Hello Uncle Cruise,
Could you please tell me what is the meaning of "Gar firdaus, ruhe zamin ast, hamin asto, hamin asto, hamin asto" ? I have heard these lines in Bollywood movies.
Shankar
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Shankar,
This is famous couplet written in Persian language to praise the beauty of Kashmir valley. The valley of Kashmir, in which Srinagar is located, is also referred to as being a heaven on earth.
The Mughal emperor Jahangir was so captivated by the beauty of this valley that he exclaimed -
"Gar firdaus, ruhe zamin ast, hamin asto, hamin asto, hamin asto" (If there is a heaven on earth, it's here, it's here, it's here).
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Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye
mere Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..
Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail
Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......
Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon
VC aaye to VB mein daal do,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do
Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai...
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai
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Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..
Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail
Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......
Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon
VC aaye to VB mein daal do,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do
Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai...
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai
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Swine Flu: What precautions should you take at home?
Two things - soap and water can reduce the chance of infection by 30 per cent. All you need to do is keep washing your hand with soap and water frequently. Wash hands frequently with soap and water or use alcohol-based hand cleaner when soap and water are not available. Avoid touching your eyes, nose and mouth
Eat healthy: Proteins are essential to help your body maintain and build strength. Lean meat, poultry, fish, legumes, dairy, eggs, and nuts and seeds are good sources of protein.
The Food and Drug Administration recommends that adults eat 50 grams of protein per day. Pregnant and nursing women need more. By eating foods high in protein, we also get the benefit of other healing nutrients such as vitamins B6 and B12, both of which contribute to a healthy immune system.
Vitamin B6 is widely available in foods, including protein foods such as turkey and beans as well as potatoes, spinach, and enriched cereal grains. Proteins such as meats, milk, and fish also contain vitamin B12, a powerful immune booster.
Minerals such as selenium and zinc work to keep the immune system strong. These minerals are found in protein rich foods such as beans, nuts, meat, and poultry.
Exercise: Regular exercise may help prevent the flu. According to recent findings, when moderate exercise is repeated on a near daily basis, there is a cumulative immune-enhancing effect. That is, your strong immune system can fight flu better. When you exercise, your white blood cells -- the blood cells that fight infections in the body -- travel through your body more quickly, fighting bacteria and viruses (such as flu) more efficiently. To maintain good health, experts recommend at least 30 minutes of aerobic activity such as walking, swimming, biking, or running each day.
Source: Flu India website, CDC, WebMD
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Eat healthy: Proteins are essential to help your body maintain and build strength. Lean meat, poultry, fish, legumes, dairy, eggs, and nuts and seeds are good sources of protein.
The Food and Drug Administration recommends that adults eat 50 grams of protein per day. Pregnant and nursing women need more. By eating foods high in protein, we also get the benefit of other healing nutrients such as vitamins B6 and B12, both of which contribute to a healthy immune system.
Vitamin B6 is widely available in foods, including protein foods such as turkey and beans as well as potatoes, spinach, and enriched cereal grains. Proteins such as meats, milk, and fish also contain vitamin B12, a powerful immune booster.
Minerals such as selenium and zinc work to keep the immune system strong. These minerals are found in protein rich foods such as beans, nuts, meat, and poultry.
Exercise: Regular exercise may help prevent the flu. According to recent findings, when moderate exercise is repeated on a near daily basis, there is a cumulative immune-enhancing effect. That is, your strong immune system can fight flu better. When you exercise, your white blood cells -- the blood cells that fight infections in the body -- travel through your body more quickly, fighting bacteria and viruses (such as flu) more efficiently. To maintain good health, experts recommend at least 30 minutes of aerobic activity such as walking, swimming, biking, or running each day.
Source: Flu India website, CDC, WebMD
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Swine Flu: What are the symptoms?
Swine flu symptoms are similar to the symptoms of regular flu and include fever of over 100.4°F, fatigue, lack of appetite, and cold. Some people with swine flu have also reported runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhoea. Nearly everyone with flu has at least two of these symptoms.
So, how do you know if you have flu or just cold?
There is one clue: when you have the flu, you feel flu symptoms sooner than you would cold symptoms, and they come on with much greater intensity. With the flu, you may feel very weak and fatigued for up to 2 or 3 weeks. You'll have muscle aches and periods of chills and sweats as fever comes and goes. You may also have a stuffy or runny nose, headache, and sore throat.
Can I compare flu symptoms with cold symptoms?
Yes. The following chart can help you compare flu symptoms with cold symptoms. Use it to lean the differences and similarities between flu and cold symptoms. Then, if you get flu symptoms, call your doctor and ask about an antiviral drug.
So, how do you know if you have flu or just cold?
There is one clue: when you have the flu, you feel flu symptoms sooner than you would cold symptoms, and they come on with much greater intensity. With the flu, you may feel very weak and fatigued for up to 2 or 3 weeks. You'll have muscle aches and periods of chills and sweats as fever comes and goes. You may also have a stuffy or runny nose, headache, and sore throat.
Can I compare flu symptoms with cold symptoms?
Yes. The following chart can help you compare flu symptoms with cold symptoms. Use it to lean the differences and similarities between flu and cold symptoms. Then, if you get flu symptoms, call your doctor and ask about an antiviral drug.
| Symptoms | Cold | Flu |
| Fever | Rare | Characteristic, high 100-102 degrees F); lasts 3-4 days |
| Headache | Rare | Prominent |
| General aches, pains | Slight | Usual; often severe |
| Fatigue, Weakness | Quite mild | Can last up to 2-3 weeks |
| Extreme Exhaustion | Never | Early and prominent |
| Stuffy Nose | Common | Sometimes |
| Chest Discomfort,Cough | Mild to moderate; hacking cough | Common; can become severe |
You cannot confirm if you have swine flu just based on your symptoms. Like seasonal flu, pandemic swine flu can cause neurologic symptoms in children. These events are rare, but, as cases associated with seasonal flu have shown, they can be very severe and often fatal.
Doctors may offer a rapid flu test, but what you need to understand is a negative result doesn't necessarily mean you don't have the flu. Only lab tests can definitively show whether you've got swine flu. State health departments can do these tests.
