Happy New Year 2009

Isse pehle ki saal ka antim suraj ast ho,
Isse pehle ki 2008 ka calender nast ho,
Isse pehle ki aap khushi ke mahaul mein mast ho,
Aur isse pehle ki mobile network vyast ho,
Dua hai ki aane wala saal aapke liye zabardast ho.
Happy New Year!
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Be careful of duplicate new year wishes
We are only authorised certified distributors in new year wishes.
Happy & successful year 2009. HAPPY 2009 New Year
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I Wish in 2009 God gives You... 12 Month of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days Success, 8760 Hours Good Health, 52600 Minutes Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!
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Laxmi ka haath ho sarswati ka saath ho ganesh ka nivas ho …
Aur laxmi ke ashirwad se…
Apake jivan main prakash hi prakash ho
“Happy new year”
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Happiness keeps u sweet
Trials make u strong
Sorrows make u humble
Success keeps u glowing &
God keeps u going.
May u have a wishful Happy New Year
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Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye pyaar,
Aane wala har din laye Khushiyon ka tyohar,
Iss ummid ke saath aao bhulke sare gum,
New Year 2009 ko hum sab kare WELCOME!
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Iss Naye Saal mein..
Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam hamesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar.
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Din naya hai,Saal naya hai
Badla badla khayal naya hai
Kalm nayi hai,Alfaz naya hai
Likhne ka andaaz naya hai
Manzil nayi hai,Aghaz naya hai
Ud chalne ko Parvaz naya hai
Kashti nayi hai samandar naya hai
kyuki
.
.
Ab mera Contact No. naya hai
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Naye Saal ka kare Welcome,
Pichhli ki na ho yaadein kam.
Naye Saal ki Dhoom aur Masti ho Fine
Isme kahi na ho,
Smoke, Chicken aur, Wine.
Luck rahe hamesha Shine-Shine.
“Happy New Year”
Wish is Mine…!
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Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear…
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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We live in our dreams, but dreams may die,
Dont get shattered, never ever cry.
The world is big and has lots to give,
So pick up a new dream, thats the way to live.

SO KEEP DREAMING GOOD THINGS IN THE COMING YEAR & HOPE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

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= = = DuA = = =
Ya Allah Tujh se Maangta Hoon
Aisi Maafi Jis K Baad Koi Gunah Na Ho
Aisi Hidayat Jis K Baad Koi Gumrahi Na Ho
Aisi Raza Jis K Baad Narazgi Na Ho
Aisi Rehmat Jis K Baad Azaab Na Ho
Aisi Kamyaabi Jis K Baad Nakami Na Ho
Aisi Izzat Jis K Baad Zillat Na Ho . . .
Naya Islami Saal Mubarak . . .


Wishing everyone peace, prosperity & happiness in the New Year!
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Aamir's Efforts behind the Ghajini look

Aamir's Efforts behind the Ghajini look


 
  
 



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You will never come again to Tension

The Moment you are in Tension
You will lose your Attention
Then you are in total Confusion
And you will feel Irritation
Then you will spoil personal Relation
Ultimately, you won't get Co - Operation
Then you will make things Complication
Then your blood pressure may raise Caution
And you may have to take Medication


Instead, understand the Situation
And try to think about the Solution
Many problems will be solved by Discussion
This will work out better in your Profession
Don't think it's my free Suggestion
It's only for your Prevention
If you understand my Intention
You will never come again to Tension


- Bill Gates

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OBAMA PIC ------ 1987

OBAMA PIC  ------ 1987
21 yrs back in his grandma's place..



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From one of the poorest family's chair to the most powerful chair in the world………….!












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Ghajini 2008 - SMS reveals climax and Story

Friends, there is chain of SMS started which are revealing what could possibly be the climax of the film Ghajini 2008.

"Someone killed Aamir's girlfriend and he lost his memory. Then he tries to find out the killer. Suspense Aamir himself is the killer. Now enjoy 'Ghajini'!" says the SMS.

