By all Means... MARRY !

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi Moghe


I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

when a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry



By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to do great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!



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Indian scene from the movie Nametey London

A very beautiful Indian Scene from the movie Namastey London.



In text:Akshay Kumar dialogue in Namaste London


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OM SHANTI OM Shahrukh dialogue on Stage

Can anyone post me the OM SHANTI OM , Shahrukh dialogue on Stage. "Agar kuch Dilse Chaho...." ??

Itni shidaat se main tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai,
hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai.

Kehte hain ki ...... Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.


Aaj aap sabh ne mujhe meri chaahat se milaeya, thank you, thank you very much. Main aap sab ka shukar guzaar hoon.
Ki aapne mere kwabon ko yakeen mein badal diya, itna ki I feel like the King of thee World.

Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen ho gaya, ki humari filmon ki tarah humari zindagi mein bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai.
Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto, picture abhi baaki hai.


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Akshay Kumar dialogue in Namaste London

Akshay Kumar dialogue in Namaste London when he is talking to the British man at the party and he talks about India's achievements?


Mr PringIe, he'd Iike to teII you
something about India...

When we greet one another,
we foId our hands in namastey...

because we beIieve...

that God resides in the heart
of every human being.

We come from a nation where we aIIow
a Iady of CathoIic origin...

to step aside for a Sikh
to be sworn in as Prime Minister...

to a MusIim President to govern
a nation of over 80 percent Hindus.

It may aIso interest you
to know that...

many of the origins to your words
come from Sanskrit.

For exampIe,
maatr becomes mother...

bhratr becomes brother,
giamiti becomes geometry

trikonniti becomes trigonometry.

We have 5600 newspapers...

magazines in over twenty-one
different Ianguages...


with a combined readership
of over 120 miIIion.

We have reached the moon and back,
but yet...

you people still feel that we've onIy
reached as far as the Indian rope trick

We are the third largest pool in the word
of doctors, engineers
and scientists.

Maybe your grandfather
didn't teII you that...

we have the third Iargest army
in the worId.

And even then, I foId my hands
in humiIity before you...

because we don't beIieve we are
above or beneath any individuaI.

And...

namastey. :)

In Video:Indian scene from the movie Nametey London

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Cool T-Shirts

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Daddy Internet laga dein......

Dil ka connection miladein,
Daddy Internet laga dein ,
Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka,
Kab lagay Ga itna Bata dein


Homework pura hota nahi,
Raat ko mein sota nahi,
Jab mood ho parhai ka,
Homework koi hota nahi.


Net bhi hai kamaal cheez,
Bas aati ho agar chalani keys,
Waisay to bohot hai kaam is Kay,
Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees.


Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon Ga,
Try karo mein naraz na kar paon Ga,
Mein god promise karta Hun,
Net aap ke saunay ke baad lagaun Ga.


Saheli nahi meri,haan dost hi hotay hain,
Who saray ke saray school mein hi sotay hain,
Raat to guzarti hai net par typing kartay,
Subha bhi chat room mein hi hotay hain.


Ladkian bhi kamaal hoti hain,
Ghar pe apni misaal hoti hain ,
Saara kaam khatam karkay,
Das bajay saday naal hoti hain.


Ab to mujhe Internet lagadein,
Meri bhi mauj karadein ,
Mein bhi dhondta Hun cyber bahoo,
Aap bas nikah dot com karadein

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Award winner Ad of Fevicol

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Eid Mubarak

Thank you for eating

Dear friend,
Your validity for not taking food during the day time has expired.
Please resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
“Happy Ramazan Eid”

Ramadan ka chand daikha

Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan.
Ameen

Happy Eid Day

Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho,
Jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho,
To samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai.
Happy Eid Day.

Kash Hum SMS Hotay

Kash hum ek sms hotay bas ek click me aap ke paas hotay
Mana k aap hamay delete kar letay lekin kuch dair k liye
To hum aap ke paas hotay or bari khushi say kehtay
Eid mubarak

Your smile speak to me

Something in your smile speak to me.
Something in your voice sings to me.
Some thing in your eyes says to me
That you are the dearest friend to me..
Eid mubarak

Mubarak ho tuje yeh eid-ul-azha

Aaj se aamiri garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aaj sub kuch bhool ke aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh eid-ul-azha.

