Top Bollywood dialogues

Tera kya hoga kaliya - Sholay

Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baate karte hain... - Silsila

Rishte me hum tumhare baap lagte hai, naam hai Shahenshah - Shahenshah

Tumhare paas kya hai? Mere paas Ma hai - Deewar

I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English, because English is a funny language - Namak Halal

Tareekh pe tareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milti hai to sirf tareekh... - Damini

Anarkali, Salim ki mohabbat tumhe marne nahin degi aur hum tumhe jeene nahin denge.-Mughal-E-Azam



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Best Dialogues of Amitabh Bachchan

Zanjeer 

"Yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahin, police station hai, is liye sidhi tahrah khade raho."

Deewar

"Sauda karna to aapko nahin aata, aap is building ke liye dus lakh bhi zyada maang lete, to bhi main kharid leta. Yeh building meri maa ke liye ek tohfa hai."

"Haan, main sign karoonga, lekin main akele sign nahin karoonga, main sabse pehle sign nahin karoonga. Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye leekh diya tha..ye.. Uske BAAD, us ke baad, mere bhai, tum jahan kahoge main wahan sign kar doonga."

"Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah haqeeqat ki chattanon se takrakar toot jaate hain."

Trishul

"Sahi baat ko sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon."

"Main paanch lakh ka sauda karne aya hoon, aur mere jeb me panch phooti kaudi bhi nahin hai!"

"Jisne pachees saal se apni maa ko thoda thoda marte dekho ho, use maut se kya darana?"

"Aur aap, Mr R K Gupta, aap mere najayaz baap hai. Meri maa ko aap se chahe zillat aur beizzati ke siva kuch na mila ho, lekin main apni maa, usi Shanti ki taraf se aap ki saari daulat vapas lauta raha hoon. Aaj aap ke paas aap ki saari daulat sahi, sab kuch sahi, lekin maine aap se jyaada garib aaj tak nahin dekha. Good bye, Mr R K Gupta."

"You are right, Mr R K Gupta, yeh contract mujhi ko milegi. Aur haan, mere banaye hue colony mein agar aapko ghar chahiye, to taqalluf mat kijiyega, makaan aap ko mil jayega."

Sharabi

"Moochein ho to Nathulal jaise warna na ho."

"Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai."

"Do aansoo is aankh se gire, phir do us aankh se. Phir do is aankh se, do us aankh se. Phir do is aankh se, do us aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, barah lakh ke aansoo? Daddy hote to kehte: Vijay, tumhe business karna nahi aata?"

Muqaddar Ka Sikander
"Govardhan seth, samundar mein tairne waale kuoon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain."

"Aur waise hi, main is ko yahan nahi maroonga, warna log kahenge Sikandar ne apne ilake me usey mara."

Kaalia

"Waqt ki bisaat pe kismat ne jo mohre bichaaye the, unka rukh palat gaya."

"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai."

"Aap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai, jailer sahab, Kaalia ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha."

"Kallu se Kaalia ka safar shuru."

Shahenshah

"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah."

Coolie

"Bachpan se hain sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allah Rakha hai mere saath, baazu par hai saathsau chhiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peeta hoon, kaam karta hoon coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal."

"Jiske seene mein dil hi nahin, usse dil ka daura kya padega?"

Don

"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai."

Laawaris

"Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."

"Apun woh kutte ki dum hai, jo baara baras nalli ke andar daal ke, nalli tedi hoti, apun sidha nahin hota!"

Kala Pathar

“ Pain is my destiny and I can't avoid it"

Chupke Chukpe

"Jis tarah gobhi ka phool, phool hokar nahi hota, waise hi gainde ka phool bhi phool hokar phool nahi hota"

Namak Halal

"I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow."

Shakti

“Narang saab, yeh kaam koi bhi insaan akele kar sakta tha, basharte ki use bhi meri hi tarah yeh pata hona chahiye ke woh is duniya mein akela aaya hai aur akela hi jaayega, isliye agar usey kuch karna hai toh woh bhi akele hi karna hoga."

"Hamare desh mein kaam dhoondna bhi ek kaam hai."

Mard

"Jo mard hota hai, usey dard nahi hota."


Sholay
"Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?"

"Ghadi ghadi drama karta hai, saala."

Silsila

"Main aur meri tanhaai -- aksar ye baatein karte hai...."

Kabhi Kabhie

"Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai."

Satte Pe Satta

"Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaata hai."

Agneepath

"Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, baap ka naam, Dinanath Chauhan, maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, gaon Mandwa, umar chhattis saal..."

"Yeh telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai -- aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai aur karta kuch hai."

"Pagar badao... pandrasau rupiye me ghar nahin chalta, saala imaan kya chalega?"

Major Saab

"Don't mess with the army."

