Bandra Worli Sea Link - Under Construction Video

Bandra Worli Sea Link - Under Construction Video






Fun Fact - Bandra Worli sea link bridge

 

 

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Fun Fact - Bandra Worli sea link bridge













The Bandra Worli sea link weighs equivalent to that of 50,000 African elephants!


The steel wire used is equivalent to the circumference of the earth.

The Bandra Worli sea link bridge is 5.6 kilometre-long cable stayed bridge

The Bandra Worli sea link bridge is 63 times the height of the Qutub Minar.

It has consumed 90,000 tonnes of cement, which would suffice to make five ten-storied buildings.


The height of the cable-stayed tower is equal to a 43-storey building.

The traffic on bridge will be around 1.25 lakh (125,000) public vehicles in a day.


The eight-lane bridge will reduce the travel time between the two points from 60-90 minutes to 6-8 minutes. This will save around Rs 100 crore (Rs 1 billion) a year in vehicle operating cost alone.


The Bandra Worli sea link project was conceived in the 1990s. But, plagued by a series of public interest litigations from fishermen and environmentalists, the work on the project could not take off till October 2004.One NGO even took it to the Supreme Court, which dismissed its plea.
Agitations, however, forced MSRDC to make drastic changes, to the tune of 80 per cent, in the design of the bridge.


The Bandra Worli sea link bridge will be included in the 'Mumbai Darshan' package.

The Brihanmumbai Electric Supply and Transport (BEST) is planning to run open-deck buses on the sea link once it is opened to public. The BEST has on mind the fact that people's enthusiasm to see the modern structure is at a peak.


The eight-lane bridge will have two lanes dedicated for buses.


The construction team worked in the project is like a mini-United Nations. Several teams of engineers from China, Egypt, Canada, Switzerland, Britain, Serbia, Singapore, Thailand, Hong Kong, Indonesia and the Philippines have worked on the project.




The engineering marvel Bandra-Worli sea link is likely to consume 1,000 KW power a day, enough to meet
the electricity requirement of 100 households.



The time required to travel is 6-7 minutes instead of 40 minutes earlier.


The authorities will charge a one-way toll of Rs 50 for every car or light motor vehicle, Rs 75 for mini-buses, and Rs 100 for heavy motor vehicles like buses and trucks. From June 2010, there will be a 5 per cent increase in toll charges.

Motorists can also buy a swipe card at an initial cost of Rs 300 and also pay a monthly toll. Or, for Rs 800, motorists can buy an electronic on-board unit and pay the monthly Rs 2,500.


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Fun Fact - Bandra Worli sea link bridge

The long-awaited Bandra Worli sea link weighs equivalent to that of 50,000 African elephants!


The steel wire used is equivalent to the circumference of the earth.

The Bandra Worli sea link bridge is 5.6 kilometre-long cable stayed bridge

The Bandra Worli sea link bridge is 63 times the height of the Qutub Minar.

It has consumed 90,000 tonnes of cement, which would suffice to make five ten-storied buildings.


The height of the cable-stayed tower is equal to a 43-storey building.

The traffic on bridge will be around 1.25 lakh (125,000) public vehicles in a day.


The eight-lane bridge will reduce the travel time between the two points from 60-90 minutes to 6-8 minutes. This will save around Rs 100 crore (Rs 1 billion)

a year in vehicle operating cost alone.


The Bandra Worli sea link project was conceived in the 1990s. But, plagued by a series of public interest litigations from fishermen and environmentalists,

the work on the project could not take off till October 2004.One NGO even took it to the Supreme Court, which dismissed its plea.
Agitations, however, forced MSRDC to make drastic changes, to the tune of 80 per cent, in the design of the bridge.


The Bandra Worli sea link bridge will be included in the 'Mumbai Darshan' package.

The Brihanmumbai Electric Supply and Transport (BEST) is planning to run open-deck buses on the sea link once it is opened to public. The BEST has on mind

the fact that people's enthusiasm to see the modern structure is at a peak.



The eight-lane bridge will have two lanes dedicated for buses.


The construction team worked in the project is like a mini-United Nations. Several teams of engineers from China, Egypt, Canada, Switzerland, Britain,

Serbia, Singapore, Thailand, Hong Kong, Indonesia and the Philippines have worked on the project.



