Can you just imagine a 4.3GB files can be zipped into 42.374 bytes ( 0.42 KB ). Dont trust me...? Read more....
Click here to download 42.zip(42.374 bytes zipped)
Update: Hyperlink is removed as it was contain virus in it.But rest story is TRUE ..... Thanks Anonymous
The file contains 16 zipped files, which again contains 16 zipped files, which again contains 16 zipped files, which again contains 16 zipped, which again contains 16 zipped files, which contain 1 file, with the size of 4.3GB.
So, if you extract all files, you will most likely run out of space :-)
16 x 4294967295 = 68.719.476.720 (68GB)
16 x 68719476720 = 1.099.511.627.520 (1TB)
16 x 1099511627520 = 17.592.186.040.320 (17TB)
16 x 17592186040320 = 281.474.976.645.120 (281TB)
16 x 281474976645120 = 4.503.599.626.321.920 (4,5PB)
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The story of Google
In November 1998 only, the Google web site started showing its face as a first time. At the beginning, it was not possible for them to earn any significant amount of money. Sun and IBM gave a few Sun Ultra II, F50 IBM RS/6000 Servers as free donations. In 2001, Yahoo was bargaining with Google to buy it. Yahoo, without knowing the strength of a search engine, withdrew from this bargain as it thought that $5 Billion is too much money to buy a search engine. (What would have been the fate of Google if it were sold to Yahoo?...It is beyond imagination.)
When Google shares were released in 2004, all wondered how a web site with an empty home page having no advertisement in it was going to make money. In the first half of that year alone, Google earned $1.4 billion. Today, it is a $6.1 billion company.
Data center of this company has 450,000 servers.
Many kinds of servers are there from 533 MHz Intel Celeron to dual 1.4 GHz Intel Pentium III.
Locations: Mountain View, California, Virginia, Atlanta, Georgia, Dublin and Ireland. Finally, in 2006, a very big and very new one was established at The Dallas, Oregon.
In 2005 alone, Google has tabulated 8 billion pages.
They run all their programs in thousands of x86 servers, in their own Linux and in their own web server. The name of their web server is GWS/2.1. That is, Google Web Server, current Version 2.1. That is, Apache's Google version.
And, here is some interesting information.
It is said that 20 megawatt electricity is needed for running all 450,000 servers. That is, Google's monthly electricity bill is $2 million. Amazing!!!
You can see Google's very first Production Server in the picture presented below. Now it is in the museum.
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Rules in Mumbai restaurant
Description: A funny picture of a cashier's sign, in a restaurant in Mumbai, IndiaLocation: Mumbai, India
Description: Irani cafe, Hyderabad
Location: Hyderabad, India
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Location: Hyderabad, India
Krazzy4 Break Free Hrithik Roshan Lyrics and Video
Rahul one of the reader of this blog requested Uncle Cruise.."Hey Uncle Cruise, Im looking for Hrithik Roshan new break free Krazzy 4 songs lyrics? can you give me help me ?"
So, Rahul here is the lyrics of Krazzy4 Break Free Hrithik Roshan
Krazzy 4 …. Krazzy 4
Krazzy with a k…. that’s the way
Say k…r…a…zee…zee…y
Do it anyway…just put the k…
In k…r…a…zee…zee…y
Break free gotta get some chhutti
Tod do zanjeeron ko…
Break free get ready kyon ki…
Aa rahe hain krazzy 4…
They may be nuts… but they’ve got guts
Woh hai paagal deewane
And they don’t care… if people stare…
Laga dein sabko thikane…
They’ll make you drool… they ain’t no fool…
Chant hain wo mastane…
And if that’s mad… its just too bad…
Sach hai ye solah aane…
So if you wanna… yeah… yeah…
Dil hai deewana… yeah… yeah…
1 and 2 and 3 and 4…
Swing it with me doston….