Source: WebMD
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Swine Flu: Do's and Don'ts
Do's and Don'ts :-
• Cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze. Throw the tissue in the trash after you use it.
• Wash your hands often with soap and water, especially after you cough or sneeze.
• Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread this way.
• Avoid close contact with sick people.
• Follow public health advice regarding school closures, avoiding crowds and other social distancing measures.
• Stay at home till you recover from illness.
DON'T consume any medicine without consulting the Doctor.
Let us all follow the above mentioned necessary precautionary measures.
Generally, following Symptoms are observed in Swine Flu patients
• Fever
• Sore Throat
• Cough
• Body ache
• Headache
• Chills
• Fatigue
• Diarrhea
• Vomiting
Swine Flu is highly contagious disease. As a directive from Government authorities, anyone showing the symptoms should get himself/herself immediately checked.
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• Cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze. Throw the tissue in the trash after you use it.
• Wash your hands often with soap and water, especially after you cough or sneeze.
• Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread this way.
• Avoid close contact with sick people.
• Follow public health advice regarding school closures, avoiding crowds and other social distancing measures.
• Stay at home till you recover from illness.
DON'T consume any medicine without consulting the Doctor.
Let us all follow the above mentioned necessary precautionary measures.
Generally, following Symptoms are observed in Swine Flu patients
• Fever
• Sore Throat
• Cough
• Body ache
• Headache
• Chills
• Fatigue
• Diarrhea
• Vomiting
Swine Flu is highly contagious disease. As a directive from Government authorities, anyone showing the symptoms should get himself/herself immediately checked.
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Thoughts from Man's Heart
Thought 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers..
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity..
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
Thought 2
The average man's life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end,
the mourners wondering too where he is going.
Thought 3
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her
father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They
reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father
and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering
what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him
to divulge the secret and say something.. So he announced :
'Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life ....'
Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and
continued, 'My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit Card to
me.'
The whole audience including the priest started laughing .. .. . .
But not the poor Groom ! ! !
And now the Best one. . . .
Thought 4
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind,
'If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and
kill you..'
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him... The man
was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross
the road. Once again the voice shouted, 'Stop ! Stand still ! If you
take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.'
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around
the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. 'Who are you?'
'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered..
'Oh, yeah?' the man said 'And where the hell were you when I got married?
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Best Dialogues of Amitabh Bachchan
Zanjeer
"Yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahin, police station hai, is liye sidhi tahrah khade raho."Deewar
"Sauda karna to aapko nahin aata, aap is building ke liye dus lakh bhi zyada maang lete, to bhi main kharid leta. Yeh building meri maa ke liye ek tohfa hai.""Haan, main sign karoonga, lekin main akele sign nahin karoonga, main sabse pehle sign nahin karoonga. Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye leekh diya tha..ye.. Uske BAAD, us ke baad, mere bhai, tum jahan kahoge main wahan sign kar doonga."
"Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah haqeeqat ki chattanon se takrakar toot jaate hain."
Trishul
"Sahi baat ko sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon.""Main paanch lakh ka sauda karne aya hoon, aur mere jeb me panch phooti kaudi bhi nahin hai!"
"Jisne pachees saal se apni maa ko thoda thoda marte dekho ho, use maut se kya darana?"
"Aur aap, Mr R K Gupta, aap mere najayaz baap hai. Meri maa ko aap se chahe zillat aur beizzati ke siva kuch na mila ho, lekin main apni maa, usi Shanti ki taraf se aap ki saari daulat vapas lauta raha hoon. Aaj aap ke paas aap ki saari daulat sahi, sab kuch sahi, lekin maine aap se jyaada garib aaj tak nahin dekha. Good bye, Mr R K Gupta."
"You are right, Mr R K Gupta, yeh contract mujhi ko milegi. Aur haan, mere banaye hue colony mein agar aapko ghar chahiye, to taqalluf mat kijiyega, makaan aap ko mil jayega."
Sharabi
"Moochein ho to Nathulal jaise warna na ho.""Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai."
"Do aansoo is aankh se gire, phir do us aankh se. Phir do is aankh se, do us aankh se. Phir do is aankh se, do us aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, barah lakh ke aansoo? Daddy hote to kehte: Vijay, tumhe business karna nahi aata?"
Muqaddar Ka Sikander
"Govardhan seth, samundar mein tairne waale kuoon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain."
"Aur waise hi, main is ko yahan nahi maroonga, warna log kahenge Sikandar ne apne ilake me usey mara."
Kaalia
"Waqt ki bisaat pe kismat ne jo mohre bichaaye the, unka rukh palat gaya.""Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai."
"Aap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai, jailer sahab, Kaalia ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha."
"Kallu se Kaalia ka safar shuru."
Shahenshah
"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah."Coolie
"Bachpan se hain sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allah Rakha hai mere saath, baazu par hai saathsau chhiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peeta hoon, kaam karta hoon coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal.""Jiske seene mein dil hi nahin, usse dil ka daura kya padega?"
Don
"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai."Laawaris
"Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa.""Apun woh kutte ki dum hai, jo baara baras nalli ke andar daal ke, nalli tedi hoti, apun sidha nahin hota!"
Kala Pathar
“ Pain is my destiny and I can't avoid it"Chupke Chukpe
"Jis tarah gobhi ka phool, phool hokar nahi hota, waise hi gainde ka phool bhi phool hokar phool nahi hota"Namak Halal
"I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow."Shakti
“Narang saab, yeh kaam koi bhi insaan akele kar sakta tha, basharte ki use bhi meri hi tarah yeh pata hona chahiye ke woh is duniya mein akela aaya hai aur akela hi jaayega, isliye agar usey kuch karna hai toh woh bhi akele hi karna hoga.""Hamare desh mein kaam dhoondna bhi ek kaam hai."
Mard
"Jo mard hota hai, usey dard nahi hota."Sholay
"Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?"
"Ghadi ghadi drama karta hai, saala."
