Main bachpan ko bula rahi thee, Bol uthi bitiya meri

Main bachpan ko bula rahi thee, Bol uthi bitiya meri
Nandan-van si fool uthi, yeh chhoti si kutiya meri

Ma O! keh kar bula rahi thee, mitti kha kar aai thee
Kuchh moonh mein, kuchh liye haath mein, mujhe khilaane laai thee

Pulak rahe the ang, drigo mein, kautu-hal tha chhalak raha
Moonh par thee alh-laad laalima, vijay-garv tha jhalak raha

Maine poochha "yeh kya laai?", bol uthi weh "Maa kaao"
Hua prafullalit hriday khushi se, maine kaha "tum hi khaao

Paaya maine bachpan phir se, bachpan beti ban kar aaya
Uski manjul moorti dekh kar, mujh mein nav-jeevan aaya

Main bhi uske saath khelti hoon, tut-laati hoon
Mil kar uske saath, swayam main bhi bachchi ban jaati hoon

Jise khojti thee barso se, ab jaa kar usko paya
Bhaag gaya tha mujhe chhod kar, weh bachpan fir se aaya!



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Be thankful for the difficult times

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire,

If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

Be thankful when you don't know something

For it gives you the opportunity to learn.

Be thankful for the difficult times.

During those times you grow.

Be thankful for your limitations

Because they give you opportunities for improvement.

Be thankful for each new challenge

Because it will build your strength and character.

Be thankful for your mistakes

They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you're tired and weary

Because it means you've made a difference.

It is easy to be thankful for the good things.

A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also

thankful for the setbacks.

GRATITUDE can turn a negative into a positive.

Find a way to be thankful for your troubles and they

can become your blessings.

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Ek choti si baat Kabhi dil ko chu jati hai

Ek choti si baat…………..

Kabhi dil ko chu jati hai,


Ek choti si baat,

Kabhi dilo ko dur kar deti hai,


Ek choti si baat,

Kabhi pyar karne ke liye vajah ban jati hai,


Ek choti si baat,

Kabhi chahat ki ek vajah ban jati hai,


Ek choti si baat,

Kabhi jeene ka sahara ban jati hai,


Ek choti si baat…………….




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Everyday i want to fly - Vodafone Jingle - Lyrics and Video

Everyday i want to fly.... .its a jingle created by Vodafone's ad agency in England.
Duration: 30 secs

Lyrics:
Oh oh, o o o oh,
Oh oh, o o o oh,
Everyday i want to fly,
stay by my side,

Everyday i want to dream,
stay by my side,

Every morning i wish i could just play,
Wish the mornings would just stay....

oh oh, o o o oh....
Everyday i want to fly,
stay by my side,

Everyday i want to dream,
stay.....by my side


Video:




Vodafone India Ad - Every Day I want to fly - Happy to Help

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Ye Rishte - Zinda rahne ke liye jaruri hai ye rishte

YE RISHTE………………

Zinda rahne ke liye jaruri hai ye rishte,
Hume apno ke paas late hai ye rishte,

Dilo me zajbat jagate hai ye rishte,
Dilo ko dilo se milate hai ye rishte,

Duriyo ka ahsaas karate hai ye rishte,
Kisi pehchan ke mohtaz nahi hai ye rishte,

Choti-choti baato se bante hai ye rishte,
Kabhi bina kisi naam ke bhi hote hai ye rishte,

Par aise rishte bahut khaas hote hai aur,
Dil ke bahut karib hote hai ye rishte…………………


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Jingles of DD Commercials Ads

If you love old Doordarshan ads, then here is some sweet & famous Jingles of DD Commercials Ads.

Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,
Doodh hai Wonderful
Pee sakte ho roz glassful
Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,
Wonderful Doodh
Piyo Glassful Doodh
Garmi mein daalo doodh mein ice
Doodh bangaya very nice
Piyo daily once or twice
Mil jaayega tasty surprise
Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,
Wonderful Doodh
Piyo Glassful Doodh
Doodh hai mast in every season
Piyo doodh for healthy reason
Rahoge phir fit and fine
Jiyoge past ninety nine
Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,
Chaaron ore mach gaya shore
Gimme more gimme more
Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,Doodh,
Wonderful Doodh
Piyo Glassful Doodh
******************************************************************
Nirma,Nirma, detergent tikiya Nirma
Iski jhaag ne jaadoo kar diya
Paani mein rehkar bhi yeh kum gale
Dheron kapde dhoye aur zyaada chale
Sabki safedi nirma
detergent tikiya nirma,nirma
******************************************************************
Yeh zameen yeh aasmaan …aaa haan…
Yeh zameen yeh aasmaan
Humara kal humara aaj
Humara kal humara aaj
Buland Bharat ki Buland tasveer
Humara bajaj,Humara bajaj
Buland Bharat ki Buland tasveer
Humara bajaj,Humara bajaj
******************************************************************
Bhaiysaab zara tikiya dena
Yeh nahi woh
Deepikaji par Woh kyun
Jab wahi safedi,wahi jhaag,
Kum daamon mein mile
To koi yeh kyun le,woho na le
Maan gaye…Kisee??
Aapki Paarkhi nazar aur Nirma super dono ko
******************************************************************
Raju ke daant motiyon jaise kyun chamak rahe hai
Kyun na ho maasterji main daabur ka laal dant manjan so istemaal karta hoon
Dabur lal dant manjan se mukhda hi khil jaaye
******************************************************************
Nannhe munne bacche teri muthii mein kya hai
Muthi mein mera nunha nunna Rasna
Ismein swaad ka jaadu bhara hai
Naya chota Rasna sirf # rupay mein
6 glass banaye
I love you Rasna
******************************************************************
Match ki aakhri gend aur yeh laga sixer,natraj phir champion
Bonded lead wali natraj pencil
******************************************************************
Kuch khaas hai hum sabhi mein
Kuch baat hai hum sabhi mein
Baat hai, khaas hai
Kuch swaad hai
Kya swaad hai zindagi mein
Cadbury’s Dairy Milk…asli swaad zindagi ka
******************************************************************
Vicks ki goli lo khich khich door karo
******************************************************************
Tandurusti ki Raksha karta hai lifebuoy ,lifebuoy hai jahaan tandurusti hai wahaan….Lifebuoy
******************************************************************
Ajanta toothpaste pappa ka,mumma ka,bhaiyya ka,didi ka aur ajanta mera
******************************************************************
Dabur Janam Ghutti
Are munna ro raha hai
Ale lele ……………No gudgudu
Isse na daant nikalne mein takleef ,pet bhi thik rehta hai
******************************************************************
Zara si hasi,pyar zara sa..taste of India Amul
******************************************************************
Oye oye..khujli karnewale oh ohhhhhh B-tex laga le ohhhhh
B-tex lagake tu apni daadkhaaj khujli mita le..oyeah oye
******************************************************************
Hehaaan hehe haaan
Chai coffe ke sang bhaye
Karram kurram kurram karram
Mehmaano ko khush karjaye
kurram karram
Mazeddar lazzatdaar
Swaad swad mein lijjat lijjat pappad
Jab ji chahe shauk se khaayen
Karram kurram kurram karram
Sekh ke khayen talke khaayen
kurram karram
Mazeddar lazzatdaar
Swaad swad mein lijjat lijjat pappad
Lijjat paapaaaaddd
He he haaan he he haan….
******************************************************************
It washes,it rinses
It even dries our clothes
In just a few minutes
And you are ready for the show…..Videocon washing machine
******************************************************************
Yeh bechaara kaam ke bojh ka maara, inhe chahiye hamdard ka tonic ..SInkara
******************************************************************
Coffee Toffe..coffee Toffee..argument continues..parle Coffee bites
******************************************************************
Aao chalein hum lekar apni Tobu cycles
******************************************************************

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Balance sheet of your life

Your birth is your opening stock.
What comes in you is debit.
What goes out of you is credit.
Your ideas are your assets.
Your views are your liabilities.
Your happiness is your profit.
Your sorrow is your loss.
Your soul is your goodwill.
Your heart is your fixed assets.
Your duties are your outstanding expenses.
Your friendship is your hidden adjustment.
Your character is your capital.
Your knowledge is your investment.
Your patience is your interest.
Your mind is your bank balance.
Your bad thinking should be depreciated.
Your behaviour is your journal entry.
Your girl friend is your joint venture.
Your wife is your partner.
Your child is your admission of partner.
Your death is your closing stock.