Break free gotta get some chhutti
Tod do zanjeeron ko…
Break free get ready kyon ki…
Aa rahe hain krazzy 4…
Krazzy with a k…. that’s the way
Say k…r…a…zee…zee…y
Do it anyway…just put the k…
In k…r…a…zee…zee…y
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Kya aap paachvi paas se tez hai
"Kya aap paachvi paas se tez hai "...
IF
1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 125
4 = 625
5 = ?
Please think twice before scrolling
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Answer = 1
REMEMBER THE FIRST LINE.
1 = 5
MORAL OF THE PROBLEM:
DON'T COMPLICATE SIMPLE PROBLEMS IN LIFE
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Earth Day on April 22nd
On April 22nd, millions of people around the world will come together to celebrate Earth Day -- a commitment to taking care of our planet, and to fighting climate change.
Use Google Map & tell the world what you're doing for Earth Day (and beyond) by uploading a message to our Earth Day '08 site.
I alway wanted to fly like a bird & take world tour.....Thanks to Google Map....Try Wings. Wings is a flash implementation of Google maps. You fly as an eagle, climbing, diving and catching thermals to stay aloft. Have fun flying!
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Tum chalo to hindustan chale lyrics with English Translation
Santosh one of the reader of this blog requested Uncle Cruise.."Dear Uncle Cruise, can you give me Tum chalo to hindustan chale lyrics in hindi & english?"
So, Santosh.....Here is lyrics of "Tum chalo to hindustan chale" with English translation. It's written by Gulzar Saab, music by Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy, and sung by Shankar Mahadevan.
The message: "Have a pride in your existence and your actions. Nothing is "big" enough for you."- Lead India - Times Of India
Falak pakad ke utho, aur hawa pakad ke chalo, Tum chalo to hindustan chale, Lagao haath ke suraj subah nikala karein, Hatheliyon bhare dhoop aur uchhala karein, Ufaq pe paav rakho, aur chalo akad ke chalo, Falak pakad ke utho, aur hawa pakad ke chalo, Tum chalo, to hindustan chale Hindustan chale... Chalo!"
Translation: "Hold the sky to stand, and walk with the wind in your hands, Be the front-runner; because when you walk, Hindustan (India) walks with you. Lend your hand to pull out the Sun in the morning, Fill your hands with sunlight, and throw it around, Keep you legs on the horizon, and walk with pride, Hold the sky to stand, and walk with the wind in your hands, Be the front-runner; because when you walk, Hindustan (India) walks with you."
Here is video :
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So, Santosh.....Here is lyrics of "Tum chalo to hindustan chale" with English translation. It's written by Gulzar Saab, music by Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy, and sung by Shankar Mahadevan.
The message: "Have a pride in your existence and your actions. Nothing is "big" enough for you."- Lead India - Times Of India
Falak pakad ke utho, aur hawa pakad ke chalo, Tum chalo to hindustan chale, Lagao haath ke suraj subah nikala karein, Hatheliyon bhare dhoop aur uchhala karein, Ufaq pe paav rakho, aur chalo akad ke chalo, Falak pakad ke utho, aur hawa pakad ke chalo, Tum chalo, to hindustan chale Hindustan chale... Chalo!"
Translation: "Hold the sky to stand, and walk with the wind in your hands, Be the front-runner; because when you walk, Hindustan (India) walks with you. Lend your hand to pull out the Sun in the morning, Fill your hands with sunlight, and throw it around, Keep you legs on the horizon, and walk with pride, Hold the sky to stand, and walk with the wind in your hands, Be the front-runner; because when you walk, Hindustan (India) walks with you."
Here is video :
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World's smallest girl
Here we will show you World's smallest girl from India who proud of her tiny size.
Jyoti Amge with a neighbour's 13-month old baby and with her school friends
The teenager, who is the world's smallest girl according to the Indian Book of Records, has a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia. Now fully grown, she weighs just 11 lb.
