you help enough people get what they want.

It is not enough to aim; you must hit your target!

Try to make every day a day of achievement. What did you do yesterday that was worth remembering today?

Advice tells you much about the person giving it.

People, who fly into a rage, overheat their engines and make bad landings.

Winners think constantly of what they can and will do. Losers think constantly of what they cannot do and what they should have done.

Be strong enough to accept the help of others.

Accept the things you cannot change, the courage to change the things you can, and the wisdom to know difference.

I believe in the power of DESIRE backed by FAITH, because I have seen this power lift men from lowly beginnings to places of  power and wealth.

Believe in the best - think your best - study your best - have a goal for your best - never be satisfied with less than your best - try your best - and in the long run - things will turn out for the best, always add up the best.


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Today's Thought - Best, Hardest, Greatest things

The best day - Today

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Hardest thing to do - To begin

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The greatest handicap -Fear

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Easiest thing to do - Finding faults

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Most useless asset - Pride

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Most useful asset - Humility

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The Greatest Mistake - Giving Up

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The Greatest Stumbling Block - Egotism

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The Greatest Comfort - Work Well done

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Most disagreeable person - The complainer

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Worst Bankruptcy - Loss Of Enthusiasm

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Greatest Need - Common Sense

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Meanest Felling - Regret at another Success

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Best gift - Forgiveness

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The hardest & most painful to accept - Defeat

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The greatest knowledge - Experience

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The greatest thing - LOVE

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The greatest success in the world - PEACE OF MIND

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FAQ on Mumbaiya Language Slangs

A great thing about this language is that it's spoken universally through the whole of Bombay. However for Uppities or the college crowd its referred to as Binglish (for Bombay_English). It's, however, the same ! This list is perpetually incomplete since the evolution of this language can never possibly cease.

An FAQ about Bhindi / Binglish: Pronunciations are in brackets following the words.

Chava / Chavi - Actual meaning of a chava is a lion's cub.However, in Bhindi it would mean a Boyfriend/GirlFriend (normally the one that's steady). Chava, is also used to describe to a good looking chap or the normal stud in the locality. No, Chavi would still mean the steady one.

Chikna - Stands for any good looking fellow. Chikna actually means smooth. Chikni is the female version of the same word.

Dhapnya / Battery / double battery - Refers to a person wearing prescription glasses. Dhapnya is a marathi word. The Ghati way of saying this would be "bya-tree".

Chaayla ! - The original meaning is quiet demeaning. The contemporary meaning is so flexible that "Chaayla" can be used anywhere in a casual conversation. Pragmatically speaking this word doesnt have any meaning.

Haila ! - This originated from "Hai Allah !" but I don't think 99% of the users know about this. Haila would translate to "Oh God!"

Keeda / SulemaniKeeda - An absolute pest.

Jhakaas - Superb. Excellent.

Mandvali / Mandavli - Compromise.

Gangaram - For a barber. Gangaram is a guy's name. I guess some Gangaram must have played an immortal role in some play or movie for his name to stick on.

Chagan / Dhating / Hajaam - Hajaam in its true sense would mean a barber. It refers to anyone with a moronic intellect. I think the meaning of the word "Chagan" better be left unsaid.

Atrangi - One meaning of this word is similar to Hajaam. Atrangi also mean something extraordinary.

ChappanTikkli / Punter / Tapori / Shana - Roadside loafer. Tapori is among the most commonly used words in Bhindi.

Charsi / Fookda / Soootya - A smoker. Charas is exactly marijuana. Charasi would mean any guy who smokes though.

Raanti / Saand - A boisterous or an exceeding brash guy.

Bevada / Gutter / Taankee / Batli / JohnnyWalker - A Drunk. JohnnyWalker comes from either the actor by the name or the whiskey brand.

Rappak ( stress on "pp" ) - means Slap. ( eg. Kaan kay neechay rappak lagaoonga. )

Tapri - A road side shop.

Chotay - For any kid working in a Tapri. If the shop has more than one kid ... all would have to be Chotays.