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Yeh ek Pal Hai Jo Kal Tal Jayega

Yeh ek Pal Hai
Jo Kal Tal Jayega
Mera Aaj dekhte hi dekhte
ek beeta hua Kal ban Jayega

Aur Mera anewala Pal
Mere aaj Mein Badal Jayega

Mein Isliye Udhas Nahin
Ki App Mere Aaj Mein Nahin
Udhasi toh isliye hain
Ki Mein Na App ke aaj mein hoon

Na hi Aapke Kal mein
Lekin Aap, na Jane kyon aisa lagta Hai
Mere har Pal Mein Maujood Ho!


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Ajeeb shaqs tha khwabon ki bat karta tha - Nice Poem

Ajeeb shaqs tha khwabon ki bat karta tha

wo teergi (andhere) men ujalon ki bat karta tha

Wo mere dil men basa tha khamoshiyon ki tarah

magar wo shor ki saazon ki bat karta tha

Har ek bat men uski mahak thi phoolon ki

khizan ke beech baharon ki bat karta tha

Thi aasman ki bulandi pe bas nazar uski

zamin pe baith sitaron ki bat karta tha

Hatheliyon pe wo ummeed le ke chalta tha

ghamon ke daur men khushiyon ki bat karta tha

Mili thi usko bhi bas ek zindagi phir bhi

wo jane kitne zamanon ki bat karta tha

Thi uske seene men himmat kamal ki shayad

bhanwar men rahke kinaron ki bat karta tha

Yaqin se kahta tha sahra men barishen hongi

ki dhoop men bhi ghtaon ki bat karta tha

'Hina' wo kho gaya duniya ki bheed men lekin

wafa ki, dil ki, jo wadon ki bat karta tha

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Khud ko badal, Taqdir bhi badal jayegi

Khud ko badal,

Taqdir bhi badal jayegi.

Khud ko badal,

Jivan me rango ki bahar aa jayegi.

Khud ko badal,

Mushkil rahe bhi aasan ho jayegi.

Khud ko badal,

Manzil khud-ba-khud paas aa jayegi.

Khud ko badal,

Zindagi bhi khubsurat ho jayegi.

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Darshan Do Ghanshyam Nath - Lyrics and Video

After success of Slumdog Millionaire (2008) Our reader Mr. John Saric from New York, USA had requested "Darshan Do Ghanshyam Lyrics with Video".


Darashan Do Ghanashyam Nath Mori, A.Nkhiya.N Pyasi Re
Man Ma.Ndir Ki Jyoti Jagado, Ghat Ghat Basi Re

Ma.Ndir Ma.Ndir Murat Teri
Phir Bhi Naa Dikhe Surat Teri
Yug Bite Na Ai Milan Ki
Puranamasi Re ...

Dvar Daya Ka Jab Tu Khole
Pa.Ncham Sur Me.N Gu.Nga Bole
A.Ndha Dekhe La.Nga.Da Chal Kar
Pahu.Nche Kasi Re ...

Pani Pi Kar Pyas Bujhau.N
Naino.N Ko Kaise Samajhau.N
A.Nkh Michauli Chho.Do Ab
Man Ke Basi Re ...

Niba.Rl Ke Bal Dhan Nidha.Rn Ke
Tum Rakh Vale Bhakt Jano.N Ke
Tere Bhajan Me.N Sab Sukh Pau.N
Mite Udasi Re ...

Nam Jape Par Tujhe Na Jane
Unako Bhi Tu Apana Mane
Terii Daya Ka A.Nt Nahi.N Hai
He Dukh Nashi Re ...

Aj Phaisala Tere Dvar Par
Meri Jit Hai Teri Har Par
Har Jit Hai Teri Mai.N To
Charan Upasi Re ...

Dvar Kha.Da Kab Se Matavala
Ma.Nge Tum Se Har Tumhari
Narasi Ki Ye Binati Sunalo
Bhakt Vilasi Re ...

Laj Na Lut Jaye Prabhu Teri
Nath Karo Na Daya Me.N Deri
Tin Lok Chho.D Kar Ao
Ga.Nga Nivasi Re ...