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Jyoti Amge with a neighbour's 13-month old baby and with her school friendsThe teenager, who is the world's smallest girl according to the Indian Book of Records, has a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia. Now fully grown, she weighs just 11 lb.
Far from being unhappy about her tiny size, Jyoti says that she enjoys the celebrity status her height has brought her.
"I am proud of being small. I love the attention I get," she told the Sunday Mirror, Mumbai.
"I'm just the same as other people. I eat like you, dream like you. I don't feel any different."
Jyoti attends her local high school, in Nagpur, India, where she studies alongside classmates of her own age, though she sits at a specially made miniature desk.
Her mother, Ranjana, 45, explained that her daughter's condition was not apparent until some time after her birth.
"When Joyti was born she seemed quite normal. We came to know about her disorder when she was five," she said. "Jyoti is small, yet cute, and we love her very much."
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The 10 Most Expensive Domains Ever
#10 VIP.com
Sold for: $1.4 million in September 2005
Bought by: Leisure and Gaming
Sadly this isn’t a website dedicated to that awful Pamela Anderson show of the same name, it’s a gambling website. For just $1.4 million it wasn’t much of a gamble either.
#9 CreditCards.com
Sold for: $2.75 million in July 2004
Bought by: Austin
Considering natural SEO and a strong link campaign can get a site listed for ‘credit cards’ $2.75 million might seem a bit steep, but as the revenue generated from the loans industry is so huge the high outlay on the domain has more than likely paid for itself.
#8 Wine.com
Sold for: $2.9 million in September 1999
For this sort of money you’d think they’d actually be trading globally, alas you’d be wrong. Wine.com sells only to the US market. Something of a missed opportunity there as I do believe some European countries are quite partial to a drop of wine.
#7 Shop.com
Sold for: $3.5 million
Sounds like a great domain name, but be honest, who’s ever bought from here? When you shop online you use sites like Amazon, eBay or Play. The domain names aren’t important when compared to the branding, link building and SEO.
#6 AsSeenOnTv.com
Sold for: $5.1 million in January 2000
At over $5 million I question the wisdom of this one. Bought at the height of the .com boom this was a lot of money for a very long domain name that is nothing more than a marketing slogan. If this comes up for sale again expect the owner to lose a considerable amount of his money.
#5 Beer.com
Sold for $7 million
Again this is a lot of money for a domain that won’t generate that much type in traffic. Primarily a lads’ site, beer.com is aimed at the Internet’s biggest user base.
#4 Diamonds.com
Sold for: $7.5 million
Guess what they sell? Not to be confused with a motor insurance company for women. Considering the high ticket price on their stock this is potentially a good price for such a prestigious domain name.
#3 Business.com
Sold For: $7.5 million in 1999
The former Guinness World Record holder for the most expensive domain name ever; business.com, sold back in the .com boom era of the late 90’s. After the crash in 2001 it was expected that no domain would sell for a greater amount. The predictions proved inaccurate.
#2 Porn.com
Sold for $9.5 million in 2007
Personally I’d have thought this one would have gone for more in a time of renewed Internet speculation. I don’t know what’s on this site, I’ve never looked ;)
Finally, the most expensive domain ever is…
#1 Sex.com
Sold for: $11 - $14 million (disputed reports) in January 19th 2006
Bought by: Escom LLC
It had to be didn’t it? The most expensive domain name ever changed hands in January 2006 for an estimated $11 million, although some reports put that figure as high as $14 million. The type in traffic alone makes this domain worth the cash.
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Sold for: $1.4 million in September 2005
Bought by: Leisure and Gaming
Sadly this isn’t a website dedicated to that awful Pamela Anderson show of the same name, it’s a gambling website. For just $1.4 million it wasn’t much of a gamble either.
#9 CreditCards.com
Sold for: $2.75 million in July 2004
Bought by: Austin
Considering natural SEO and a strong link campaign can get a site listed for ‘credit cards’ $2.75 million might seem a bit steep, but as the revenue generated from the loans industry is so huge the high outlay on the domain has more than likely paid for itself.