Ramu - see "chotay"

Mava / (120 - 300) EkSauBees-TeenSau - This is a type of paan that you get here. 120 and 300 are the flavors of tabacco. Mava is everything that paan has without the betel-leaf. Terms also refer to the person who consumes it.

Manikchand - Manikchand is a famous brand of chewing tabacco. This term also stands for a person who consumes it.

Dhoop Chaav - Means Sun and Shade. Refers to the shops owned by the road side barbers who just have a rag for the Chaav and is obviously hole-ridden to let the Dhoop come in.

Chinese Gaadi - No ! this is not a Chinese make of an automobile!! Its the "Tapri" selling chinese food on the side of the road. You find one after every 10 meters. The best part is that all these Chinese Gaadis are red in color, have names like "Red Sun", "Red Dragon", "Fong's", or anything that sounds vaguely Chinese. The cook is normally a Nepali gurkha working as a night watchman in some nearby apartment complex. The only criteria to get a chef's job at a Chinese Gaadi is to have slanted eyes.

Mahim - Matunga / Vasai - Virar - This is a term used for squints. M-M and V-V are neighbouring localities in Bombay. The origin of this term is unknown.

Ghungroo Salmaan - This term is very new but catching on fast. Ghungroo refers to a curly haired guy. Salmaan (Khan) comes in the picture since the "Ghunroo Salmaan" fellow is obviously mistaking himself to be a Hindi film hero. It's used as a put-down.

Cutting - A little_more_than_half cup of Tea is a cutting. The Cutting concept would have been started by people who used to split a cup of tea between 2 people... and finally the tea vendor started selling half cup of tea and called it "cutting". A little_more_than_half is given to increase the patrons.

AndhaDhuni / Aadva-Patta - These are a cricketing terms. AadvaPatta comes from Pune, means "Cross batted shot". AndhaDhuni means "Blind shot". But nowadays these refer to any guy who doesn't bat well.

Mama / Maushi - Mama and Maushi translate to the maternal uncle and aunt. These words are thoroughly misused to get some work done. Normally used while speaking Marathi. Every other Marathi speaking street vendor would be a Mama or a Maushi.

Dada / Tai - Translate to elder brother or sister. Usage - see Mama / Maushi.

Uncle / Aunty - Usage similar to Mama/Maushi... just that this is used for the more sophisticated public. Normally with the Marathi ignorant.

Ghaati - Ghaatis are the residents of the hilly/rural regions of Maharashtra. In Bhindi, a Ghati would mean any person whose mother tongue is Marathi. It's quiet demeaning..... and thus heard more frequently.

Gujju / Ganda-Gujratis. The money men of Mumbai. These guys are easily spotted on the road - either in colorful shirts, embroidered trousers, against the mirror of a parked vehicle combing their hair, or something equally funny. These guys are the second largest community in Bombay after the Marathi-speaking people. Ganda acutally means mad. No need to explain why.

Madrasi - Madras is a place in the southern part of India. Madrasi refers to any guy from a place to the south of Maharashtra. Doesn't matter where he is from. If he is from Bangalore he is a Madrasi. If he is from Goa he is still a Madrasi. Doesn't matter. And the best part of being a Madrasi is that you are supposed to eat idli sambar for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner. And rasam-chaval is supposed to be the favourite dish.

Gulti - This is a fairly new term. Used for people from Andhra Pradesh. I don't have a clue about its origin or actual meaning.
According to a site visitor "well ... it is telugu ... say it Ulta .. anagram ... and u get gulti"


Bhaiya / Pandit - Any guy from UP / Bihar / MP / Delhi / Northern states is called a Bhaiya. Pandit is also used interchangeably but is mostly used for the guys at the Lassi/Doodh shops or for Panwallas.

Paapay / Papajee - A Sikh. Dont know what a paapay means. I am sure its not insulting or anything.