Sooryavansham

"Sooryavansh ek aag hai jisme doston ke liye jitni jyoti hai, dushmanon ke liye utni hi jwala. Bhoon dalo is kambaqt ko."


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Dialogue from Deewar movie - Mere paas Ma hai

Amithabh Bacchan to Shashi Kapoor:

mere paas gadi hai banglaw hai bank balance hai
Tumhare paas kya hai?

Shashi Kapoor to Amithabh Bacchan:

Mere paas Ma hai

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Shashi Kapoor to Amithabh Bacchan:

Bhai tum sign karonge ya nahi

Amithabh Bacchan to Shashi Kapoor:

Haan, main sign karoonga, lekin main akela sign nahi karoonga... main sab se pehle sign nahi karoonga.... jao pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao, jisne mera baap se sign liya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye ye ('mera baap chor hai') leekh diya tha. Uske baad... Uske baad, mere bhai, tu jis kagaz pe kahoge main sign karoonga."

Video: Haan, main sign karoonga - Amitabh Bachchan and Shashi Kapoor - Deewar Film Dialogue!



Video: Mere Paas Maa Hai - Amitabh Bachchan and Shashi Kapoor - Deewar Film Dialogue!






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Dialogue from Pardes (1997) movie

Dialogue from Pardes (1997) movie

Last scene:

Shahrukh Khan to Amresh Puri:

Sach...
sach to aap janna hi nahin chahty..
Kyonki jo sach sunna chahty hain.. woh apni jeb mein pistol aur dil mein nafrat le ker nahin aaty..

Boht bara kaleeja chahye sir...
boht bara kaleeja chahye.. sach ko sunny ke liye..

Aur sach yeh hai.. ki jab aadmi daulat aur taaqat ki wajah se jitna bara hota jata hai.. utna hi sach aur haqeeqat se duur..

Woh manta hai ki jo us ne socha wohi sach hai... jo us ne kiya woh hi theek hai.. Aur aap ke saath bhi aisa hi hua hai sir..

Bary to aap ban gaye... lekin khud ke maamly mein.. zara choty reh gaye.. Kyonki sach yeh hai ki aapne khud se jhoot bola..

jhoot bola ki Ganga jaisi Hindustani larki.. aapke firangi numa bety ki patni ban sakti hai.. Aur aapne iss jhoot ko sach karny ke liye mujh se bhi jhoot bulwayaa..

Aur main... aapke ehsaanon ke bojh taly daba hua..jhoot per jhoot bolta chala gaya.. jhoot per jhoot bolta chala gaya..

Bolta chala gaya ki .. Rajeev boht acha larka hai... boht acha larka hai Rajeev.. Cigerrete sharaab larki koi aieb nahin hai us mein.. Woh aik boht hi mahaan hindustani ka larka hai.. boht hi raees hindustani ka larka hai.. boht hi ameer hindustani ka larka hai..

Larka hai... larka hai sir.. lekin hindustani nahin hai... Aur sach yeh hai... ki main ne Ganga se bhi hamesha jhoot bola...

Amresh Puri to Shahrukh Khan:

Kia rishta hai tumhara Ganga ke saath?

Shahrukh Khan to Amresh Puri:

Vishwaas ka.. Maan ka.. Maryaada ka.. Pooja ka..... Pyaar ka..
Agar Ganga ki hifazat karna pyaar hai... to hai....hai.. hai.. pyaar hai
Aur hamesha rahyga sir...

Lekin main ne Ganga ko kabhi apny liye haasil karny ki koshish nahin ki.. aur naa hi aaj karonga Kyonki.. kyonki Ganga aapki amaanat hai... Baau jee ki ..Maa jee ki amanat hai..

Chalta hoon sir.. ab wapis nahin aaonga...


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Dialogues from Chak De India 2007

Association first Meeting with SRK: kya kar rahe the inte saal?
SRK: iss meeting ki tayari.
Assosiartion (women): Kya matlab. Mai samji nahi
SRK: Aap samaj bhi nahi sakti

* Registration Counter: “mehmano ka swagat hai”. the girls get upset & told “apne hi desh mein mehmaan bankaar koi khush kaise ho sakta hai”.
* Jo nahin ho sakt, wahi tho karna hai!
* National Womens Hockey na kuch kar payee hai, na kuch kar payengi.
* Mujhe states ki naam na sunayie dethe hai, na dhikaie dete hai. Sirf ek mulk-a-naam sunayie detha hai, I-N-D-I-A
* Har team mein bas ek hi gunda ho saktha hai, Aur is team ka gunda mein hun!

Bindya nair:ab tameez hai madam aate aajayegi madam
Gunjal lakhani:injury hai jate jate jaygi.