Eid to apno ki deed hai…

Eid ki sachi khushi to apno ki deed hai,
Tum humse door ho to apni kya eid hai

Good Luck 4 Ramzan

Best Leader - Allah
Guide - Quaran
Lyrics - Aazan
Loyality - Imaan
Request - Dua
Protection - Fitra
Oath - Kalma
Exercise - Namaaz
Self Control - Roza
So… Good Luck 4 Ramzan

Dastoor hai duniya ka magar

Dastoor hai duniya ka magar
Yeh to batao hum kisse mile
Kisse kahein eid mubarak,
Miss you on eid day.

Eid ke is mubarak khusnama din..

Eid ke is mubarak khusnama din..
Ko meri allah se yeh dua hai ki
Apki zindagi is eid ke khushnuma din
Ki tareh hamesha khushiyon se bhari rahe.

Iss route ki sabhi lineain vyast hain

Mausam mast hai…
Mahool zabardast hai…
Eid ki taiyaari main sab vyast hain…
Socha tha call kar ke wish kar dain…
Par pata chala…. “Iss route ki sabhi lineain vyast hain”
“Happy Eid”

Tujhe dekhna meri eid hai

Teri deed jisko naseeb ho wo naseeb khushnaseeb hai,
Teri yaad hai meri zindagi tujhe dekhna meri eid hai.

Usi tarah ho mubarak app ko

Sunhari dhup barsat ke bad,
Thodi si khushi har bat ke bad,
Usi tarah ho mubarak app ko
Ye nayi subah kal rat ke bad….

Happy Eidday.

Kehtay hain Eid ki amad hai

Kuch dair tu dil ko chain milay
Kuch rooz tu man ka phool khilay
Kehtay hain Eid ki amad hai
Ab log bhi kuch taeed karain .

Eid may nazrein hi milaa lo

Ramzan may na milsakey,
Eid may nazrein hi milaa lo.
Haath milaney se kya hoga?
Seedha galey hi lagaa lo.

Tumko bhi eid mubarak

Subeh subeh uth ke ho jawo fresh,
Pehen lo aj sobse aacha sa koi dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo ghumne,
Eid mubarak karo sabko jo aaye samne.
Tumko bhi Eid Mubarak

Eid aai hai dil shaad rakhna

Eid aai hai dil shaad rakhna
Siwayyan khatay hoay ham ko bhi yaad rakhna.

Eid wo Eid nahi jis mai tumhari deed nahi
Deed wo deed nahi jis mai tum qareeb nahi.

Meaning of EID?

Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “Enjoy in Duniya”
So, In your life all moments bring Eid for you….
Wish You…Eid Mubarak.

Wish you a happy eid day

Network busy number busy
No signal message not sent….
That’s what we’ll see on !St day of ‘’Eid'’
So “Happy Eid Day” before the rush start.

Pyar ko Eid k lamhon me yaad rakna

Suba jab bhi nikaar dekna
Sham jab bhi bahar dekna
Raat ko tanhai me
Tare jab b her baar dekna
Pyar ko sada abaad rakna
Pyar ko Eid k lamhon me yaad rakna

Some more Sher on Eid

Yeh Bhi Accha Hoowa EID Abb Ki Bhi Tanha Guzar Gi
Hum Gale Milkar Bohat Rote Agar Aap Aa Jaate

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Udhar se chaaNd tum dekho, idhar se chaaNd ham dekheN,
NigaaheN jyuN hiiN TakraayeN, hamaarii Eid ho jaaye!!

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maine chaha tujhay eid pe kuch paish karoo
jis mein ehsaas ke sab rang ho raushan raushan
jis may aankhon kay taraashe huay motii laakhon
jis may shaamil ho mere qalb kii dhaDakan dhDakan

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mujhe mil gayaa bahaanaa terii deed kaa
kaisii Khushii le ke aayaa chaand 'Eid' kaa

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shaam tak iss liye darwaaza khula rakkha hai
koi aaeiga mujhe eid mubaarak kahney

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Kuch mussarat mazeed ho jai
Iss bahanay say eid ho jai
Eid milnay jo app aa jain
Hamari eid bhi eid ho jai

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If Statue of Liberty was in India.....

If Statue of Liberty was in India.

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Are you complaining about ur job

So better go back & start working.... :)

Ek Hockey Dongi Rakh Ke - Chak de India

This Is Da Story Of A Team, At They Playing For Thier One N Only Dream
To Win The World Cup, So You Better Backup
Cos They Commin On Now, On They Commin On How
Get Off Their Way Cos They Screaming Chak De!!