Whether the SMS is true would only be clear once the film releases on Friday.

The film is the Hindi remake of director A.R. Murugadoss' Tamil hit with the same name. 'Ghajini' is the love story of a rich businessman Sanjay Singhania (Aamir) and a model Kalpana (Asin). The story takes a U-turn when Kalpana is murdered and Sanjay suffers temporary amnesia due to a brain injury. Sanjay's character sets out to take revenge from those responsible for Kalpana's death.


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Recession Joke

“The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs,
If we purchase a computer it will go to India,
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras,
and
Guatemala,
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan,
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan…
….and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, beer and cigarettes, since these are the only products still produced in the US.”
Interesting take on the ‘flat world’!

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Microsoft crazy facts

MAGIC #1
Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. ..
At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER

MAGIC #2
This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. ..
At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
Try it out yourself...
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
and then press ENTER

MAGIC #3
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1. Open an empty notepad file
2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3. Save it as whatever you want.
4. Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug?

You can try the same thing above with another sentence "this app can break"


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Watch Indian Television and News Channels Online Free


iDesiTV is the one and only media portal which entertains the online South Asian community. iDesiTV is the home of South Asian TV channels, movies, TV serials and sporting entertainment. Desi entertainment content is added to our data base by users on daily basis. Visit us regularly and enjoy the best of South Asian entertainment available on the internet.

FOMNY TV provide users with streaming of popular mainstream Indian television channels along with providing streaming for several regional channels. The quality of the streaming is excellent, and people with a decent internet connection should be able to view the TV channels without buffering.



Both these sites have a big range of TV channels you can watch online which include:

Popular Indian News Channels like CNN IBN, CNBC TV 18, NDTV, DD News, Times Now, IBN7 and Star News.

Popular Indian Entertainment Channels like Star Plus, Star Utsav, Zee TV USA, Sony, Star One, ZOOM and ETC.

Popular Indian Movie Channels like Zee Cinema, Star Gold, Set Max and B4U Movies

Popular Indian Music Channels like B4U Music, MTV Music India, Smash Hits and Indian Music.

Popular Indian Regional Channels like Raj TV, Sun TV, Zee Marathi, Zee Gujarati, Star Vijay and Zee Telugu, ETV Urdu


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Why I am not celebrating Eid

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Did you observe these dates??

Friends, Please note these dates......

13 May -------- JAIPUR Blast
June---------NA----------
26 July ------------ AHMEDABAD Blast
August ------------NA---------------
13 September ------------ DELHI Blast
October ----------NA---------------
26 November --------------- MUMBAI Attacked
December --------NA(hopefully)--------------------
13 January ----------------- What Next? 

Please be careful in the week of January 13.

This might be some random observation of sequence dates of bomb blasts or terror attacks.
But there's no harm in keeping ourselves alert.


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aaj ke daur mein ae dost ye manzar kyoon hai

Shairy on the recent Mumbai Attacked 26/11.......




aaj ke daur mein ae dost ye manzar kyoon hai.
zakhm har sar pe har haath mein paththar kyoon hai
 
jab haqeeqat hai ke har zarre mein tu rehta hai
fir zamin par kahin masjid kahin mandir kyoon hai

apna anjaam to maaloom hai sabko phir bhi
apnee nazron mein har insaan sikandar kyoon hai

zindagi jeene ke qaabil hi nahin ab ae dost
warna har aankh mein ashkon ka samandar kyoon hai
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apne chehre se jo zaahir hai chupaayen kaise
teri marzi ke mutaabik nazar aayen kaise
 

ghar sajaane ka tasawwur bahut baad ka hai
pehle ye tay ho ke is ghar ko bachchayen kaise

kahkaha aankhon ka bartaav badal deta hai
hansne waale tujhe aahsoo nazar aayen kaise

koi apnee hi nazar se to hume dekhega
ek qatre hain samandar nazar aayen kaise


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Have you seen my Childhood? A nice poem

Have you seen my Childhood?
I'm searching for the world that I come from
'Cause I've been looking around
In the lost and found of my heart...
No one understands me
They view it as such strange eccentricities...
'Cause I keep kidding around
Like a child, but pardon me...