SRK: ek baat achi tarah sun lijiye aur abhi samaj lijiye. Kyuki mai dubhara nahi batunga. Is teem sirf o player chaiye jo pehle india ke liye khel rahe hai, fir apne satiyon ke liye,uss k baad bhi thodi bhout jaan bach jaye tho apne liye.state govt ki naukri ya railway flat k liye nahi ..hmmm…ooh


* Vaar karna hai to mardho ki tarah aage se karo… Woh kya hai ki humari team me chakke nahi hote!!
* Chandi (Srk referring to his silver medal) Ko Sone Me badlne ki koshish kar rahaa hoon.


* Pehli baar kisi ghore ko Bharath ka jhanda leharate hue dekh raha hoon.
* Marr jaayenge - par haar ke nahi aayenge!!

* waar karna hai to saamnewale ke goal par nahi saamnewale ke dimag par karo goal khudbakhud ho jayega

* Komal Choutala goes to Priety Sabarwal to apologise and says, “Maaf karna hai,thane jana hai.Dekh maaf nahi karegi,jhagada mol legi,jhagada mol legi to yato tera sar phootega ya mera,jana thane padega. To bol maaf karna hai thane jana hai."

SRK sitting on the bench and it is raining and he is holding on to his medal: Nasrul Min Allah Wa Fathun Qareeb ( "Allah's help and success is near.")


SRK: Ek galti tho sabko maaf hota hai…”sabko”?

Last Scene:
70 minute...
70 minute hain tumhary pass
Shayad tumhari zindagi ke sabse khaas.. 70 minute
Aaj tum acha khelo ya bura.. yeh 70 minute tumhen zindagi bhar yaad rahengy
Aur kaisy khelna hai.. aaj main tumhen nahin bataonga
Bas itna kahonga.. ki jao
Aur yeh 70 minute jee bhar ker khelo
Kyonki iss ke baad aany wali zindagi mein..
Chahy kuch bhi ho ya naa ho..
Chahy kuch rahy ya naa rahy..
Tum haaro ya jeeto
Lekin yeh 70 minute tumse koi nahin cheen sakta...koi nahin
To... main ne socha ki.. is match mein kaisy kehlna hai.. aaj main tumhen nahin bataonga balki tum mujhy bataogy.. khel ker
Kyonki main janta hoon ki..agar yeh 70 minute..iss team ka har player.. apni zindagi ki sabse barhya hockey khel gaya..
To yeh 70 minute Khuda bhi tumse wapis nahin maang sakta
To jao ... jao aur apny aapse.. iss zindagi se..apny Khudaa se aur har uss insaan se jisne tumhen..tumpe bharosa nahin kia...
Apny 70 minute cheen lo...


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Dialogues from Chak De India 2007

70 minute...
70 minute hain tumhary pass
Shayad tumhari zindagi ke sabse khaas.. 70 minute
Aaj tum acha khelo ya bura.. yeh 70 minute tumhen zindagi bhar yaad rahengy
Aur kaisy khelna hai.. aaj main tumhen nahin bataonga
Bas itna kahonga.. ki jao
Aur yeh 70 minute jee bhar ker khelo
Kyonki iss ke baad aany wali zindagi mein..
Chahy kuch bhi ho ya naa ho..
Chahy kuch rahy ya naa rahy..
Tum haaro ya jeeto
Lekin yeh 70 minute tumse koi nahin cheen sakta...koi nahin
To... main ne socha ki.. is match mein kaisy kehlna hai.. aaj main tumhen nahin bataonga balki tum mujhy bataogy.. khel ker
Kyonki main janta hoon ki..agar yeh 70 minute..iss team ka har player.. apni zindagi ki sabse barhya hockey khel gaya..
To yeh 70 minute Khuda bhi tumse wapis nahin maang sakta
To jao ... jao aur apny aapse.. iss zindagi se..apny Khudaa se aur har uss insaan se jisne tumhen..tumpe bharosa nahin kia...
Apny 70 minute cheen lo...




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Dialogues from Ghajini hindi 2008

1) Reaching home- Sanjay shows pictures of his house (i.e. Odyesee Bulding)to Autorickshaw driver and when he asks "Kiska hai", Sanjay replies"Yeh mera hai".

2) By Sunita- Yeh camera kiska hai, Sanjay replies back- mera hai, takin har 15min main photo lek sakun, jaruri cheezon ki aur logon ki.

3) By Sanjay - "Mere Pitaji ka kehna tha, kaam hamesha jazbaat ke saathkaro, Jazbaati hokar nahin".

4) By Kalpana- "Ragad ragad ke saaf karo, mere haathon ko maaf karo".

5) By Kalpana- "Delhi Airportpe mile the hum dono, Mujhe ghurane laga bahut der tak ullu ki tarah, Phir wahikachar kachar, pachar pachar, Phir sidhe I love you bola, mujhse shaadikarogi".