(chal Zara Zara Sa Zara Zara Sa Hatke
Chal Dara Dara Sa Dara Dara Sa Bachke)- 2
Ek Hockey Dungi Main Rakh Ke
Chak De, Chak De, Ek Hockey Dungi Rakhke-3

Chak Two, She Is New, Kehte Hai Men Bade Theeki Iski Game
She Is Cool Par Dil Ki Hai Fool
Badi Badi Teamon Ka Bhoolaye Haal Chaal
Hai Hai English Maal Aaja Preeti Sabarwaal
What? You Have A Problem With Me?














Chak Three, She Thinks Like A Deer
Gaanv Ki Yeh Chhori, Kehle Hockey Chori Chori
Baap Bhaai Koi Roke To Kare Seenajori
Ribel Mein Isse Koi Tej Nahi, Koi Saali Ho Ya Saala
Aa Gayi Bhaiya Chha Gayi Bhaiya, Komal Chautala
Khelne Wala Khel Rahe Ga, Rokne Wala Fail Rahe Ga
Jo Jayada Marode Munch, Chaat Le(jaan Le) Jaake Bhais Ki Poonch
Chak De Hey Chak De Ek Hockey Dungi Rahke - 3

Chak Four, On The Floor, ? Huyi Hai Biya Huva Hai Ghaat Ghaat Ka Paani
Sabse Senior Player Hai Na, Karati Hai Manmaani
Himmat Aur Himaakat Hai, Team Ki Hai Khalnaayak
Apane Dil Mein Game Badal De Aaja Bindiya Nair
Are Dekhe Humne Bade Bade Hai Coach Yeh Angrej Se
Line Pe Inako Laana Hai, Saam Dhaam Dand Bhed Se


Chak Five Give Me The Eye??
Capton Hai Aur Goli Bhi, Par Ghar Ka Gol Khaali Hai
Ek Tarah Hai Ball Aur Stick, Dusari Taraf Khushhaali
Shaadi Mushkil Game Hai, Par Player Haar Kab Maane Hai
Vidya Sharma India Capton, Isake Bhi Kuchh Maane Hai
(chal Zara Zara Sa Zara Zara Sa Hatke
Chal Dara Dara Sa Dara Dara Sa Bachke)- 2 Ek Hockey Dungi Main Rakh Ke

Chak Six, She Is Fix,
Kunbhkarn Hai Team Ki,
Khair Hai Jab Tak Soyi Re
Aaye Jab Yeh Josh Mein, Tike Na Paaye Koi Re
O Aayi Re, O Chhayi Re, ??? Balbir Kaur
Koyi Rok Sake Na Tok, Jo Jyaada Bole Thok
Hai Dil Mein Jo Bhi Baat, Dono Honton Ke Saath Tu Bak De Oy Chak De

Chak Seven, Chak Eight, Someone' S Gotta Get Them Straight??
Hai Senior Players Dono Jaani Maani, Ek Hai Shararat Duji Hai Manmaani
Yaad Karaaye Naani Ko Bhi Naani, Olia Bhos And Gunjan Lakhan
Badnaami Mein Bhi Naam Hai, Kaun Inhe Samjhaaye
Coach Ka Toh Bas Kaam Hai Maje Ke Dushman Aaye
Chak De, Chak De, Ek Hockey Dungi Rakhke - 3














Chak Nine, Ten, Eleven, From The Player' S Havn' T ??
They Are Free As Good As Seven
Rani Yuun Hi Naam Nahi, Yeh Back Field Ki Rani Hai
Suimui Bas Naam Hai Mera, Lekin Badi Sayaani
Nes ?? Andhra Se, Nahin Kisi Se Haari Hai
Dushman Ki Dushman Hai Tino, Hockey Se Hi Yaari Hai

Chak Twelve And Thirteen, Fourteen, They Always Seen?, They Always Keen
They Teach A Team, To Be A Team
Gul Hai Ek ? Bhi Hai, Khun Mein Hockey Behati Hai
Khaandaan Ka Naam Ya Khud Ka, Yahin Musibat Rehati Hai
North-east Ki Taajagi, Inaki Aan Baan Aur Shaan
Dono Chup Chup Rehati Hai, Par Yahin Team Ki Jaan Hai
Mauli Jinik, Merry Ralte, Chak De
(chal Zara Zara Sa Zara Zara Sa Hatke
Chal Dara Dara Sa Dara Dara Sa Bachke)- 2 Ek Hockey Dungi Main Rakh Ke
Chak De Hey Chak De, Ek Hockey Dungi Rakhke - 3

And Now, To Chak One, B' Z He Never Never Ever Down
He Plays Heart/hard Game In The Sun And Rain
In Laughter And Pain He Always The Same
Chak De For One And Only, Chak One, Kabir Khan
Chak De, Chak De, Chak De India - 2














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Yuvraj 6 Sixes vs England Twenty20 World Cup Match

A Very Tragic Love Story

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner.