Silsila
"Main aur meri tanhaai -- aksar ye baatein karte hai...."Kabhi Kabhie
"Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai."Satte Pe Satta
"Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaata hai."Agneepath
"Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, baap ka naam, Dinanath Chauhan, maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, gaon Mandwa, umar chhattis saal...""Yeh telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai -- aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai aur karta kuch hai."
"Pagar badao... pandrasau rupiye me ghar nahin chalta, saala imaan kya chalega?"
Major Saab
"Don't mess with the army."Sooryavansham
"Sooryavansh ek aag hai jisme doston ke liye jitni jyoti hai, dushmanon ke liye utni hi jwala. Bhoon dalo is kambaqt ko."This is live page.. We will update it as we get more "Best Dialogues of Amitabh Bachchan"
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Visualise your Goal - A true Story
The Catalina Island is twenty-one miles away from the coast of California, and many people have taken the challenge to swim across it.
On July 4th 1952, Florence Chadwick stepped into the water off Catalina Island to swim across to the California coast. She started well and on course, but later fatigue set in, and the weather became cold.
She persisted, but fifteen hours later, numb and cold, she asked to be taken out of the water.
After she recovered, she was told that she had been pulled out only half a mile away from the coast. She commented that she could have made it, if the fog had not affected her vision and she would have just seen the land.
She promised that this would be the only time that she would ever quit.
She went back to her rigorous training. And two months later she swam that same channel. The same thing happened. The fatigue set in, and the fog obscured her view, but this time she swam with faith and vision of the land in her mind. She knew that somewhere behind the fog was land.
She succeeded and became the first woman to swim the Catalina Channel. She even broke the men’s record by two hours.
SUCCESS PRINCIPLES
When you set your goal, keep pressing on even when you are tired, physically and mentally, and even though there are many challenges ahead.
Keep the vision of your goal crystal clear before you and never, never, never… give up!
See the reaching, commit to it, and you will surely see your goal realized.
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On July 4th 1952, Florence Chadwick stepped into the water off Catalina Island to swim across to the California coast. She started well and on course, but later fatigue set in, and the weather became cold.
She persisted, but fifteen hours later, numb and cold, she asked to be taken out of the water.
After she recovered, she was told that she had been pulled out only half a mile away from the coast. She commented that she could have made it, if the fog had not affected her vision and she would have just seen the land.
She promised that this would be the only time that she would ever quit.
She went back to her rigorous training. And two months later she swam that same channel. The same thing happened. The fatigue set in, and the fog obscured her view, but this time she swam with faith and vision of the land in her mind. She knew that somewhere behind the fog was land.
She succeeded and became the first woman to swim the Catalina Channel. She even broke the men’s record by two hours.
SUCCESS PRINCIPLES
When you set your goal, keep pressing on even when you are tired, physically and mentally, and even though there are many challenges ahead.
Keep the vision of your goal crystal clear before you and never, never, never… give up!
See the reaching, commit to it, and you will surely see your goal realized.
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Managing Directors are so rude (good joke)
Does Management know their Staff?
On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company
noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him,
"How much do you earn?"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question,
he replied, none the less, "I earn 10000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"
Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed 30000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working,
not for standing around looking pretty!
Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner,
"And that applies to everybody in this company".
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man
I just fired?"
To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery guy , Sir!"
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On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company
noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him,
"How much do you earn?"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question,
he replied, none the less, "I earn 10000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"
Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed 30000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working,
not for standing around looking pretty!
Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner,
"And that applies to everybody in this company".
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man
I just fired?"
To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery guy , Sir!"
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Management Decision - If Management has decided to screw you, there is no escap
Once SONIA GANDHI, L.K. Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.
Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell " INDIA " and she does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).
Mrs GANDHI is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". She writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes..
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.
Mrs GANDHI is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". She replied "1947" and
passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
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travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.
Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell " INDIA " and she does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).
Mrs GANDHI is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". She writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes..
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.
Mrs GANDHI is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". She replied "1947" and
passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
'
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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
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Michael Jackson Death Photo - "OK" Weekly Magazine Paid $500,000
"OK" Weekly Magazine which published from US, has Paid $500,000 For Michael Jackson Death Photo.
ET has the exclusive last photo of Michael Jackson before his death.
Jackson passed away Thursday afternoon. He was 50.
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A knowledgeable source said British parent Northern & Shell paid the equivalent of roughly U.S. $500,000 for exclusive magazine rights to the photo in the U.S. and U.K.
ET has the exclusive last photo of Michael Jackson before his death.
Jackson passed away Thursday afternoon. He was 50.
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Be thankful for the difficult times
Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire,
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don't know something
For it gives you the opportunity to learn.
Be thankful for the difficult times.
During those times you grow.
Be thankful for your limitations
Because they give you opportunities for improvement.
Be thankful for each new challenge
Because it will build your strength and character.
Be thankful for your mistakes
They will teach you valuable lessons.
Be thankful when you're tired and weary
Because it means you've made a difference.
It is easy to be thankful for the good things.
A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also
thankful for the setbacks.
GRATITUDE can turn a negative into a positive.
Find a way to be thankful for your troubles and they
can become your blessings.
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Very Impressive Interview Questions and Answers
Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:
An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?
He simply answered:
"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."
Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?"
The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir"
Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up found that you were pregnant.
Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.
Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked
Question 4: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?
Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"
He got selected.
You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.
(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet)
Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet)
Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"
Question 5: Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"? People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka etc...
But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura. In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.
So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!
Question 6: The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files."
Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table, then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.....
And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. .........
This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. .
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Lessons of Life
I feared being alone
until I learned to like
myself.
I feared failure
until I realized that I only
fail when I don't try.
I feared success
until I realized
that I had to try
in order to be happy
with myself.
I feared people's opinions
until I learned that
people would have opinions
about me anyway.
I feared rejection
until I learned to
have faith in myself.
I feared pain
until I learned that
it's necessary
for growth.
I feared the truth
until I saw the
ugliness in lies.
I feared life
until I experienced
its beauty.
I feared death
until I realized that it's
not an end, but a beginning.
I feared my destiny,
until I realized that
I had the power to change
my life.