People say I'm not okay
'Cause I love such elementary things...
It's been my fate to compensate,
for the Childhood
I've never known...

Have you seen my Childhood?
I'm searching for that wonder in my youth
Like pirates in adventurous dreams,
Of conquest and kings on the throne...

Before you judge me, try hard to love me,
Look within your heart then ask,
Have you seen my Childhood?

People say I'm strange that way
'Cause I love such elementary things,
It's been my fate to compensate,
for the Childhood I've never known...

Have you seen my Childhood?
I'm searching for that wonder in my youth
Like fantastical stories to share
The dreams I would dare, watch me fly...

Before you judge me, try hard to love me.
The painful youth I've had

Have you seen my Childhood...


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Download Christmas trees, Desktop Snow and many more


If you like to stuff blinking lights, elfs or Christmas trees into and around your house as soon as the Christmas season nears you might also like the desktop Christmas tree.


Animated Christmas Tree for Desktop 2009
Desktop Snow
Christmas Wallpapers

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Download Merry Christmas Orkut Christmas Theme
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Download Red Christmas Orkut Theme
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Download Magic Christmas Orkut Theme
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Download Christmas Imperfection Orkut Theme
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Download Blue Christmas Orkut Theme
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Download Red Christmas Orkut Theme
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Download Merry Christmas Orkut Theme
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Download Snowy Christmas Orkut Theme
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Download Cubie Christmas Orkut Theme

Check out this handy tutorial that shows you how to install and apply custom themes to your Orkut account







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Get Updates and Help On Mumbai Terrorist Attacks

 Get Updates and Help On Mumbai Terrorist Attacks

Mumbai Police Essential and Emergency Numbers

Watch The Live Coverage and Get Latest Updates

Wikipedia Entry and Updates On the Attacks

Get Help Contacting People In Mumbai 

Here's a spreadsheet of injured and deceased.

If you have any other resources on where information can be found, please leave a comment and pass this along.




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MUMBAI ATTACKED: Light a candle and take a pledge to fight terror

 
A hundred killed and hundreds maimed for life in a dastardly act of terror.
Join us in our prayer for victims, light a candle, and take a pledge to fight terror.
Click here
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Life’s 50 little Instructions


Life’s 50 little Instructions
(even if repeated nothing wrong in reading again)

1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Keep secrets.
7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
9. Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can     tell the difference.
10. Whistle.
11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
12. Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come per cent of all your happiness or   misery.
13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
14. Lend only those books you never care to see again.
15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
16. When playing games with children, let them win.
17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.
18. Be romantic.
19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
21. Don’t allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It’s there for your convenience, not the caller’s.
22. Be a good loser.
23. Be a good winner.
24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
27. Keep it simple.
28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
29. Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets
31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the one’s you did.
32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
34. Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.
35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need to stay only a few minutes.
36. Begin each day with some of your favorite music.
37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.
38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, ‘Someone who thinks you’re terrific.’
39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million- dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
43. Make someone’s day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
44. Become someone’s hero.
45. Marry only for love.
46. Count your blessings.
47. Compliment the meal when you’re a guest in someone’s home.
48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
50. Don’t expect life to be fair.



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Did You Know? - Video on the progression of Technology

I just stumbled upon this nice video compilation of "Did you know?" stuff. Did you know that Facebook took 2 years to reach to 50 million people? iPod took 3 years to reach to 50 million people and radio took 38 years to reach to 50 million peole...?
Did you know that China will be number 1 english speaking country in few years?
Check out this video below, it has some really good "Did you know?" stuff...




