Shairy on Appraisal - Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai

March is the Appraisal season in most of the Corporate offices, here is fun shairy on Appraisal.

This shairy on Appraisal is inspired by “Sarfarosh” movie's following songs -

Phool Khilte Hain, Baharon Ka Sama Hota Hain,
Aise Mausam Main Hi Toh Pyaar Jawan Hota Hain,
Dil Ki Baaton Ko Zubaan Se Nahin Kehte,
Yeh Fasana Toh Nigahon Se Bayan Hota Hain….

So, actual shairy on Appraisal is --

Boss To Employee…
Arz kiya hai……… ………
Kaam hote hain…………… …
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai……………. ……… .
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai…. ……..
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…………… …
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. …..

Employee to Boss
Arz kiya hai……… …..
Appraisal hote hain………
Disappointment ka sama hota hai… ….
Aise mausam mein hi to ATTRITION jawan hota hai…….
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte… ….
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai……..



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Test your General Knowledge !!!

1. What is the expansion ( Full Form ) of YAHOO?
Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle

2. What is the expansion ( Full Form ) of ADIDAS?


ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports


3. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

Satellite Television Asian Region

4. What is expansion of "ICICI" in ICICI Bank?
Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India

5. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Indira Gandhi being killed.


6. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?

Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is our 's National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar* *Bangla)

7. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.

8. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?

Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa

9. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?

 South Korea

10. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known during the cold war)

11. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

Geoffrey Boycott

12. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?

John Traicos

13. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country (other than Vatican
)?

Lesotho  surrounded from all sides by South Africa ..

14. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
Polo. The rule in 'Polo' is that one should use the right hand to stroke the ball. This rule was revised in 1975 for some safety measures. 


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Poem on "TAJ MAHAL"By 3 different People

Poem on "TAJMAHAL"By 3 different People...

1) BACHELOR: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon, Magar Mumtaz nahi MILTI"..!!

2) LOVER: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,Mumtaz mil gayi hai,Magar Shadi nahi KARTI"...

3) MARRIED: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon,Magar Mumtaz nahi MARTI"...!!!

Rishta wahi.. Soch nayi..
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Allama Iqbal - Ghazal - Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehte kehte

By Dr. Allama Iqbal ----

Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehte kehte,

Hichkicha Gaya Me khud ko Musalman kehte kehte,

Ye baat Nahi k Mujko Allah par Yaqeen Nahi,

Bas dar gaya khud ko sahib-e-imaan kehte kehte,

Tofeeq Na hui Mujhe ek waqt ki Namaz ki,

Aur Chup Ho Gaya Moazzin Azaan kehte kehte,

Kisi kafir Ne jo pocha k Ye kya Hai Maheena,

Sharm se pani Hath se gir gaya Ramazan kehte kehte,

Meri Almari me Gard se Ati kitab ka Jo poochha,

Mai Gaddh gaya Zameen me Quran kehte kehte,

Ye sun k chupki saadh Li "IQBAL" Us Ne,

Yun laga jaise ruk gaya wo mujhe Haiwaan kehte kehte..

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