I feared hate
until I saw that it
was nothing more than
ignorance.
I feared love
until it touched my heart,
making the darkness fade
into endless sunny days.
I feared ridicule
until I learned how
to laugh at myself.
I feared growing old
until I realized that
I gained wisdom every day.
I feared the future
until I realized that
life just kept getting
better.
I feared the past
until I realized that
it could no longer hurt me.
I feared the dark
until I saw the beauty
of the starlight.
I feared the light
until I learned that the
truth would give me
strength.
I feared change,
until I saw that
even the most beautiful butterfly
had to undergo a metamorphosis
before it could fly.
"Lessons of Life," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2000
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until I learned to like
myself.
I feared failure
until I realized that I only
fail when I don't try.
I feared success
until I realized
that I had to try
in order to be happy
with myself.
I feared people's opinions
until I learned that
people would have opinions
about me anyway.
I feared rejection
until I learned to
have faith in myself.
I feared pain
until I learned that
it's necessary
for growth.
I feared the truth
until I saw the
ugliness in lies.
I feared life
until I experienced
its beauty.
I feared death
until I realized that it's
not an end, but a beginning.
I feared my destiny,
until I realized that
I had the power to change
my life.
I feared hate
until I saw that it
was nothing more than
ignorance.
I feared love
until it touched my heart,
making the darkness fade
into endless sunny days.
I feared ridicule
until I learned how
to laugh at myself.
I feared growing old
until I realized that
I gained wisdom every day.
I feared the future
until I realized that
life just kept getting
better.
I feared the past
until I realized that
it could no longer hurt me.
I feared the dark
until I saw the beauty
of the starlight.
I feared the light
until I learned that the
truth would give me
strength.
I feared change,
until I saw that
even the most beautiful butterfly
had to undergo a metamorphosis
before it could fly.
"Lessons of Life," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2000
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Attitude towards work – Moral Story
Your life today is the result of your attitudes and choices in the past. Your life tomorrow will be the result of your attitudes and choices today!
This is a story of an elderly carpenter who had been working for a contractor for many many years. He had built many beautiful houses but now as he was getting old, he wanted to retire and lead a leisurely life with his family. So, he goes to the contractor and tells him about his plan of retiring. The contractor feels sad at the prospect of losing a good worker but agrees to the plan because the carpenter had indeed become too fragile for the tough building work. But as a last request, he asks the old carpenter to construct just one last house.
The old man agrees and starts working but his heart was not in his work any more. He had lost the motivation towards work. So, he resorted to shoddy workmanship and constructed the house half-hearted. After the house was built, the contractor handed over the front door keys to the carpenter and said, This is your new house. My gift to you. The carpenter was shocked and upset. Had he known that he was building his own house, he would have done a better job! Now, he would have to live in the house, which is not worth staying.
Think of yourself as the carpenter. You work hard every day but are you giving your best? We put our least to the work we don’t like or do not have interest in. Later, we get shocked at the situation we have created for ourselves and try to figure out why we didn’t do it differently.
Enjoy your tasks and carry on your responsibilities with pleasure and not with pain. Life is a do-it-yourself project. Do your job enthusiastically and with devotion, a positive output and a pleasing life will certainly be on your way.
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This is a story of an elderly carpenter who had been working for a contractor for many many years. He had built many beautiful houses but now as he was getting old, he wanted to retire and lead a leisurely life with his family. So, he goes to the contractor and tells him about his plan of retiring. The contractor feels sad at the prospect of losing a good worker but agrees to the plan because the carpenter had indeed become too fragile for the tough building work. But as a last request, he asks the old carpenter to construct just one last house.
The old man agrees and starts working but his heart was not in his work any more. He had lost the motivation towards work. So, he resorted to shoddy workmanship and constructed the house half-hearted. After the house was built, the contractor handed over the front door keys to the carpenter and said, This is your new house. My gift to you. The carpenter was shocked and upset. Had he known that he was building his own house, he would have done a better job! Now, he would have to live in the house, which is not worth staying.
Think of yourself as the carpenter. You work hard every day but are you giving your best? We put our least to the work we don’t like or do not have interest in. Later, we get shocked at the situation we have created for ourselves and try to figure out why we didn’t do it differently.
Enjoy your tasks and carry on your responsibilities with pleasure and not with pain. Life is a do-it-yourself project. Do your job enthusiastically and with devotion, a positive output and a pleasing life will certainly be on your way.
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Tumhare pass kya hai?
Tumhare pass kya hai?
Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
To Kill time he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.
Manager Asks canteen boy: How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles.
Manager: What are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet.
Manager: Where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Manager: Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.
Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai.
naam hai...
shohrat hai...
paisa hai...
Izzat Hai...
tumhare paas kya hai?
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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai... Jo Tumare pass naheen hai!
Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.
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Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
To Kill time he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.
Manager Asks canteen boy: How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles.
Manager: What are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet.
Manager: Where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Manager: Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.
Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai.
naam hai...
shohrat hai...
paisa hai...
Izzat Hai...
tumhare paas kya hai?
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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai... Jo Tumare pass naheen hai!
Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.
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Building Collapse China Shanghai
13-storey block of flats Collapse in China Shanghai
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Total Solar Eclipse India - 22 July 2009
On Wednesday, 22 July 2009, a total eclipse of the Sun is visible from within a narrow corridor that traverses half of Earth. The path of the Moon's umbral shadow begins in India and crosses through Nepal, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Myanmar and China.
A Total Solar Eclipse will be visible in India on July 22, 2009 from early morning 05:28 hrs to 07:40 hrs (Indian Standard Time). The total solar eclipse will last nearly four minutes — from 6.26 am to 6.30 am — in India and the sun will not be visible at all. In India, Total Lunar Eclipse will be visible in Madhya Pradesh, Bihar and Northeastern States. According to NASA, the solar eclipse on July 22, 2009 is a ‘Total Solar Eclipse’ and the Moon's umbral shadow on Sun begins in India and crosses through Nepal, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Myanmar, China and ends in the Pacific Ocean.