6) By Kalpana- Daba phone hai kahin bhi network nahin milta, mere paas wahi haiairvoice ka, Kitni baar bola hai Sanjay se, antenna ghumao kuch toh hoga.

7) By Sanjay- Bulding no, Changpogali Bandar, Khao Gali.

8) By Kalpana- "Kalpana jaadu ki chhadi hai, yun ghumti hai aur sarkareinbadal jaati hai".

9) By Kalpana- "Jhappi maar raha hai, Sabh logo ke sahmane puppy leh rahahai".

10) By Sanjay- ’Zara burf milegi" & waiter replies- "Tumhare liyeitna thand thik hai, jaida over-acting karoge toh pakde jaoge".

11) By Kid-" Uncle batao aaj kiska birthday hai" & Sanjay repliesafter reading it on the cake itself- "Pooja ka’.



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OM SHANTI OM Shahrukh dialogue on Stage

Can anyone post me the OM SHANTI OM , Shahrukh dialogue on Stage. "Agar kuch Dilse Chaho...." ??

Itni shidaat se main tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai,
hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai.

Kehte hain ki ...... Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.


Aaj aap sabh ne mujhe meri chaahat se milaeya, thank you, thank you very much. Main aap sab ka shukar guzaar hoon.
Ki aapne mere kwabon ko yakeen mein badal diya, itna ki I feel like the King of thee World.

Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen ho gaya, ki humari filmon ki tarah humari zindagi mein bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai.
Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto, picture abhi baaki hai.


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Akshay Kumar dialogue in Namaste London

Akshay Kumar dialogue in Namaste London when he is talking to the British man at the party and he talks about India's achievements?


Mr PringIe, he'd Iike to teII you
something about India...

When we greet one another,
we foId our hands in namastey...

because we beIieve...

that God resides in the heart
of every human being.

We come from a nation where we aIIow
a Iady of CathoIic origin...

to step aside for a Sikh
to be sworn in as Prime Minister...

to a MusIim President to govern
a nation of over 80 percent Hindus.

It may aIso interest you
to know that...

many of the origins to your words
come from Sanskrit.

For exampIe,
maatr becomes mother...

bhratr becomes brother,
giamiti becomes geometry

trikonniti becomes trigonometry.

We have 5600 newspapers...

magazines in over twenty-one
different Ianguages...


with a combined readership
of over 120 miIIion.

We have reached the moon and back,
but yet...

you people still feel that we've onIy
reached as far as the Indian rope trick

We are the third largest pool in the word
of doctors, engineers
and scientists.

Maybe your grandfather
didn't teII you that...

we have the third Iargest army
in the worId.

And even then, I foId my hands
in humiIity before you...

because we don't beIieve we are
above or beneath any individuaI.

And...

namastey. :)

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Dialogues from Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na movie

1) By Jai- "Tumhari baari hai, lekin mood mera hai".

2) By Aditi- "Fhatu tu teri maa, tera baap, tera pura khandaan, kutte aah tujhe dikhati hun".

3) By Jai- "Mujhe ladna nahin tha, lekin tumne koi choice nahin chura".

4) By Jai’s Mom- "Tum aur tumhara pura khandaan pagal hai".

5) By Aditi- "College ke paanch saal kahan chale gaye".

6) By Jai- "Main doctor ke paas gaya tha, meri reports aah gayi hai, aur kitne logo ko maut ki surahi se sharaab pilaugi tum".

7) By Aditi- "Pyara sa ladka chahiye hota, toh tujhse shaadi kar leiti, I want a man".

8) By Jai- "Kameeno tum yahan kya kar rahe ho".

9) By Aditi- "I always drop you home jai, girlfriend milegi toh doston ko bhul jayega kya".

10) By Jai’s mother- "Jai Singh Rathod, munh pe seeti, chal main uchal".

11) By Aditi- "Tu sorry kehke meri insult mat karna, mujhe teri meharbaani nahin chahiye, apne liye ladka main khud dhund sakti hun".

12) By Aditi- "Dost hai na, doston ki apni jagah hoti hai".

13) By Amit- ’Yeh pagal hai kya, himmat hai, joh aditi se shaadi kar raha hai".

14) By Jai- "Just take for example, mujhe nahin lagta tumhare parents ek dusre ke bina jee nahin sakte".

15) By Aditi- "Yes i am running, sometimes thats what all we can do".

Update:

Aditi to her brother when he drops a jug of water on jai after farewell party:

Aditi: Amit, you son of a bitch!!

Amit: Ek to tu acha dikhta nahi, Do tu garib hai, Teen to aise gayega to kaun si ladki tere ko pyaar karegi, jay

Jay: Koi na koi garib badsurat ladi mil jayegi, jo mujh se bura gati ho

Amit:  Sad, Aditi, garib nahi warna tu usse shaadi kar sakta


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