The engineering marvel Bandra-Worli sea link is likely to consume 1,000 KW power a day, enough to meet the electricity requirement of 100 households.


The time required to travel is 6-7 minutes instead of 40 minutes earlier.


The authorities will charge a one-way toll of Rs 50 for every car or light motor vehicle, Rs 75 for mini-buses, and Rs 100 for heavy motor vehicles like

buses and trucks. From June 2010, there will be a 5 per cent increase in toll charges.

Motorists can also buy a swipe card at an initial cost of Rs 300 and also pay a monthly toll. Or, for Rs 800, motorists can buy an electronic on-board unit

and pay the monthly Rs 2,500.



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Kalyug Ka Mathematics

1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT .

2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 5 minute song in Hindi movie.

5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.

6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent.

7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya'sFilm.

13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol

14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas

16.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie

17.) Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder

18.) Old heroes + old heroins = timepass

19.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story - clothes = Indiansuperhit movie

20.) Do aur do paanch = Indian algebra 1 Lady - 1 Brain = Aishwarya Rai 1 Lady - 1/2 Clothes = Mallika Sherawat 1 Lady + 1 Buffalo = Yana Gupta



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ABC of Happiness...

A--Accept
Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.

B--Break Away
Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.

C--Create
Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.

D--Decide
Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.

E--Explore
Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself.

F--Forgive
Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.

G--Grow
Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.

H--Hope
Hope for the best and never forget that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.

I--Ignore
Ignore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.

J--Journey
Journey to new worlds, new possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something new every day, and you'll grow.

K--Know
Know that no matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better. The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.

L--Love
Let love fill your heart instead of hate. When hate is in your heart, there's room for nothing else, but when love is in your heart, there's room for endless happiness.

M--Manage
Manage your time and your expenses wisely, and you'll suffer less stress and worry. Then you'll be able to focus on the important things in life.

N--Notice
Never ignore the poor, infirm, helpless, weak, or suffering. Offer your assistance when possible, and always your kindness and understanding.

O--Open
Open your eyes and take in all the beauty around you. Even during the worst of times, there's still much to be thankful for.

P--Play
Never forget to have fun along the way. Success means nothing without happiness.

Q--Question
Ask many questions, because you're here to learn.

R--Relax
Refuse to let worry and stress rule your life, and remember that things always have a way of working out in the end.

S--Share
Share your talent, skills, knowledge, and time with others. Everything that you invest in others will return to you many times over.

T--Try
Even when your dreams seem impossible to reach, try anyway. You'll be amazed by what you can accomplish.

U--Use
Use your gifts to your best ability. Talent that's wasted has no value. Talent that's used will bring unexpected rewards.

V--Value
Value the friends and family members who've supported and encouraged you, and be there for them as well.

W--Work
Work hard every day to be the best person you can be, but never feel guilty if you fall short of your goals. Every sunrise offers a second chance.

X--X-Ray
Look deep inside the hearts of those around you and you'll see the goodness and beauty within.

Y--Yield
Yield to commitment. If you stay on track and remain dedicated, you'll find success at the end of the road.

Z--Zoom
Zoom to a happy place when bad memories or sorrow rears its ugly head. Let nothing interfere with your goals. Instead, focus on your abilities, your dreams, and a brighter tomorrow.




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The Law of Nature - How True

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEAT RE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.



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Man pays small change as fine for not wearing helmet

AHMEDABAD: Umang Shah is just a block printer, but when he rides on the city roads, the traffic police scurries for
cover.

Shah, a maverick of sorts has paid a fine of around Rs 5,000 to the cops for not wearing a helmet - all in the smallest of change!

His family, which lives in the Khadia area of the Walled city, barring his son, strictly breaks the helmet rule, since it was enforced.

They feel that the rule is a kind of harassment.

Call it a Gandhigiri of sorts, but whenever the traffic police stops the Shahs, not only do they readily pay up the
fine but also give chocolates to the police.

Shah has become so popular or the police so fed-up with him that they have stopped collecting fines from them.

In the beginning, whenever the police detained him, Shah would pay the fine of Rs 50 in one-rupee coins. The police first got irritated, but they accepted the money.