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Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam - Lyrics and Video

Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam - Lyrics and Video



Movie: Sirf Tum
Singer: Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan Ameen Sabri & Fareed Sabri & Chorus  ( Thanks Anonymous for pointing this out - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirf_Tum )


Saans aati Hai saans jaati hai, Sirf mujh ko hai intezar tera
Aansuon ki ghataen pee pee ke, ab kehta hai yehi pyaar mera

Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam, Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam,
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam
Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam, Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam

Teri chahton ne yeh kya gham diya, Teri chahton ne yeh kya gham diya,
Teri ishq ne yun deewana kiya, Teri ishq ne yun deewana kiya,
Zamaane se mujh ko begana kiya, Zamaane se mujh ko beigana kiya,
Deewane tere pyaar main bada hi bura haal hai
Khadi hoon tere raah main na hosh na khayal hai
Deewane tere pyaar main bada hi bura haal hai
Khadi hoon tere raah main na hosh na khayal hai
Na hosh na khayal hai
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam
Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam, Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam,
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam

Mere saath main ro raha asmaan, Mere saath main ro raha asmaan,
Mera pyaar khoya hai jaane kahan, Mera pyaar khoya hai jaane kahan,
Use dhoondti main yahaan se wahaan, Use dhoondti main wahaan se yahaan
Milan ki mujhe aas hai, nikalti nahin jaan hai
Main kitni majboor hoon yeh kaisa imtihan hai
Milan ki mujhe aas hai, nikalti nahin jaan hai
Main kitni majboor hoon yeh kaisa imtihan hai
Yeh kaisa imtihan hai
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam
……………..
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam
Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam, Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam,
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam

Mere aakhon main jale tere khwabon ke diye
Kitni bechein hoon main yaar se milne ke liye
Mere aakhon main jale tere khwabon ke diye
Kitni bechein hoon main yaar se milne ke liye
Mere bichhde dilbar tu jo ek baar mile
Chein aa jaaye mujhe jo tera deedar mile
Mere bichhde dilbar tu jo ek baar mile
Chein aa jaaye mujhe jo tera deedar mile
Maseeha mere dua de mujhe, Maseeha mere dua de mujhe
Karoon ab main kya bata de mujhe, Karoon ab main kya bata de mujhe,
Koi rastaa dikha de mujhe, Koi rastaa dikha de mujhe,
Mere yaar se mila de mujhe, mere dard ki dawa de mujhe
Aaaa.aaaaa..aaaa……..
Kahin na ab sukoon hai kahin na ab karar hai
Milega mere saathiya mujhe to aitbaar hai, Milega mere saathiya mujhe to aitbaar hai
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam
Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam, Ek mulaqaat zaroori hai sanam



Song requested by: Vaibhav (Mumbai, India)
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.......and Uncle Cruise is back !!!

Hello Friends,

It's Uncle Cruise here...

This is the most personal email I have ever sent. It's short and simple and make sure to read this up to the end to see what's going on at my side.

You may be surprised to see this mail coming after sooo loooong time.

Since a couple of months, I have been receiving emails like...

"Uncle Cruise, where are you these days?"
"Uncle Cruise, why are you not sending any fun mail?"
"Is everything going fine at Uncle Cruise and adsintv.blogspot.com?"

To answer all of your questions at once... Yes, everything is going fine here at Uncle Cruise and adsintv.blogspot.com

So, what's the reason I have not sent any newsletter in last few months?

Well, I was quite busy in other projects I have been working on some new technologies. I seriously wanted to put more time on Uncle Cruise and adsintv.blogspot.com but it didn't worked the way I thought.

By the way, thanks to all of you who had sent me emails asking about the newsletters. I think I would have taken more time to get back if I had not received those emails. That's what pulled me off from my other projects to work more on this one.

So, get ready for a lots of fun and interesting mail, Stay tune.