1. The dark blue double line with circles indicates the path of Total Solar Eclipse which includes central India, Bhutan and parts of China.
2. The grid area is of partial eclipse.
All Images and information courtesy to NASA.
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A Total Solar Eclipse will be visible in India on July 22, 2009 from early morning 05:28 hrs to 07:40 hrs (Indian Standard Time). The total solar eclipse will last nearly four minutes — from 6.26 am to 6.30 am — in India and the sun will not be visible at all. In India, Total Lunar Eclipse will be visible in Madhya Pradesh, Bihar and Northeastern States. According to NASA, the solar eclipse on July 22, 2009 is a ‘Total Solar Eclipse’ and the Moon's umbral shadow on Sun begins in India and crosses through Nepal, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Myanmar, China and ends in the Pacific Ocean.
The total solar eclipse in India will be visible in regions around Bhopal (Madhya Pradesh) and Patna (Bihar ).
Majority of the regions in India Hyderabad , Bangalore , Ahmedabad, Delhi
1. The dark blue double line with circles indicates the path of Total Solar Eclipse which includes central India, Bhutan and parts of China.
2. The grid area is of partial eclipse.
All Images and information courtesy to NASA.
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How Normal your Brain Works? Take this Game
If your brain works normally this is neat.
This is another example of an amazing illusion!!! The last sentence is so true.
If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.
However if you stare at the black " +" in the centre, the moving dot turns to green.
Now, concentrate on the black " + " in the centre of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.
It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot , and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see.
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This is another example of an amazing illusion!!! The last sentence is so true.
(Right click on above Image and open in new Window to Start the Game)
If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.
However if you stare at the black " +" in the centre, the moving dot turns to green.
Now, concentrate on the black " + " in the centre of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.
It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot , and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see.
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First trip on the Bandra Worli sea link
First trip on the Bandra Worli sea link
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Bandra Worli Sea Link - Under Construction Video
Bandra Worli Sea Link - Under Construction Video
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Fun Fact - Bandra Worli sea link bridge
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Fun Fact - Bandra Worli sea link bridge
The Bandra Worli sea link weighs equivalent to that of 50,000 African elephants!
The steel wire used is equivalent to the circumference of the earth.
The Bandra Worli sea link bridge is 5.6 kilometre-long cable stayed bridge
The Bandra Worli sea link bridge is 63 times the height of the Qutub Minar.
It has consumed 90,000 tonnes of cement, which would suffice to make five ten-storied buildings.
The height of the cable-stayed tower is equal to a 43-storey building.
The traffic on bridge will be around 1.25 lakh (125,000) public vehicles in a day.
The eight-lane bridge will reduce the travel time between the two points from 60-90 minutes to 6-8 minutes. This will save around Rs 100 crore (Rs 1 billion) a year in vehicle operating cost alone.
The Bandra Worli sea link project was conceived in the 1990s. But, plagued by a series of public interest litigations from fishermen and environmentalists, the work on the project could not take off till October 2004.One NGO even took it to the Supreme Court, which dismissed its plea.
Agitations, however, forced MSRDC to make drastic changes, to the tune of 80 per cent, in the design of the bridge.
The Bandra Worli sea link bridge will be included in the 'Mumbai Darshan' package.
The Brihanmumbai Electric Supply and Transport (BEST) is planning to run open-deck buses on the sea link once it is opened to public. The BEST has on mind the fact that people's enthusiasm to see the modern structure is at a peak.
The eight-lane bridge will have two lanes dedicated for buses.
The construction team worked in the project is like a mini-United Nations. Several teams of engineers from China, Egypt, Canada, Switzerland, Britain, Serbia, Singapore, Thailand, Hong Kong, Indonesia and the Philippines have worked on the project.
The engineering marvel Bandra-Worli sea link is likely to consume 1,000 KW power a day, enough to meet
the electricity requirement of 100 households.
The time required to travel is 6-7 minutes instead of 40 minutes earlier.
The authorities will charge a one-way toll of Rs 50 for every car or light motor vehicle, Rs 75 for mini-buses, and Rs 100 for heavy motor vehicles like buses and trucks. From June 2010, there will be a 5 per cent increase in toll charges.
Motorists can also buy a swipe card at an initial cost of Rs 300 and also pay a monthly toll. Or, for Rs 800, motorists can buy an electronic on-board unit and pay the monthly Rs 2,500.
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Fun Fact - Bandra Worli sea link bridge
The long-awaited Bandra Worli sea link weighs equivalent to that of 50,000 African elephants!
The steel wire used is equivalent to the circumference of the earth.
The Bandra Worli sea link bridge is 5.6 kilometre-long cable stayed bridge
The Bandra Worli sea link bridge is 63 times the height of the Qutub Minar.
It has consumed 90,000 tonnes of cement, which would suffice to make five ten-storied buildings.
The height of the cable-stayed tower is equal to a 43-storey building.
The traffic on bridge will be around 1.25 lakh (125,000) public vehicles in a day.
The eight-lane bridge will reduce the travel time between the two points from 60-90 minutes to 6-8 minutes. This will save around Rs 100 crore (Rs 1 billion)
a year in vehicle operating cost alone.
The Bandra Worli sea link project was conceived in the 1990s. But, plagued by a series of public interest litigations from fishermen and environmentalists,
the work on the project could not take off till October 2004.One NGO even took it to the Supreme Court, which dismissed its plea.
Agitations, however, forced MSRDC to make drastic changes, to the tune of 80 per cent, in the design of the bridge.
The Bandra Worli sea link bridge will be included in the 'Mumbai Darshan' package.
The Brihanmumbai Electric Supply and Transport (BEST) is planning to run open-deck buses on the sea link once it is opened to public. The BEST has on mind
the fact that people's enthusiasm to see the modern structure is at a peak.
The eight-lane bridge will have two lanes dedicated for buses.
The construction team worked in the project is like a mini-United Nations. Several teams of engineers from China, Egypt, Canada, Switzerland, Britain,
Serbia, Singapore, Thailand, Hong Kong, Indonesia and the Philippines have worked on the project.