#8 Wine.com
Sold for: $2.9 million in September 1999
For this sort of money you’d think they’d actually be trading globally, alas you’d be wrong. Wine.com sells only to the US market. Something of a missed opportunity there as I do believe some European countries are quite partial to a drop of wine.
#7 Shop.com
Sold for: $3.5 million
Sounds like a great domain name, but be honest, who’s ever bought from here? When you shop online you use sites like Amazon, eBay or Play. The domain names aren’t important when compared to the branding, link building and SEO.
#6 AsSeenOnTv.com
Sold for: $5.1 million in January 2000
At over $5 million I question the wisdom of this one. Bought at the height of the .com boom this was a lot of money for a very long domain name that is nothing more than a marketing slogan. If this comes up for sale again expect the owner to lose a considerable amount of his money.
#5 Beer.com
Sold for $7 million
Again this is a lot of money for a domain that won’t generate that much type in traffic. Primarily a lads’ site, beer.com is aimed at the Internet’s biggest user base.
#4 Diamonds.com
Sold for: $7.5 million
Guess what they sell? Not to be confused with a motor insurance company for women. Considering the high ticket price on their stock this is potentially a good price for such a prestigious domain name.
#3 Business.com
Sold For: $7.5 million in 1999
The former Guinness World Record holder for the most expensive domain name ever; business.com, sold back in the .com boom era of the late 90’s. After the crash in 2001 it was expected that no domain would sell for a greater amount. The predictions proved inaccurate.
#2 Porn.com
Sold for $9.5 million in 2007
Personally I’d have thought this one would have gone for more in a time of renewed Internet speculation. I don’t know what’s on this site, I’ve never looked ;)
Finally, the most expensive domain ever is…
#1 Sex.com
Sold for: $11 - $14 million (disputed reports) in January 19th 2006
Bought by: Escom LLC
It had to be didn’t it? The most expensive domain name ever changed hands in January 2006 for an estimated $11 million, although some reports put that figure as high as $14 million. The type in traffic alone makes this domain worth the cash.
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Funny sms jokes to make you laugh
Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge…..
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when you are alone,
when you are crying,
when you are upset,
don’t think of me!!
just call me because
incoming is free for me…..
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One day you’ll b suprised to c me beside U
u & me laughing,
u & me crying,
u & me dreaming,
u & me holding on,
u & me
just u & me sitting in a mental hospital &
me checking u…..
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Hum itne Sweet nahi ke diabates ho jaye
aur na itne Salty ke B.P baarh jaye
na he itne Tasty ke maza aah jaye
per hum itne Karway b nahi ke yaad he na ayein…..
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If sun forgets the Warmth !
If the birds forgets the Songs !
If love forgets the emotions !
If heart forgets pumping !
I will never forget my money
you took in this message…..
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jab kabhi kaali ghata ayi, tum yaad aye
jab baarish hoi, tum yaad aye
jab bheege hum, tum yaad aye
batao meri chatri kab wapis dogi…..
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An apple a day
keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruits….
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is kadar hum aapko chahte hai
ke duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai
yu to hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai
lakin app thora jaldi bann jate hai…..
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Itne dino se mna rha hoon
kitna tumko samjha rha hoon
Ab ke sach mein kehta hoon,
Maan ja warna mein dusri la rha hoon
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kab tumne hum ko manaya hai
tumhe humesha jhoot bolte hi paya hai
jab tum koi doosri lao gey
humko bhi akela nahi pao gey…..
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Mr . Elahi had 3 sons named
Rehmat-e-Elahi,
Barkat-e-Elahi &
Mehbub-e-Elahi
When his 4th son was born his wife decided to name him
Bas-ker-Elahi….
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5 benefits of Kissing,
-changes taste
-burns calorie
-lips never go dry
-relives stress
-make face musles stronge
So keep kissing the CHILD….