Bawa / Pestonjee - The Parsees. The most harmless. Jovial and great company. Definitely the most teased people on the Hindi silver screen. Every movie has to have at least one funny character called "Rustom" or "Pestonjee" who has to have a fat and an overtly boisterious wife. Incidently Parsees also are the most affluent and among the richest in the Indian community. Bombay is also called "ParseeSthan" since this is the place where you find most of them.

Cheena / Chapata / Nepali / Shaab-babu ( 'sh' as in 'huSH' )- Any slant-eyed guy is called Cheena or Nepali. Doesn't matter if he is from Kerala and some genetic disorder messed up his eye. He would still be a Nepali. The best part is many of the north eastern states and even West Bengal have people with slant eyes. However, if they happen to land in Bombay, they would be from Nepal. The Chinese/Japs/Koreans all fall in the same category. Shaab-babu comes from the fact that these Nepali gurkhas call every other person they see "Shaab-babu". I wouldn't be too surprised to find out that they call their parents that too.

Sai ( Saa-eeen - the second part is increasingly nasal ) - The Sindhis. The Partition-time migrants from Pakistan. If a Hindi movie doesn't have a Parsee... a Sindhi has to come at some point to lighten the spirits. These guys are known for all the Papads they consume.

Mia-bhai - The members of the Islamic faith.

Bong / Bonglababu / Babumoshai ( pronunciation should have maximum sounds of "O" as possible ) - for any Bangla.

Bambaiyya - Anything that relates to anything that even vaugely relates to Bombay. Bambaiyaa is something that every resident of Bombay would love to be called !

All toothpaste are called Colgate
All Tofee are called Choclate
All Choclates are called Cadbury


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What we feel and think about our DAD as we grow by...

What we feel and think about our DAD as we grow by...


When we are :
4 yrs: My daddy can do anything.
5 yrs: My daddy knows a whole lot.
6 yrs: My dad is smarter than your dad.
8 yrs: My dad doesn't know exactly everything.
10yrs: In the olden days when my dad grew up, things were different.
12yrs: Oh, well, naturally, Father doesn't know anything about that. He is too old to remember his childhood.
14yrs: Don't pay any attention to my father. He is so old-fashioned!
21yrs: Him? My Lord, he is hopelessly out-of-date.
25yrs: Dad knows a little bit about it, but then he should because he has been around so long.
30yrs: May be we should ask Dad what he thinks.
35yrs: I am not doing a single thing until I talk to Dad.
40yrs: I wonder how Dad would have handled it. He was so wise and had a world of experience.
50yrs: I'd give anything if Dad were here now so I could talk this over with him. Too bad I didn't appreciate how smart he was. I could have learned a lot from him???


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Dialogues from Chak De India 2007



Association first Meeting with SRK: kya kar rahe the inte saal?
SRK: iss meeting ki tayari.
Assosiartion (women): Kya matlab. Mai samji nahi
SRK: Aap samaj bhi nahi sakti

* Registration Counter: “mehmano ka swagat hai”. the girls get upset & told “apne hi desh mein mehmaan bankaar koi khush kaise ho sakta hai”.
* Jo nahin ho sakt, wahi tho karna hai!
* National Womens Hockey na kuch kar payee hai, na kuch kar payengi.
* Mujhe states ki naam na sunayie dethe hai, na dhikaie dete hai. Sirf ek mulk-a-naam sunayie detha hai, I-N-D-I-A
* Har team mein bas ek hi gunda ho saktha hai, Aur is team ka gunda mein hun!

Bindya nair:ab tameez hai madam aate aajayegi madam
Gunjal lakhani:injury hai jate jate jaygi.


SRK: ek baat achi tarah sun lijiye aur abhi samaj lijiye. Kyuki mai dubhara nahi batunga. Is teem sirf o player chaiye jo pehle india ke liye khel rahe hai, fir apne satiyon ke liye,uss k baad bhi thodi bhout jaan bach jaye tho apne liye.state govt ki naukri ya railway flat k liye nahi ..hmmm…ooh


* Vaar karna hai to mardho ki tarah aage se karo… Woh kya hai ki humari team me chakke nahi hote!!
* Chandi (Srk referring to his silver medal) Ko Sone Me badlne ki koshish kar rahaa hoon.