The engineering marvel Bandra-Worli sea link is likely to consume 1,000 KW power a day, enough to meet the electricity requirement of 100 households.
The time required to travel is 6-7 minutes instead of 40 minutes earlier.
The authorities will charge a one-way toll of Rs 50 for every car or light motor vehicle, Rs 75 for mini-buses, and Rs 100 for heavy motor vehicles like
buses and trucks. From June 2010, there will be a 5 per cent increase in toll charges.
Motorists can also buy a swipe card at an initial cost of Rs 300 and also pay a monthly toll. Or, for Rs 800, motorists can buy an electronic on-board unit
and pay the monthly Rs 2,500.
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The steel wire used is equivalent to the circumference of the earth.
The Bandra Worli sea link bridge is 5.6 kilometre-long cable stayed bridge
The Bandra Worli sea link bridge is 63 times the height of the Qutub Minar.
It has consumed 90,000 tonnes of cement, which would suffice to make five ten-storied buildings.
The height of the cable-stayed tower is equal to a 43-storey building.
The traffic on bridge will be around 1.25 lakh (125,000) public vehicles in a day.
The eight-lane bridge will reduce the travel time between the two points from 60-90 minutes to 6-8 minutes. This will save around Rs 100 crore (Rs 1 billion)
a year in vehicle operating cost alone.
The Bandra Worli sea link project was conceived in the 1990s. But, plagued by a series of public interest litigations from fishermen and environmentalists,
the work on the project could not take off till October 2004.One NGO even took it to the Supreme Court, which dismissed its plea.
Agitations, however, forced MSRDC to make drastic changes, to the tune of 80 per cent, in the design of the bridge.
The Bandra Worli sea link bridge will be included in the 'Mumbai Darshan' package.
The Brihanmumbai Electric Supply and Transport (BEST) is planning to run open-deck buses on the sea link once it is opened to public. The BEST has on mind
the fact that people's enthusiasm to see the modern structure is at a peak.
The eight-lane bridge will have two lanes dedicated for buses.
The construction team worked in the project is like a mini-United Nations. Several teams of engineers from China, Egypt, Canada, Switzerland, Britain,
Serbia, Singapore, Thailand, Hong Kong, Indonesia and the Philippines have worked on the project.
The engineering marvel Bandra-Worli sea link is likely to consume 1,000 KW power a day, enough to meet the electricity requirement of 100 households.
The time required to travel is 6-7 minutes instead of 40 minutes earlier.
The authorities will charge a one-way toll of Rs 50 for every car or light motor vehicle, Rs 75 for mini-buses, and Rs 100 for heavy motor vehicles like
buses and trucks. From June 2010, there will be a 5 per cent increase in toll charges.
Motorists can also buy a swipe card at an initial cost of Rs 300 and also pay a monthly toll. Or, for Rs 800, motorists can buy an electronic on-board unit
and pay the monthly Rs 2,500.
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Kalyug Ka Mathematics
1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT .
2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 5 minute song in Hindi movie.
5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent.
7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt
11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya'sFilm.
13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol
14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas
16.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie
17.) Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder
18.) Old heroes + old heroins = timepass
19.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story - clothes = Indiansuperhit movie
20.) Do aur do paanch = Indian algebra 1 Lady - 1 Brain = Aishwarya Rai 1 Lady - 1/2 Clothes = Mallika Sherawat 1 Lady + 1 Buffalo = Yana Gupta
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2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 5 minute song in Hindi movie.
5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent.
7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt
11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya'sFilm.
13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol
14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas
16.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie
17.) Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder
18.) Old heroes + old heroins = timepass
19.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story - clothes = Indiansuperhit movie
20.) Do aur do paanch = Indian algebra 1 Lady - 1 Brain = Aishwarya Rai 1 Lady - 1/2 Clothes = Mallika Sherawat 1 Lady + 1 Buffalo = Yana Gupta
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ABC of Happiness...
A--Accept
Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.
B--Break Away
Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.
C--Create
Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.
D--Decide
Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.
E--Explore
Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself.
F--Forgive
Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.
G--Grow
Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.
H--Hope
Hope for the best and never forget that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.
I--Ignore
Ignore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.
J--Journey
Journey to new worlds, new possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something new every day, and you'll grow.
K--Know
Know that no matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better. The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.
L--Love
Let love fill your heart instead of hate. When hate is in your heart, there's room for nothing else, but when love is in your heart, there's room for endless happiness.
M--Manage
Manage your time and your expenses wisely, and you'll suffer less stress and worry. Then you'll be able to focus on the important things in life.
N--Notice
Never ignore the poor, infirm, helpless, weak, or suffering. Offer your assistance when possible, and always your kindness and understanding.
O--Open
Open your eyes and take in all the beauty around you. Even during the worst of times, there's still much to be thankful for.
P--Play
Never forget to have fun along the way. Success means nothing without happiness.
Q--Question
Ask many questions, because you're here to learn.
R--Relax
Refuse to let worry and stress rule your life, and remember that things always have a way of working out in the end.
S--Share
Share your talent, skills, knowledge, and time with others. Everything that you invest in others will return to you many times over.
T--Try
Even when your dreams seem impossible to reach, try anyway. You'll be amazed by what you can accomplish.
U--Use
Use your gifts to your best ability. Talent that's wasted has no value. Talent that's used will bring unexpected rewards.
V--Value
Value the friends and family members who've supported and encouraged you, and be there for them as well.
W--Work
Work hard every day to be the best person you can be, but never feel guilty if you fall short of your goals. Every sunrise offers a second chance.
X--X-Ray
Look deep inside the hearts of those around you and you'll see the goodness and beauty within.
Y--Yield
Yield to commitment. If you stay on track and remain dedicated, you'll find success at the end of the road.
Z--Zoom
Zoom to a happy place when bad memories or sorrow rears its ugly head. Let nothing interfere with your goals. Instead, focus on your abilities, your dreams, and a brighter tomorrow.
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Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.
B--Break Away
Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.
C--Create
Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.
D--Decide
Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.
E--Explore
Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself.
F--Forgive
Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.
G--Grow
Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.
H--Hope
Hope for the best and never forget that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.