 Darshan Do Ghanshyam Nath - Video




Movie Name: Narsi Bhagat (1957)
Singer: Hemant Kumar, Manna Dey, Sudha Malhotra
Music Director: Ravi
Lyrics: Nepali G S
Year: 1957
Producer: Goel Cine Corporation
Director: Devendra Goel
Actors: Lalita Pawar, Nirupa Roy, Pratima Devi, Shahu Modak
Theme: Religious


Song requested by: John Saric ( New York, USA)

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'Iss Baar Nahin' By Prasoon Joshi Poem and Video

This is a poem by Prasoon Joshi on the aftermath of Mumbai terrorist attack.
Let us not forget and forgive this time .... let us not let the wound heal as always ...


Is baar jab woh choti si bachchi mere
paas apni kharonch le kar aayegi
Main use phoo phoo kar nahin behlaoonga
Panpaney doonga uski tees ko

Is baar nahin

Is baar jab main chehron par dard likha dekhoonga
Nahin gaoonga geet peeda bhula dene wale
Dard ko risney doonga' utarney doonga andar gehrey

Is baar nahin

Is baar main na marham lagaoonga
Na hi uthaoonga ruee ke phohey
Aur na hi kahoonga ki tum aankhein band karlo,
gardan udhar kar lo main dawa lagata hoon
Dikhney doonga sabko, hum sabko khuley nangey ghaav

Is baar nahin

Is baar jab uljhaney dekhoonga, chatpatahat dekhoonga
Nahin daudoonga uljhee dor lapetney
Uljhaney doonga jab tak ulajh sake

Is baar nahin

Is baar karm ka hawala de kar nahin uthaoonga auzaar
Nahin karoonga phir se ek nayee shuruaat
Nahin banaoonga misaal ek karmyogi ki
Nahin aaney doonga zindagi ko aasani se patri par
Utarney doonga usey keechad main,
tedhey medhey raston pe
Nahin sookhney doonga deewaron par laga khoon
Halka nahin padneydoonga uska rang
Is baar nahin banney doonga usey itna laachaar
ki paan ki peek aur khoon ka fark hi khatm ho jaye

Is baar nahin

Is baar ghawon ko dekhna hai
Gaur se thoda lambe wakt tak
Kuch faisley
Aur uskey baad hausley
kahin toh shuruat karni hee hogi
Is baar yahi tay kiya hai...

[PRASOON JOSHI]

"Is baar nahin" Video in  Prasoon Joshi own voice.


Poem and song requested by: Shahnawaz( India, Mumbai)
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The new Satyam nursery rhyme

Raju Raju sat on the wall
Raju Raju had a great fall
Balance sheet died
Shareholders cried
Raju Raju made a fraud

Raju Raju
Yes baba
Cheating us
No baba
Telling Lies
No baba
Open the balance sheet
HA HA HA


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Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi

A very beautiful poem on today's fast life.

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi . ( 100% fact)

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi........ .

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You will never come again to Tension

The Moment you are in Tension
You will lose your Attention
Then you are in total Confusion
And you will feel Irritation
Then you will spoil personal Relation
Ultimately, you won't get Co - Operation
Then you will make things Complication
Then your blood pressure may raise Caution
And you may have to take Medication


Instead, understand the Situation
And try to think about the Solution
Many problems will be solved by Discussion
This will work out better in your Profession
Don't think it's my free Suggestion
It's only for your Prevention
If you understand my Intention
You will never come again to Tension


- Bill Gates

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Have you seen my Childhood? A nice poem

Have you seen my Childhood?
I'm searching for the world that I come from
'Cause I've been looking around
In the lost and found of my heart...
No one understands me
They view it as such strange eccentricities...
'Cause I keep kidding around
Like a child, but pardon me...

People say I'm not okay
'Cause I love such elementary things...
It's been my fate to compensate,
for the Childhood
I've never known...

Have you seen my Childhood?
I'm searching for that wonder in my youth
Like pirates in adventurous dreams,
Of conquest and kings on the throne...

Before you judge me, try hard to love me,
Look within your heart then ask,
Have you seen my Childhood?

People say I'm strange that way
'Cause I love such elementary things,
It's been my fate to compensate,
for the Childhood I've never known...

Have you seen my Childhood?
I'm searching for that wonder in my youth
Like fantastical stories to share
The dreams I would dare, watch me fly...

Before you judge me, try hard to love me.
The painful youth I've had

Have you seen my Childhood...