* Pehli baar kisi ghore ko Bharath ka jhanda leharate hue dekh raha hoon.
* Marr jaayenge - par haar ke nahi aayenge!!

* waar karna hai to saamnewale ke goal par nahi saamnewale ke dimag par karo goal khudbakhud ho jayega

* Komal Choutala goes to Priety Sabarwal to apologise and says, “Maaf karna hai,thane jana hai.Dekh maaf nahi karegi,jhagada mol legi,jhagada mol legi to yato tera sar phootega ya mera,jana thane padega. To bol maaf karna hai thane jana hai."

SRK sitting on the bench and it is raining and he is holding on to his medal: Nasrul Min Allah Wa Fathun Qareeb ( "Allah's help and success is near.")


SRK: Ek galti tho sabko maaf hota hai…”sabko”?

Last Scene:
70 minute...
70 minute hain tumhary pass
Shayad tumhari zindagi ke sabse khaas.. 70 minute
Aaj tum acha khelo ya bura.. yeh 70 minute tumhen zindagi bhar yaad rahengy
Aur kaisy khelna hai.. aaj main tumhen nahin bataonga
Bas itna kahonga.. ki jao
Aur yeh 70 minute jee bhar ker khelo
Kyonki iss ke baad aany wali zindagi mein..
Chahy kuch bhi ho ya naa ho..
Chahy kuch rahy ya naa rahy..
Tum haaro ya jeeto
Lekin yeh 70 minute tumse koi nahin cheen sakta...koi nahin
To... main ne socha ki.. is match mein kaisy kehlna hai.. aaj main tumhen nahin bataonga balki tum mujhy bataogy.. khel ker
Kyonki main janta hoon ki..agar yeh 70 minute..iss team ka har player.. apni zindagi ki sabse barhya hockey khel gaya..
To yeh 70 minute Khuda bhi tumse wapis nahin maang sakta
To jao ... jao aur apny aapse.. iss zindagi se..apny Khudaa se aur har uss insaan se jisne tumhen..tumpe bharosa nahin kia...
Apny 70 minute cheen lo...


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Jingles of DD Commercials Ads

If you love old Doordarshan ads, then here is some sweet & famous Jingles of DD Commercials Ads.

Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,
Doodh hai Wonderful
Pee sakte ho roz glassful
Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,
Wonderful Doodh
Piyo Glassful Doodh
Garmi mein daalo doodh mein ice
Doodh bangaya very nice
Piyo daily once or twice
Mil jaayega tasty surprise
Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,
Wonderful Doodh
Piyo Glassful Doodh
Doodh hai mast in every season
Piyo doodh for healthy reason
Rahoge phir fit and fine
Jiyoge past ninety nine
Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,
Chaaron ore mach gaya shore
Gimme more gimme more
Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,
Wonderful Doodh
Piyo Glassful Doodh
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Nirma,Nirma, detergent tikiya Nirma
Iski jhaag ne jaadoo kar diya
Paani mein rehkar bhi yeh kum gale
Dheron kapde dhoye aur zyaada chale
Sabki safedi nirma
detergent tikiya nirma,nirma
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Yeh zameen yeh aasmaan …aaa haan…
Yeh zameen yeh aasmaan
Humara kal humara aaj
Humara kal humara aaj
Buland Bharat ki Buland tasveer
Humara bajaj,Humara bajaj
Buland Bharat ki Buland tasveer
Humara bajaj,Humara bajaj
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Bhaiysaab zara tikiya dena
Yeh nahi woh
Deepikaji par Woh kyun
Jab wahi safedi,wahi jhaag,
Kum daamon mein mile
To koi yeh kyun le,woho na le
Maan gaye…Kisee??
Aapki Paarkhi nazar aur Nirma super dono ko
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Raju ke daant motiyon jaise kyun chamak rahe hai
Kyun na ho maasterji main daabur ka laal dant manjan so istemaal karta hoon
Dabur lal dant manjan se mukhda hi khil jaaye
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Nannhe munne bacche teri muthii mein kya hai
Muthi mein mera nunha nunna Rasna
Ismein swaad ka jaadu bhara hai
Naya chota Rasna sirf # rupay mein
6 glass banaye
I love you Rasna
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Match ki aakhri gend aur yeh laga sixer,natraj phir champion
Bonded lead wali natraj pencil
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Kuch khaas hai hum sabhi mein
Kuch baat hai hum sabhi mein
Baat hai, khaas hai
Kuch swaad hai
Kya swaad hai zindagi mein
Cadbury’s Dairy Milk…asli swaad zindagi ka
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Vicks ki goli lo khich khich door karo
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Tandurusti ki Raksha karta hai lifebuoy ,lifebuoy hai jahaan tandurusti hai wahaan….Lifebuoy
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Ajanta toothpaste pappa ka,mumma ka,bhaiyya ka,didi ka aur ajanta mera
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Dabur Janam Ghutti
Are munna ro raha hai
Ale lele ……………No gudgudu
Isse na daant nikalne mein takleef ,pet bhi thik rehta hai
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Zara si hasi,pyar zara sa..taste of India Amul
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Oye oye..khujli karnewale oh ohhhhhh B-tex laga le ohhhhh
B-tex lagake tu apni daadkhaaj khujli mita le..oyeah oye
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Hehaaan hehe haaan
Chai coffe ke sang bhaye
Karram kurram kurram karram
Mehmaano ko khush karjaye
kurram karram
Mazeddar lazzatdaar
Swaad swad mein lijjat lijjat pappad
Jab ji chahe shauk se khaayen
Karram kurram kurram karram
Sekh ke khayen talke khaayen
kurram karram
Mazeddar lazzatdaar
Swaad swad mein lijjat lijjat pappad
Lijjat paapaaaaddd
He he haaan he he haan….
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It washes,it rinses
It even dries our clothes
In just a few minutes
And you are ready for the show…..Videocon washing machine
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Yeh bechaara kaam ke bojh ka maara, inhe chahiye hamdard ka tonic ..SInkara
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Coffee Toffe..coffee Toffee..argument continues..parle Coffee bites
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Aao chalein hum lekar apni Tobu cycles
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Entrepreneur have an experience or see an opportunity or want to change some things

From Shiv Bhaskar Dravid who founded - The Viewspaper which is India's largest Youth Paper at age of 21.

What is the right age to become an entrepreneur?


So today someone asked me a question on whether it was right to become an entrepreneur straight after college. This is a question that i have been asked a number of times. In fact i was part of a discussion on the same topic at an event called Proto which is India’s premier showcase event for startups.

Let us analyze the advantages and disadvantages of starting out young, say straight out of college or maybe having just a couple of year of experience.

Advantages

* When you are young you have no pressures of supporting a family.
* When you are young you believe anything is possible
* People say you can work harder
* You have fresh ideas

Disadvantages

* As a young person you are inexperienced
* You don’t have connections and contacts
* You don’t have grey hair so its difficult to make people take you seriously
* You may not have financial strength in the form of savings.
* Because you believe you cant loose you end up making mistakes.

Quite frankly i don’t think you can just sit one day and say to yourself that from today i will be an entrepreneur. It cannot be planned. It just happens to you and it can happen at any age. It happens because you have an experience or see an opportunity or want to change some things. That’s when you become an entrepreneur.

However if i had to answer the question that should you become an entrepreneur straight out of college then my answer would be YES..definitely…. I feel everybody should try and do something on their own after college or even during it. Don’t do it to make money. Do it for the learning. Do it to have the satisfaction that you could offer a product or service that people were willing to use. Do it cause you are chasing knowledge.

Entrepreneurial experiences change the way you think. The learnings are tremendous and you grow very fast in terms of the skills you aquire and the confidence you gain.

I feel entrepreneurship is like an acid test. You will come out scarred and hurt but whether you succeed or fail you will come out stronger as an individual and as a proffessional.