Thus, Shah paid up almost Rs 500 as fine in Re-1 coins. Then, he paid up another Rs 500 in 50-paise coins.

However, he never lost his cool and told the cops he would never follow the rule.

Now all the traffic cops know him.

Recently, Shah changed the fine to denominations of 25 paise. If the police stopped him, he would hand a heavy pouch of 200 25-paise coins over to them.

"At first, they fought with me. I called up the police control room right there and told them that I was paying the fine in a currency that is in circulation, so you cannot refuse", he says.

When additional commissioner of police Vikas Sahay heard of this, he told his men that they were bound to accept the change, how much ever small.

Shah religiously goes to the RBI every month and replenishes his stock of change.

The problem for the police is that it takes nearly 30 minutes to count these 200 coins.

"I will pay even up to Rs 25,000 but won't wear the helmet," he says. "I ride at only 20 kmph and that too within the city. Besides, it's my head and my life," he said when TOI caught up with him at one such crossing.

( This is a true story which has been published in Times of India dated 20 Jul 2008.)


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How to identify a Software engineer?

How to identify a Software engineer?

1. He/She never bargains... No wonder things have become so costly!

2. When a cab/bus passes by and you see all the commuters in it are sleeping like they haven't slept for years...

3. Dilbert or Calvin is their favorite cartoon...

4. Words like issues, tracker, raising requests, buzz/ping, compile, delete [unlike erase or rub it off], onsite [n not abroad is what 'foreign land' is called] are the ones that would be used by 'default'...

5. Weekends are holy words... they are like a salvation one seeks for...

6. "Wazzzup", "Hows life?", are few obvious questions one will be greeted with which would be immediately followed by "how's work?"

7. Salaries, work etc are always better or in good shape in other companies than the one he/she is currently in...

8. They don't send or take things... they always forward them!

9. Drinking coffee is the most pleasurable thing they think they do in the entire day...

10. They seek a search engine in just almost everything they do... When I forget where I have kept my things at home the first thing that comes to my mind is "I wish there was a Google search for my room".

11. Mondays are always blue...

12. All of them will have a dream to do something in life and that something would never be what they are doing right now.


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Happy Father's Day - Celebration

This Sunday, we have Father's Day.

Dad loves you, guides you, holds you each and every day. Though at times you have your differences, most times you've felt, lucky he's your dad. You've wanted to hug him and say he's the best, but never did.


This Father's Day, don't hold back. Say what you feel to father this Sunday.

Have you wished the fathers in your family a happy Father's Day? Let Dad know how much you care by wishing him the best on his special day. Don't forget to send Dad an eCard.

Here some best poem on Father's Day

Daddy, I Love You

Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.

I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play.
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Father's Day.
What Makes a Dad

God took the strength of a mountain,
The majesty of a tree,
The warmth of a summer sun,
The calm of a quiet sea,
The generous soul of nature,
The comforting arm of night,
The wisdom of the ages,
The power of the eagle's flight,
The joy of a morning in spring,
The faith of a mustard seed,
The patience of eternity,
The depth of a family need,
Then God combined these qualities,
When there was nothing more to add,
He knew His masterpiece was complete,
And so,

He called it ... Dad

~~Author Unknown.~~


Chanda ne poocha taaron se,
Taaron ne poocha hazaron se,
Sab se pyara kaun hai...
"Papa" oh mere "Papa"..

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Women are clever....and men are...................

Women are clever,and men are......MUST READ!!!!!!!!


A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.


She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish for, your husband will get it ten times!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom
women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be
ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because
what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and continue feeling good!

Male readers: Please scroll down.


The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
show that women never listen!!!






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Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station
what more can I say........

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Tum ko dekha to yeh khayaal aya - Lyrics and Video

Tum ko dekha to yeh khayaal aya...
Zindagi dhoop, tum ghana saaya.

Aaj phir dil ne ik tamannaa ki...
Aaj phir dil ko hum ne samajhaya.

Tum chale jaoge to sochenge...
Hum ne kya khoya, hum ne kya paya.

Hum jise gunguna nahin sakte...
Waqt ne aisa geet kyun gaya.