I--Ignore
Ignore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.
J--Journey
Journey to new worlds, new possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something new every day, and you'll grow.
K--Know
Know that no matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better. The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.
L--Love
Let love fill your heart instead of hate. When hate is in your heart, there's room for nothing else, but when love is in your heart, there's room for endless happiness.
M--Manage
Manage your time and your expenses wisely, and you'll suffer less stress and worry. Then you'll be able to focus on the important things in life.
N--Notice
Never ignore the poor, infirm, helpless, weak, or suffering. Offer your assistance when possible, and always your kindness and understanding.
O--Open
Open your eyes and take in all the beauty around you. Even during the worst of times, there's still much to be thankful for.
P--Play
Never forget to have fun along the way. Success means nothing without happiness.
Q--Question
Ask many questions, because you're here to learn.
R--Relax
Refuse to let worry and stress rule your life, and remember that things always have a way of working out in the end.
S--Share
Share your talent, skills, knowledge, and time with others. Everything that you invest in others will return to you many times over.
T--Try
Even when your dreams seem impossible to reach, try anyway. You'll be amazed by what you can accomplish.
U--Use
Use your gifts to your best ability. Talent that's wasted has no value. Talent that's used will bring unexpected rewards.
V--Value
Value the friends and family members who've supported and encouraged you, and be there for them as well.
W--Work
Work hard every day to be the best person you can be, but never feel guilty if you fall short of your goals. Every sunrise offers a second chance.
X--X-Ray
Look deep inside the hearts of those around you and you'll see the goodness and beauty within.
Y--Yield
Yield to commitment. If you stay on track and remain dedicated, you'll find success at the end of the road.
Z--Zoom
Zoom to a happy place when bad memories or sorrow rears its ugly head. Let nothing interfere with your goals. Instead, focus on your abilities, your dreams, and a brighter tomorrow.
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The Law of Nature - How True
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEAT RE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEAT RE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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Man pays small change as fine for not wearing helmet
cover.
Shah, a maverick of sorts has paid a fine of around Rs 5,000 to the cops for not wearing a helmet - all in the smallest of change!
His family, which lives in the Khadia area of the Walled city, barring his son, strictly breaks the helmet rule, since it was enforced.
They feel that the rule is a kind of harassment.
Call it a Gandhigiri of sorts, but whenever the traffic police stops the Shahs, not only do they readily pay up the
fine but also give chocolates to the police.
Shah has become so popular or the police so fed-up with him that they have stopped collecting fines from them.
In the beginning, whenever the police detained him, Shah would pay the fine of Rs 50 in one-rupee coins. The police first got irritated, but they accepted the money.
Thus, Shah paid up almost Rs 500 as fine in Re-1 coins. Then, he paid up another Rs 500 in 50-paise coins.
However, he never lost his cool and told the cops he would never follow the rule.
Now all the traffic cops know him.
Recently, Shah changed the fine to denominations of 25 paise. If the police stopped him, he would hand a heavy pouch of 200 25-paise coins over to them.
"At first, they fought with me. I called up the police control room right there and told them that I was paying the fine in a currency that is in circulation, so you cannot refuse", he says.
When additional commissioner of police Vikas Sahay heard of this, he told his men that they were bound to accept the change, how much ever small.
Shah religiously goes to the RBI every month and replenishes his stock of change.
The problem for the police is that it takes nearly 30 minutes to count these 200 coins.
"I will pay even up to Rs 25,000 but won't wear the helmet," he says. "I ride at only 20 kmph and that too within the city. Besides, it's my head and my life," he said when TOI caught up with him at one such crossing.
( This is a true story which has been published in Times of India dated 20 Jul 2008.)
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How to identify a Software engineer?
How to identify a Software engineer?
1. He/She never bargains... No wonder things have become so costly!
2. When a cab/bus passes by and you see all the commuters in it are sleeping like they haven't slept for years...
3. Dilbert or Calvin is their favorite cartoon...
4. Words like issues, tracker, raising requests, buzz/ping, compile, delete [unlike erase or rub it off], onsite [n not abroad is what 'foreign land' is called] are the ones that would be used by 'default'...
5. Weekends are holy words... they are like a salvation one seeks for...
6. "Wazzzup", "Hows life?", are few obvious questions one will be greeted with which would be immediately followed by "how's work?"
7. Salaries, work etc are always better or in good shape in other companies than the one he/she is currently in...
8. They don't send or take things... they always forward them!
9. Drinking coffee is the most pleasurable thing they think they do in the entire day...
10. They seek a search engine in just almost everything they do... When I forget where I have kept my things at home the first thing that comes to my mind is "I wish there was a Google search for my room".
11. Mondays are always blue...
12. All of them will have a dream to do something in life and that something would never be what they are doing right now.
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1. He/She never bargains... No wonder things have become so costly!
2. When a cab/bus passes by and you see all the commuters in it are sleeping like they haven't slept for years...
3. Dilbert or Calvin is their favorite cartoon...
4. Words like issues, tracker, raising requests, buzz/ping, compile, delete [unlike erase or rub it off], onsite [n not abroad is what 'foreign land' is called] are the ones that would be used by 'default'...
5. Weekends are holy words... they are like a salvation one seeks for...
6. "Wazzzup", "Hows life?", are few obvious questions one will be greeted with which would be immediately followed by "how's work?"
7. Salaries, work etc are always better or in good shape in other companies than the one he/she is currently in...
8. They don't send or take things... they always forward them!
9. Drinking coffee is the most pleasurable thing they think they do in the entire day...
10. They seek a search engine in just almost everything they do... When I forget where I have kept my things at home the first thing that comes to my mind is "I wish there was a Google search for my room".
11. Mondays are always blue...
12. All of them will have a dream to do something in life and that something would never be what they are doing right now.
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Happy Father's Day - Celebration
This Sunday, we have Father's Day.
Dad loves you, guides you, holds you each and every day. Though at times you have your differences, most times you've felt, lucky he's your dad. You've wanted to hug him and say he's the best, but never did.
This Father's Day, don't hold back. Say what you feel to father this Sunday.