I am sure many of you would have gone through or are going through some entreprenuel experiences and would have a view on this. Let me know what you think. Am i right in what i am thinking? Would love to hear from you.


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Sasural Genda Phool - Lyrics with Meaning - Delhi 6

Hoye hoye hoye, Hoye hoye hoye

Saiyaan ched dewe,
(my husband keeps on teasing me)

Nanad chutki leve,
(the younger sister of my husband keeps on taunting me)

Sasural genda phool,
(sasural = in law's house, genda: name of a flower, marigold)
(In Traditional India, Sasural is not a easy place for a married woman, there are lot of boundaries, people and responsibilities. In this song woman says that my Sasural is very good for me like Marigold flower. )

Saas gaari deve,
(the mother of my husband keeps on abusing me)

Dewar samjha deve
(the younger brother of my husband keeps on explaining to me)

Sasural genda phool

Choda babul ka angana
(I had left the house of my father)

Bhaave deraa piya ka, ho
(I am liking the house of my husband)

Saas gaari deve,
Dewar ji samjha leve
Sasural genda phool

Saiyaan hain vypaari
(my husband is a businessman)

Chale hain pardes
(he is going to foreign place)

Sooratiyaan niharun,
(I am looking at his face)

jiyara bhaari hove,
(my heart is becoming heavy)

Sasural genda phool

Saas gaari deve,
Dewarji samjha leve,
Sasural genda phool

Saiyaan ched deve,
Nanad chutki leve,
Sasural genda phool

Choda babul ka angana,
Bhaave deraa piya ka, ho

Bushirt pahine,
(having attired in a shirt)

khaai ke bida paan,
(having chewn a betel)

Poore Raipur se alag hai, Saiyaan ji ki shaan,
(the glory of my husband is apart from that of anyone else is entire
Raipur city)

Sasural genda phool

Saiyaan ched deve
Nanad chutki leve
Sasural genda phool

Saas gaari deve
Dewarji samjha deve
Sasural genda phool

Choda babul ka angana
Bhaave deraa piya ka, ho

Hoye hoye hoye
Hoye hoye hoye

Ohh ohh oho..oho..
Oo ..hey hey…o hey…

Hoye hoye hoye
Hoye hoye hoye




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Warren Buffett's advice for 2009

Warren Buffet’s Advice for 2009!!!


(For those who don’t know who Warren Buffet is – he is one of the top 3 richest persons in the world. Born: August 30, 1930. Nationality: American. Occupation: Chairman & CEO. Berkshire Hathway. Salary: US$. 100,000.00. Net worth: US$. 37 Billion (2009).)

This what he wrote on New Year 2009. Those who have not read it..its a good ADVICE!!

“We begin this New Year with dampened enthusiasm and dented optimism. Our happiness is diluted and our peace is threatened by the financially illness that has infected our families, organizations and nations. Everyone is desperate to find a remedy that will cure their financial illness and help them recover their financial health. They expect the financial experts to provide them with remedies, forgetting the fact that it is these experts who created the financial mess.

Every New Year, I adopt a couple of old maxims as my beacons to guide my future. This self-prescribed therapy has ensured that with each passing year, I grow wiser and not older.

This year, I invite you to tap into the financial wisdom of our elders along with me, and become financially wiser.

1.Hard work: All hard work bring profit, but mere talk leads only to poverty.

2.Laziness: A sleeping lobster is carried away by the water current.

3.Earnings: Never depend on a single source of income. (At least make your Investments get you second earning)

4. Spending: If you buy things you don’t need, you will soon sell things you need.

5.Saving: Don’t save what is left after spending; Spend what is left after saving.

6.Borrowing: The borrower becomes the lender’s slave.

7.Accounting: It’s no use carrying an umbrella, if your shoes are leaking.

8.Auditing: Beware of little expenses; A small leak can sink a large ship.

9.Risk-taking: Never test the depth of the river with both feet. (Have an alternate plan ready).

10.Investment: Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

I’m certain that those who have already been practicing these principles remain financially healthy. I’m equally confident that those who resolve to start practicing these principles will quickly regain their financial health.

