Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - Oh God !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters....
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
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Amitabh Bachchan new look in ‘Pa’
Amitabh Bachchan new look in ‘Pa’ is revealed finally.
‘Pa’ stars Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bachchan and Vidya Balan.
Amitabh Bachcha will play Abhishek Bachchan’s son in ‘Pa’. Amitabh’s character suffers from a condition in which he ages at a faster pace and thus looks much older than his actual age.
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‘Pa’ stars Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bachchan and Vidya Balan.
Amitabh Bachcha will play Abhishek Bachchan’s son in ‘Pa’. Amitabh’s character suffers from a condition in which he ages at a faster pace and thus looks much older than his actual age.
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Indian Money in Swiss Bank
Indian Money in Swiss Bank
Indians' money - 70,00,000 Crores Rupees in Swiss Bank
* Yes, 70 lakhs crores rupees of India are lying in Switzerland banks.
This is the huge black amount parked in foreign Bank, as India is the
champion of Black Money among all 180 countries of the world.
* German Government officially wrote a letter to Indian Government
that they (German Government) are willing to inform the details of holders
of 70 lakh crore rupees in foreign Banks, if Indian Government officially
asks them.
* On 22nd May, 2008, this news already published in The Times of India
and other Newspapers based on German Government's official letter to Indian
Government.
* But the Indian Government did not send any official enquiry to
Germany for details of said money which are sent outside India between 1947
to 2008. The opposition party is also equally not interested in doing so
because most of the amount is owned by these dirty, sinful and traitor
politicians.
* This money belongs to our country. From these funds we can repay 13
times of our country's foreign debt. The interest alone can take care of the
Center's yearly budget. People need not pay any taxes and we can pay Rs. 1
lakh to each of 45 crore poor families.
* Let us imagine, if Swiss Bank is holding Rs. 70 lakh crores, then
how much money is deposited in other this kind of 69 Banks in foreign? How
much they have deprived the Indian people after freedom? More over if the
account holder dies the Bank become the owner of the funds in his account.
* Are these people totally ignorant about the philosophy of Karma?
What will this ill-gotten wealth do to them and their families when they
own/use such corrupted and sinful money ? It will ruin their family and
their future generation.
* On 20th February, 2009 the American President Mr. Barack Obama has
exerted immense pressure on USB Bank to disclose the details of deposits by
tax evading/corrupt Americans in this Bank. He has taken this step even at
the risk to his life. On the other hand, our political leaders have not
taken any action despite lapse of 8 long months. The Opposition Parties also
are not interested. Why?
* Now the Communist Party of India has demanded on 23rd February, 2009
that the Government must inquire into these illegal deposits of Indians in
foreign Banks. This is widely reported in the Press and is now a well known
fact.
* The issue of illegal deposits in Foreign Banks has had world-wide
coverage in the media. People have read it also. However, disheartened and
frustrated people have neither courage nor time to do anything. Nonetheless
this is a struggle no less important than our freedom struggle. Only
difference is that this struggle is against the corrupt native British of
our own country.
* As a service to our motherland please circulate at least 10 copies
of this note among your friends to convert it into a mass movement.
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Indians' money - 70,00,000 Crores Rupees in Swiss Bank
* Yes, 70 lakhs crores rupees of India are lying in Switzerland banks.
This is the huge black amount parked in foreign Bank, as India is the
champion of Black Money among all 180 countries of the world.
* German Government officially wrote a letter to Indian Government
that they (German Government) are willing to inform the details of holders
of 70 lakh crore rupees in foreign Banks, if Indian Government officially
asks them.
* On 22nd May, 2008, this news already published in The Times of India
and other Newspapers based on German Government's official letter to Indian
Government.
* But the Indian Government did not send any official enquiry to
Germany for details of said money which are sent outside India between 1947
to 2008. The opposition party is also equally not interested in doing so
because most of the amount is owned by these dirty, sinful and traitor
politicians.
* This money belongs to our country. From these funds we can repay 13
times of our country's foreign debt. The interest alone can take care of the
Center's yearly budget. People need not pay any taxes and we can pay Rs. 1
lakh to each of 45 crore poor families.
* Let us imagine, if Swiss Bank is holding Rs. 70 lakh crores, then
how much money is deposited in other this kind of 69 Banks in foreign? How
much they have deprived the Indian people after freedom? More over if the
account holder dies the Bank become the owner of the funds in his account.
* Are these people totally ignorant about the philosophy of Karma?
What will this ill-gotten wealth do to them and their families when they
own/use such corrupted and sinful money ? It will ruin their family and
their future generation.
* On 20th February, 2009 the American President Mr. Barack Obama has
exerted immense pressure on USB Bank to disclose the details of deposits by
tax evading/corrupt Americans in this Bank. He has taken this step even at
the risk to his life. On the other hand, our political leaders have not
taken any action despite lapse of 8 long months. The Opposition Parties also
are not interested. Why?
* Now the Communist Party of India has demanded on 23rd February, 2009
that the Government must inquire into these illegal deposits of Indians in
foreign Banks. This is widely reported in the Press and is now a well known
fact.
* The issue of illegal deposits in Foreign Banks has had world-wide
coverage in the media. People have read it also. However, disheartened and
frustrated people have neither courage nor time to do anything. Nonetheless
this is a struggle no less important than our freedom struggle. Only
difference is that this struggle is against the corrupt native British of
our own country.
* As a service to our motherland please circulate at least 10 copies
of this note among your friends to convert it into a mass movement.
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Wake Up! Hyderabad - Photo campaign by Traffic Police of Hyderabad
The above images are part of a photo campaign by Traffic Police of Hyderabad. (http://www.htp.gov.in/Campaigns-Photos.html)
For the record, road driving sense index of Hyderabad was measured lowest in the country and even far lower than underdeveloped countries.
Wake Up! Hyderabad?Follow the rules?Make the shift from Barbarian to Civilian way of life.
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