Have you wished the fathers in your family a happy Father's Day? Let Dad know how much you care by wishing him the best on his special day. Don't forget to send Dad an eCard.
Here some best poem on Father's Day
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Dad loves you, guides you, holds you each and every day. Though at times you have your differences, most times you've felt, lucky he's your dad. You've wanted to hug him and say he's the best, but never did.
This Father's Day, don't hold back. Say what you feel to father this Sunday.
Have you wished the fathers in your family a happy Father's Day? Let Dad know how much you care by wishing him the best on his special day. Don't forget to send Dad an eCard.
Here some best poem on Father's Day
Daddy, I Love You
Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play.
To teach you to play.
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Father's Day.
On this Father's Day.
What Makes a Dad
God took the strength of a mountain,
The majesty of a tree,
The warmth of a summer sun,
The calm of a quiet sea,
The generous soul of nature,
The comforting arm of night,
The wisdom of the ages,
The power of the eagle's flight,
The joy of a morning in spring,
The faith of a mustard seed,
The patience of eternity,
The depth of a family need,
Then God combined these qualities,
When there was nothing more to add,
He knew His masterpiece was complete,
And so,
He called it ... Dad
~~Author Unknown.~~
God took the strength of a mountain,
The majesty of a tree,
The warmth of a summer sun,
The calm of a quiet sea,
The generous soul of nature,
The comforting arm of night,
The wisdom of the ages,
The power of the eagle's flight,
The joy of a morning in spring,
The faith of a mustard seed,
The patience of eternity,
The depth of a family need,
Then God combined these qualities,
When there was nothing more to add,
He knew His masterpiece was complete,
And so,
He called it ... Dad
~~Author Unknown.~~
Chanda ne poocha taaron se,
Taaron ne poocha hazaron se,
Sab se pyara kaun hai...
"Papa" oh mere "Papa"..
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Women are clever....and men are...................
Women are clever,and men are......MUST READ!!!!!!!!
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish for, your husband will get it ten times!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom
women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be
ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because
what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and continue feeling good!
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish for, your husband will get it ten times!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom
women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be
ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because
what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and continue feeling good!
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
show that women never listen!!!
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Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station
what more can I say........
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it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station
what more can I say........
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Tum ko dekha to yeh khayaal aya - Lyrics and Video
Tum ko dekha to yeh khayaal aya...
Zindagi dhoop, tum ghana saaya.
Aaj phir dil ne ik tamannaa ki...
Aaj phir dil ko hum ne samajhaya.
Tum chale jaoge to sochenge...
Hum ne kya khoya, hum ne kya paya.
Hum jise gunguna nahin sakte...
Waqt ne aisa geet kyun gaya.
Tum ko dekha to yeh khayal aya...
Zindagi dhoop tum ghana saaya.
Tum ko dekha to yeh khayaal aya - Youtube Video
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Zindagi dhoop, tum ghana saaya.
Aaj phir dil ne ik tamannaa ki...
Aaj phir dil ko hum ne samajhaya.
Tum chale jaoge to sochenge...
Hum ne kya khoya, hum ne kya paya.
Hum jise gunguna nahin sakte...
Waqt ne aisa geet kyun gaya.
Tum ko dekha to yeh khayal aya...
Zindagi dhoop tum ghana saaya.
Tum ko dekha to yeh khayaal aya - Youtube Video
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Salman Khan's Chlormint Ad
It is learnt that Salman Khan has been roped in as a brand ambassador by Perfetti India to endorse their mint brand Chlormint.
Sources reveal that a TV Commercial too has been shot before Salman flew to London for his Veer shoot. Interestingly, Salman’s younger brother Sohail Khan too has been roped in for this TV ad.
It is not known how big the amount is for which the deal has been sealed for Chlormint but given his star status it must have been anywhere between Rs. 3-4 crore claims an industry insider.
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Sources reveal that a TV Commercial too has been shot before Salman flew to London for his Veer shoot. Interestingly, Salman’s younger brother Sohail Khan too has been roped in for this TV ad.
It is not known how big the amount is for which the deal has been sealed for Chlormint but given his star status it must have been anywhere between Rs. 3-4 crore claims an industry insider.
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Watch Salman Khan's Chlormint Video Ad
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Ek choti si baat Kabhi dil ko chu jati hai
Ek choti si baat…………..
Kabhi dil ko chu jati hai,
Ek choti si baat,
Kabhi dilo ko dur kar deti hai,
Ek choti si baat,
Kabhi pyar karne ke liye vajah ban jati hai,
Ek choti si baat,
Kabhi chahat ki ek vajah ban jati hai,
Ek choti si baat,
Kabhi jeene ka sahara ban jati hai,
Ek choti si baat…………….
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Kabhi dil ko chu jati hai,
Ek choti si baat,
Kabhi dilo ko dur kar deti hai,
Ek choti si baat,
Kabhi pyar karne ke liye vajah ban jati hai,
Ek choti si baat,
Kabhi chahat ki ek vajah ban jati hai,
Ek choti si baat,
Kabhi jeene ka sahara ban jati hai,
Ek choti si baat…………….
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Here i am sitting in my office at night Thinking hard about life....
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick collage life to strict professional life…...
How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives lesss happiness….
How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them
How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger…..
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…..
How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on……
How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away…..
How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages……
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…...
How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment….
How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on……….
How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz.….
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed….. How it changed……..
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Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick collage life to strict professional life…...
How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives lesss happiness….
How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them
How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger…..
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…..
How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on……
How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away…..
How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages……
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…...
How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment….
How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on……….
How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz.….
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed….. How it changed……..
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Management Lesson - Sonia Gandhi, L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav
Once Sonia Gandhi, L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death..
He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.
Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell " INDIA " and she does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).
Mrs GANDHI is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". She writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.
Mrs GANDHI is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". She replied "1947" and
passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
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'
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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
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Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death..
He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.
Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell " INDIA " and she does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).
Mrs GANDHI is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". She writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.
Mrs GANDHI is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". She replied "1947" and
passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
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'
'
Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE
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