Salaam - Namaste
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Shab E Qadar Ki Raat Ka Enaam Mila Hai

Shab E qadar ki raat ka enaam mila hai
Aye musalma tujhe khoda ka paighaam mila hai

Eski Aazmat hai eski shaan hai Aali
esko tu na gawa k ye raat hai ghaali
hamko es se jannat ka anjaam mila hai
Shab E qadar ki raat ka enaam mila hai

Hai farishton k dariche aasma pe khole ye
noor barsa k her gher ki dhleez pe bole ye
maangh lo aaj aye bndon kiu tumhra haath hai khai
tumko allah ka aaj salaam mila hai

Shab E qadar ki raat ka enaam mila hai
naaz kerti hai tum pe ebdaat raat bher
bandaghi teri degi shahadat raat bher
tujhko apne rasool ka kalaam mila hai
Shab E qadar ki raat ka enaam mila hai

Saathwien aasmaa se aya hai rab miilne
teri namaaz dikhayegi allah ki mulaqaat
rashk tujh pe karege aasma k farishty
ayesa manzer tu bas naseeb walo k naam mila hai
Shab E qadar ki raat ka enaam mila hai

hai shabe qader ki raaat nirali
es ebdat ka hai muqaam aali
apne habeeb pe apne rasool pe quraan ko bkhash de aaj
ker ebdat tu saari raat hai maoqa gufraan ka ashk de aaj
teri nadamat ko tere gonaah ko allah ka fermaan mila hai
aaj jannat ka derwaza tujhko enaam mila hai
Shab E qadar ki raat ka paighaam mila hai

Shab E qadar ki raat ka enaam mila hai
Aye musalma tujhe khoda ka paighaam mila hai

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First Look - Google Android phone with images & Video

T-Mobile and Google announced the first-ever handset with Google's new Android operating system.
Called the T-Mobile G1.

The G1 is available for pre-order now in the US in limited quantities fot T-Mobile registered users.
It will be available in retail stores from October 22, for $179 with a two-year voice and data agreement.

Here are latest images.... Enjoy !!!




–The Video–

Finally, here is the video that Google provided with live demonstrations of both the regular and touch screen uses of Android:




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A essay on poor family by a rich girl

1 Ameer Larki Ko School Mein
Gharib Family Pe Essay Likhnay Ko Kaha Gaya

ESSAY:
1 Gharib Khandaan Tha
Baap Gharib
Maa Gharib
Bachay Gharib
Khandaan Mai 4 Naukar Thay
Wo B Gharib
Car B Tooti Hui Safari Thi
Unka Gharib Driver Bachon Ko
Osi Tooti Car Mai School Chhor K Aata Tha
Bachon K Pas Puranay N95i Mobile Thay
Bache Hufte Mai Sirf 3 Bar Hi Chicken Khatay Thay
Ghar Mai Sirf 4 2nd Hand A.C Thay
Sara Khandaan Bari Mushkil Se Aish Kar Rha Tha..

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One Line Humor

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while
driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll
take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees
with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than
doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it
for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality
just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like
asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has
it.

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has
it!


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Which Gender is Intelligent ?

Which Gender is Intelligent ? 

A Proof of which Gender is Intelligent An English professor wrote the words:

" A woman without her man is nothing"

On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..

All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing."


Punctuation is powerful!!

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What is Love? A Touching Story

What is Love?

In a classroom there were several kids, when one of them asked the teacher:

- Teacher, what is LOVE ?

The teacher felt the kid deserved the best answer she could give to that intelligent question. Since it was almost time for a break, she asked every student to go around the school and come back with something that would bring the feeling of love.

The kids rushed out the classroom, and when they came back the teacher said:

- So, I want everybody to show what you brought to the whole class.

The first kid said:

- I brought this FLOWER, isn't it beautiful ?

The second kid said:

- I brought this BUTTERFLY. Look at these colorful wings, I am gonna put it in my collection !