When the girl’s father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.


Now, it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.
The girl’s father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them .
At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home through a local newspaper. Her father said, “If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly.”


So in this way, their love won and they returned home.


Next day, the couple went town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.
The girl was ruined and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.


The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.
Two nights later, the girl’s father had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked him to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter’s dress as soon as possible. But her father ignored the dream.


The next night, her mother had the same dream, she also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately.


She washed the stains but some remained. Next night, she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain or else something terrible would happen.


This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore but some stains still remained. She was very depressed.


In the late evening, the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.


The old lady woke her up… and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.
She asked “What is this…?” The old lady replied…



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“This is Nirma Washing Powder”

“Washing powder Nirma,Washing powder Nirma Doodh si safedi Nirma se aaye,Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,sabki pasand NiramaWashing powder Nirma,Washing powder nirma.Nirma…”10 ka 1, do pe ek free



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Company Logos and their Meanings

Ever wondered what company logos mean and whats the significance behind them? Wonder no more!

You might think the arrow does nothing here. But it says that amazon.com has everything from a to z and it also represents the smile brought to
the customer's face. Wow, that is quite deep.

Eighty-20 is a small consulting company which does sophisticated financial modeling, as well as some solid database work. All their work is highly quantitative and relies on some serious computational power, and the logo is meant to convey it.

People first guess that 20% of the squares are darkened, but that turns out to be false after counting them. The trick is to view the dark squares as 1's and the light squares as 0's. Then the top line reads 1010000 and the bottom line reads 0010100, which represent 80 and 20 in binary.

Kinda like the surreal green screen of The Matrix, they want us to read stuff in binary

Am not sure how many of you have noticed a hidden symbol in the Federal Express logo.
Yeah, I am talking about the 'arrow' that you can see between the E and the x in this logo. The arrow was introduced to underscore speed and precision, which are part of the positioning of the company.

Paul Rand (who designed the iconic IBM logo in 1972) designed this 'eye bee M' logo in 1981. I like that they are quite relaxed about the logo, unlike certain other companies who do not like the logo to be tampered with in any way even for internal promotions

The SUN Microsystems logo is a wonderful example of symmetry and order. It was a brilliant observation that the letters u and n while arranged adjacent to each other look a lot like the letter S in a perpendicular direction. Spectacular.

The above are two magazines from the Readers Digest stable. Again, the attempt to communicate what it is about quite figuratively through the logo catches my attention.

This was a logo created for a puzzle game called Cluenatic. This game involves unravelling four clues. The logo has the letters C, L, U and E arranged as a maze. and from a distance, the logo looks like a key

This logo is too good. For the name Eight, they have used a font in which each letter is a minor adaptation of the number 8.

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Easy vs Difficult

EASY	DIFFICULT
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others	Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes
Easy is to talk without thinking	Difficult is to refrain the tongue
Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.	Difficult is to heal the wound...
Easy is to forgive others	Difficult is to ask for forgiveness
Easy is to set rules.	Difficult is to follow them...
Easy is to dream every night.	Difficult is to fight for a dream...
Easy is to show victory.	Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...
Easy is to admire a full moon.	Difficult to see the other side...
Easy is to stumble with a stone.	Difficult is to get up...
Easy is to enjoy life every day.	Difficult to give its real value...
Easy is to promise something to someone.	Difficult is to fulfill that promise...
Easy is to say we love.	Difficult is to show it every day...
Easy is to criticize others.	Difficult is to improve oneself...
Easy is to make mistakes.	Difficult is to learn from them...
Easy is to weep for a lost love.	Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.
Easy is to think about improving.	Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action...
Easy is to think bad of others	Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...
Easy is to receive	Difficult is to give
Easy to read this	Difficult to follow
Easy is keep the friendship with words	Difficult is to keep it with meanings

Ramzan Mubarak

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Marriage and Phones

Life before marriage is AIRTEL
" u can express ur self ".

During honeymoon is RELIANCE-
" Always get in Touch ".

After Honeymoon is HUTCH
" Wherever u go ur wife network follows".

After one year Life is IDEA
" ur wife can change ur life ".

After 10 years Life is BSNL
" Subscriber is not reachable "?????????

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