Tum ko dekha to yeh khayal aya...
Zindagi dhoop tum ghana saaya.


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Salman Khan's Chlormint Ad

It is learnt that Salman Khan has been roped in as a brand ambassador by Perfetti India to endorse their mint brand Chlormint.

Sources reveal that a TV Commercial too has been shot before Salman flew to London for his Veer shoot. Interestingly, Salman’s younger brother Sohail Khan too has been roped in for this TV ad.

It is not known how big the amount is for which the deal has been sealed for Chlormint but given his star status it must have been anywhere between Rs. 3-4 crore claims an industry insider.

Enjoy Ads Photos !!!




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Ek choti si baat Kabhi dil ko chu jati hai

Ek choti si baat…………..

Kabhi dil ko chu jati hai,


Ek choti si baat,

Kabhi dilo ko dur kar deti hai,


Ek choti si baat,

Kabhi pyar karne ke liye vajah ban jati hai,


Ek choti si baat,

Kabhi chahat ki ek vajah ban jati hai,


Ek choti si baat,

Kabhi jeene ka sahara ban jati hai,


Ek choti si baat…………….




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Here i am sitting in my office at night Thinking hard about life....

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick collage life to strict professional life…...

How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives lesss happiness….

How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them

How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger…..

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…..

How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on……

How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away…..

How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages……

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…...

How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment….

How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on……….

How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz.….

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed….. How it changed……..


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Management Lesson - Sonia Gandhi, L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav

Once Sonia Gandhi, L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died.

Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death..

He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.

But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.

He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc.


Then why the differential treatment?


He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions.


Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.


Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell " INDIA " and she does it correctly.

Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.

It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.

He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.



Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).

Mrs GANDHI is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". She writes it easily and
passes.

Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.

Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.



Laloo is extremely unhappy.

Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history

Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.

Mrs GANDHI is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". She replied "1947" and
passed.

Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".

He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now.
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'

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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE




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Software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.


Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.


Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife - Oh God !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.


Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters....


Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer



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Amitabh Bachchan new look in ‘Pa’

Amitabh Bachchan new look in ‘Pa’ is revealed finally.



‘Pa’ stars Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bachchan and Vidya Balan.

Amitabh Bachcha will play Abhishek Bachchan’s son in ‘Pa’. Amitabh’s character suffers from a condition in which he ages at a faster pace and thus looks much older than his actual age.




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Indian Money in Swiss Bank

Indian Money in Swiss Bank

Indians' money - 70,00,000 Crores Rupees in Swiss Bank


* Yes, 70 lakhs crores rupees of India are lying in Switzerland banks.
This is the huge black amount parked in foreign Bank, as India is the
champion of Black Money among all 180 countries of the world.


* German Government officially wrote a letter to Indian Government
that they (German Government) are willing to inform the details of holders
of 70 lakh crore rupees in foreign Banks, if Indian Government officially
asks them.


* On 22nd May, 2008, this news already published in The Times of India
and other Newspapers based on German Government's official letter to Indian
Government.



* But the Indian Government did not send any official enquiry to
Germany for details of said money which are sent outside India between 1947
to 2008. The opposition party is also equally not interested in doing so
because most of the amount is owned by these dirty, sinful and traitor
politicians.


* This money belongs to our country. From these funds we can repay 13
times of our country's foreign debt. The interest alone can take care of the
Center's yearly budget. People need not pay any taxes and we can pay Rs. 1
lakh to each of 45 crore poor families.



* Let us imagine, if Swiss Bank is holding Rs. 70 lakh crores, then
how much money is deposited in other this kind of 69 Banks in foreign? How
much they have deprived the Indian people after freedom? More over if the
account holder dies the Bank become the owner of the funds in his account.


* Are these people totally ignorant about the philosophy of Karma?
What will this ill-gotten wealth do to them and their families when they
own/use such corrupted and sinful money ? It will ruin their family and
their future generation.


* On 20th February, 2009 the American President Mr. Barack Obama has
exerted immense pressure on USB Bank to disclose the details of deposits by
tax evading/corrupt Americans in this Bank. He has taken this step even at
the risk to his life. On the other hand, our political leaders have not
taken any action despite lapse of 8 long months. The Opposition Parties also
are not interested. Why?