Let us become wiser and lead a happy, healthy, prosperous and peaceful life.”


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If he is my enemy, who is this friend? - Nice Article

While surfing the net, i came across a very nice article by Ajay Brahmatmaj, a journalist based in Mumbai. This article was published in INDIAN EXPRESS.

Here a Hindu talk about his Muslim friend.

In this article, Authors's father has muslim friend Sayeed Miyan who was an extended member of Hindu family, authors itself has muslim friend called Khursheed Anwar, who despite his busy schedule, get disturbed when he gets news of author's sickness And there is author's daughter's friend Ali too.
Hindus and Muslims. Are these two distinct identities or are they both only two sides of a coin? … I believe that we are Hindus or Muslims because our background and our families, but most of us are not such Hindus or Muslims that want to destroy the other. Even though we live among suspicions, and it is true that some forces want to use us against each other, like fodder in their cannon.


After reading the article, I'm just thinking....Definately, author's daughter's children will have a Muslim friend. This is story will continue.....

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Balance sheet of your life

Your birth is your opening stock.
What comes in you is debit.
What goes out of you is credit.
Your ideas are your assets.
Your views are your liabilities.
Your happiness is your profit.
Your sorrow is your loss.
Your soul is your goodwill.
Your heart is your fixed assets.
Your duties are your outstanding expenses.
Your friendship is your hidden adjustment.
Your character is your capital.
Your knowledge is your investment.
Your patience is your interest.
Your mind is your bank balance.
Your bad thinking should be depreciated.
Your behaviour is your journal entry.
Your girl friend is your joint venture.
Your wife is your partner.
Your child is your admission of partner.
Your death is your closing stock.


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Nice Speech given by Chetan Bhagat at Symbiosis

A very nice article...

Speech given by Chetan Bhagat at Symbiosis.

Life is one of those races in nursery school where you have to run with a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls, there is no point coming first. Same with life, where health and relationships are the marble. Your striving is only worth it if there is harmony in your life. Else, you may achieve the success, but this spark, this feeling of being excited and alive, will start to die.

One thing about nurturing the spark - don't take life seriously. Life is not to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? It's ok, bunk a few classes, goof up a few interviews, hang out with friends, fall in love. We are people, not programmed devices.

"Don't be serious, be sincere."

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Yeh ek Pal Hai Jo Kal Tal Jayega

Yeh ek Pal Hai
Jo Kal Tal Jayega
Mera Aaj dekhte hi dekhte
ek beeta hua Kal ban Jayega

Aur Mera anewala Pal
Mere aaj Mein Badal Jayega

Mein Isliye Udhas Nahin
Ki App Mere Aaj Mein Nahin
Udhasi toh isliye hain
Ki Mein Na App ke aaj mein hoon

Na hi Aapke Kal mein
Lekin Aap, na Jane kyon aisa lagta Hai
Mere har Pal Mein Maujood Ho!


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Ajeeb shaqs tha khwabon ki bat karta tha - Nice Poem

Ajeeb shaqs tha khwabon ki bat karta tha
wo teergi (andhere) men ujalon ki bat karta tha

Wo mere dil men basa tha khamoshiyon ki tarah
magar wo shor ki saazon ki bat karta tha

Har ek bat men uski mahak thi phoolon ki
khizan ke beech baharon ki bat karta tha

Thi aasman ki bulandi pe bas nazar uski
zamin pe baith sitaron ki bat karta tha

Hatheliyon pe wo ummeed le ke chalta tha
ghamon ke daur men khushiyon ki bat karta tha

Mili thi usko bhi bas ek zindagi phir bhi
wo jane kitne zamanon ki bat karta tha

Thi uske seene men himmat kamal ki shayad
bhanwar men rahke kinaron ki bat karta tha

Yaqin se kahta tha sahra men barishen hongi
ki dhoop men bhi ghtaon ki bat karta tha

'Hina' wo kho gaya duniya ki bheed men lekin
wafa ki, dil ki, jo wadon ki bat karta tha


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