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Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me
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Mil gaya
‘oye mil gaya’
oye oye mil gaya
oho mil gaya
Balle Balle
mil he gaya
aaj to mil he gaya
yes sms parhne wala
ek aur bewaquf mil gaya….
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A Magic,
om gilli gilli
chu mantar kali kalandar
abra ka dabra..
NOTICED any change in you?
No!
Magican theek kehta tha bandar
pey yeh jadu nahi chalta
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Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan vicks,
vicks lagao aur chup kar ke so jao
Good Night
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anaza mere uth raha tha
phir bhi takleef thi unko aane main
bewafa ghar main beth ker puch rahi thi
aur kitni der hai dafnaane main
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5 Steps to a Lovely Morning,
close your eyes, take a deep breath
open your arms wide, feel your heatbeat
and say
“Its too early. Let me sleep again”…..
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If ever in your life
yor are sad, lonely and feel that you’ve lost everything.
I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge
& show you where to jump from….
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
i was born Beautiful
but what the ###### happened to you….
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I saw you on the roof one day
you were looking so pretty
your face so divine
your walk so perfect
My heart started to sing a song
udthe kothay utey kanwa way…
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Days are too busy
Hours are too fast
Seconds are too few
but
There is always time for me to disturb you…..
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Sincere Apology if you dont like my sms
or dont like to read or if my messeage
disturb you then please dont hestitate
feel free to throw your mobile…
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Most people have 5 senses but
some people have 6 senses but
you’ve 7 senses an extra senses of
“NON-SENSE”…..
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GOOD MORNING !
kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes
in the memory of those poor mosquitoes
who died last night after sucking your blood.
Thanks……
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When a guy tellz you that he loves you
from the bottom of his heart
be careful for this may mean that
he has enough space for another girl
on the top of his heart…..
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Patriotic song by a “person”
aae mere vatan de logo zara ankh wich bhar leyo pani
ju shaheed huwo hai onna di tussi ghar le aayo JANANI…..
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Jab subha jago to KALMA Tayeba parho
Jab paani peeyo to BISMILLAH parho
Jab mujhe dekho to SUBHAN’AL
LAH parho
Jab sheesha dekho to LAHOL WALA parho…..
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When i send you msg’s
It doesn’t mean you’ve to do the same.
You can send
Cash,
Fruits,
Tea,
Petrol,
Pizza,
Chicken,
Chocolates
&
other Gifts..
So start practising Now….
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Women have a passion for mathematics.
They divide their age in half,
double the price of their clothes and
always add at least five years to the age of their best friend…..
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This is a Historical msg READ CAREFULLY
In the year 1786
my self
my friends
you
your family
your friends
NO ONE was BORN…..!
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New punishment 4 mobile owners.
Miss call ke liay jail..
call ke liay phansi..
sms ke liay Umerqaid..
lekin TUM mat daroo
KANJOOSE ko to “AIK LAKH” ka inaam hai!!! …..
………………………………….
arz kiya hai …
is chaman se yeh jahnke, us chaman se woh jahnke (jahnke=dekhe)
is chaman se yeh jahnke, us chamen se woh jahnke
is chaman se yeh janhke, us chaman se woh jahnke
jala do is chaman ko na yeh jahnke na woh jahnke…..
………………………………….
Number wala pehan liya chasma
ab baro mein shumar hamara hai
ankhoon mein jo basi thi us ne bhi
keh kar uncle pukara hai…..
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we just found out you are too dumb
to use your phone, so please put it on
ground and start jumping on it.
Thank you….
Hope you enjoyed this collection… :)
Thanks to : Greatbollywood.net
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Funny Leave Applications
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people........
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of Pakistan.
1. A student's leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."
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2. A candidate's application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."
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3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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6. An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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8. A covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.
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10. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".
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11. Letter writing:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was
Performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."
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All about MARRIAGE ....
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare
aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...
Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. ..
Sweetheart U R Dead!
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