* Now the Communist Party of India has demanded on 23rd February, 2009
that the Government must inquire into these illegal deposits of Indians in
foreign Banks. This is widely reported in the Press and is now a well known
fact.



* The issue of illegal deposits in Foreign Banks has had world-wide
coverage in the media. People have read it also. However, disheartened and
frustrated people have neither courage nor time to do anything. Nonetheless
this is a struggle no less important than our freedom struggle. Only
difference is that this struggle is against the corrupt native British of
our own country.




* As a service to our motherland please circulate at least 10 copies
of this note among your friends to convert it into a mass movement.





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Wake Up! Hyderabad - Photo campaign by Traffic Police of Hyderabad


























The above images are part of a photo campaign by Traffic Police of Hyderabad. (http://www.htp.gov.in/Campaigns-Photos.html)


For the record, road driving sense index of Hyderabad was measured lowest in the country and even far lower than underdeveloped countries.


Wake Up! Hyderabad?Follow the rules?Make the shift from Barbarian to Civilian way of life.


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Modern Heights

1. What is height of Fashion?

A. Dhoti with a zip .



2. What is height of Secrecy?

A. Offering blank visiting cards.



3. What is height of Active laziness?

A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.



4. What is height of Craziness?

A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.



5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.



6. What is height of Stupidity?

A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.



7. What is height of Honesty?

A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.



8. What is height of Suicide?

A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.



9. What is height of De-hydration?

A. A cow giving milk powder.




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Five Very Short Stories with Morals

A child told the mother: "Mum you are very beautiful today."
Replied the mother: "Why?"
The child said: “Because you did not get angry today.”
Moral of the story:
1. It is easy to possess beauty: - do not get angry.
2. Anger is temporary madness.

A man attended an interview for a job.
Along the corridor, he picked up a piece and threw it into a dustbin.
The interviewer passed by and saw it.
This man got the job.
Moral of the story:
Live with good habits, and you will be recognized.

A small boy worked as an apprentice in a bicycle shop.
A man sent a bicycle for repair.
After repairing the bicycle, this boy cleaned up the bicycle and it looked like a new one.
Other apprentices laughed at him for doing redundant work.
The second day after the owner claimed the bicycle back; this boy was pinched and offered a job.
Moral of the story:
1. Go the extra mile to be successful.
2. Doing more gains more & Doing less loses more.


The owner of a farm asked his child to work everyday at the farm.
His friend said to him: “You do not have to make your son work so hard. The crops would grow just as good."
Owner of the farm replied: “I am not cultivating my crops, but my child."
Moral of the story:
1. A simple way to groom a child is to let him experience some hardships.
2. If not cut, jade would not turn into useful ware.


A shop is always brightly lit up.
Someone asked: "What brand of bulb are you using? It is so lasting."
The shop owner replied: "Our bulbs blew out frequently. We replaced them once a bulb blew out."
Moral of the story:
1. It is simple to maintain brightness, change the bulbs regularly.
2. To brightening up everyday life: Endeavour to abandon unwholesome states of mind and make an effort to encourage wholesome states to grow.







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Recession Time

This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside.
He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.

He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up. He ordered more and more raw material and buns, and used an attractive signboard to sell more. He recruited a few more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove.

As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from College, joined his father. Then something strange happened. The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?" The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times"
The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV, his son ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly.

So the next day onwards, the father cut down his raw material order and buns, took down the colourful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers, and was no longer as enthusiastic. He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly, same is the profit.

The father said to his son, "Son, you were right. We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

What can we take away from this story?
1. How many times do we confuse intelligence with good judgment?
2. Choose your advisers carefully but use your own judgment.
3. A person or an organization will survive forever, if they have the 5 Cs:
* Character
* Commitment
* Conviction
* Courtesy
* Courage

The tragedy today is that there are many walking encyclopedias that are living failures.



The more practical and appropriate views on this economic recession is:
"This is the time to reunite together, for any small or big organization; This is the time to motivate and retain people which are the biggest asset; This is the time to show more commitment to the customers; This is the time to show values of our company to the world;
And this is the time to stand by our Nation".
NOW DECIDE WHAT TO DO AND WHAT NOT TO DO



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