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If you can keep your head by Rudyard Kipling

A inspirational poem "If you can keep your head" by Rudyard Kipling.

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!

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Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai

Apni Profile ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

Zindagi se hara hua hai,
Par " Balance sheet Tally " karne se haar nahi manata,
Apne excel sheet ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai,
Par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain, ye nahi janata,
Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

Das hazaar line ki file main error dhoond lete hain lekin,
Majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti,
PC pe hazaar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,
Satuday-sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

linking karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
"Excel" ki priority kab maa-baap se high ho gayi,
Kitabon main gulab rakhne wala , cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya,
Dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi,
Weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

Maze lena ho iske to pooch lo,
"Salary Increment" ki party kab dila rahe ho,
Hansi udana ho to pooch lo,
"Leave" pe kab ja rahe ho?
Wo dekho Leave se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

Kharche badh rahe hain,
Baal kam ho rahe hain,
Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,
Lo phir se bus choot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

Pizza gale se nahi utarta,
To "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai,
Office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta,
Maa ke hath ka wo khana baar roz yaad ata hai,
"Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi, free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

Aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiya,
Chartered Accountant ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan,
Hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,
Chartered Accountant wahi ban sakta hai, jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,
Hum log jee jee ke marte hain , zindagi hai kuch aisi,

Ek fauj ki naukri, doosri Chartered Accountant ki , dono ek jaisi,
Is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai ..........

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Comic version of Ye daulat bhi le lo Lyrics

Here is the comic version of Ye daulat bhi le lo Lyrics

Read this, you will remember your college days....... Enjoy!!!

Yeh degree bhi lelo, ye naukari bhi lelo,
Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa............
magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
vo chaay ka paani vo teeKha samosaa..........

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,
vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa,
vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa,
vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa,
vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka Kissaa.....

bimaari ka reason de ke time badhanaa,
vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa,
vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa,
vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa,
vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul,
par vo maa ka vishvas - Teachar ka Bharosaa.....

vo pedon ke neeche gappe ladanaa,
vo raaton mein drawing sheets banaanaa,
vo exams ke akhari din theatre mein jaanaa,
! vo bhole se freshers ko hamesha sataanaa,
without any reason common off pe jaanaa,
test ke waqt table mein kitabon ko rakhnaa,
isi tarah teachers ko dena Jhansaa.........

college ki sabse purani nishaanee,
vo chaaywala jise saare kehte the... jaani,
vo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee,
vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi,
vo padh tehi chiththi uska bhadakna,
vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka Gussaa......

college ki wo saari lambisi raatein,
vo doston se canteen mein pyaari si baatein,
vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa,
vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa,
bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi,
vo college, vo batein, vo shararatein vo javani...

ka ash hum phir dohra sakte kahani......
vo kagaz ki k ashti vo barish ka pani.

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Engineer ki dastan - A Poem on an Engineer!

Engineer ki dastan - A Poem on an Engineer!

Engineer woh hain
jo aksar phasta hain

Interviews ke sawaal mey
Badi companiyon ke jaal mey
Boss aur client ke bawaal mey

Engineer woh hain
jo pak gaya hain
Meetings ki jhelai mey
Submissions ki gehraai mey
Teamwork ki chataai mey

Engineer woh hain
jo laga rehta hain
Schedule ko failane mey
Targets ko khiskaane mey
Roz naye-naye bahaane banane mey

Engineer woh hain
jo lunch time mey Breakfast karta hain
Dinner time mey Lunch karta hain aur
Commutation ke waqt soya karta hain

Engineer woh hain
jo paagal hain
Chai aur samose ke pyaar mey
Cigarette ke khumaar mey
Birdwatching ke vichaar mey

Engineer woh hain
jo khoya hain
Reminders ke jawaab mey
Na milne waale hisaab mey
Behtar Bhavishya ke khwaab mey

Engineer woh hain
jise intezaar hain
Weekend nights par dhoom machaane ka
Boss ke chutti par jaane ka
Increment ki khabar aane ka

Engineer woh hain
jo sochta hain
Kaash padhaai par dhyaan diya hota
Kaash teacher se panga na liya hota

Kaash ishq na kiya hota....
Kaash....

Thanks: Funtoosh.com

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