The third kid said:

- I brought this YOUNG BIRD. It had fallen with another one from the nest. Isn't it cute ?

And the kids were showing what they brought.

After almost everybody had showed their discoveries, the teacher noticed that there was a kid who had been quiet all the time. She was ashamed because she had not brought anything.The teacher went to her and asked:

- My dear, why havenĂ¢€™t you brought anything ?

She then answered in an innocent voice:

- I am sorry teacher. I saw the FLOWER, and felt its perfume. I was going to take it, but I preffered to leave it so its perfume would last longer and others could feel it. I also saw the BUTTERFLY, soft, colorful..she seemed so happy that I did not want to disturb it. I also saw the YOUNG BIRD that had fallen between the leafs, but as I climbed the tree, I noticed the said look of it's mother, so I decided to return it to the nest. Therefore, I only bring with me: the perfume of the flower, the feeling of liberty of the butterfly and the gratefulness of the look of the little bird's mother. How can I show you what I brought?

The teacher thanked the young kid and gave her an A, because she was the only one that realized that we can only bring LOVE in our hearts **********



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Why Did Big-B quit KBC

Why Did Big-B quit KBC



The Story So Far....


Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50" and "Phone a Friend".. Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next... :-) 
Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13 th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par... 
Santa Singh gets Tense.... 
Amitabh Bachchan: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options are... 


A: Amitabh Bachchan
B: Dharmendra
C: Amzaad Khan
D: Sanjeev Kumar

Amitabh Bachchan: To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite sure that Santa will opt for option A] 
But Santa is surprisingly still confused.... 
Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai... 50-50 and phone a friend.. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai. 
Santa Singh: I think it is A, but I'm not sure. 
Amitabh Bachchan: Not sure, Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh: I would like to use 50-50... 
Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye…
 Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options: 
           B: Dharmendra
           
            D: Sanjeev Kumar

Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline... 
       
        Santa Singh: I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend... 
       
Amitabh Bachchan: Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!? 
Santa Singh: Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga... 
      
Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan [Thanks to AirTel :-) ].... 
       
       Santa Singh: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?" 
       
        receiving reply from JAYA Santa faints.. 
       
        GUESS WHY????????? ?? 
       
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It's wonder world - Top 10 amazing Facts

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
Some Gyan Your Way
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

Some Gyan Your Way

Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Some Gyan Your Way
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

Some Gyan Your Way

A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.

Some Gyan Your Way

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Some Gyan Your Way
The Mona Lisa had no eyebrows.

Some Gyan Your Way

When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.
Some Gyan Your Way
Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his wife or mother because they were both deaf.

Some Gyan Your Way
"I Am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
Some Gyan Your Way
Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."

Some Gyan Your Way


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Spreading gossip check Triple filter Test

Next time someone starts to spread gossip, think of this: 

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. 

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?" 

Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test.It's called the Triple Filter Test." 

"Triple filter?" 

"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a m! oment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?" 

"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..." 

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?" 

"No, on the contrary..." 

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, even though you're not certain it's true?" 

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. 

Socrates continued. "You may still pass the test though,because there is a third filter - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?" 

"No, not really..." 

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful,! why tell it to me at all?" 

The man was defeated and ashamed. 

This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. 

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Collection of Bewafa, Dard and Tragedy SMS

Yeh meri talash ka jurm hai,
Ya meri wafa ka kasoor,
Jo dil ka eetne kareeb hai,
Woh nazar se utna hi dur hai


If you know something great SMS on  Bewafa, Dard and Tragedy, then let me know in comments.

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Kabhi Kabhi Aditi Zindagi Me - Lyrics and Video

 
Kabhi Kabhi Aditi Zindagi Me Yun Hi Koi Apna Lagta Hai
Kabhi Kabhi Aditi Woh Bichad Jaaye Toh Ek Sapna Lagta Hai

Aise Me Koi Kaise Apne Aansuon Ko Behnay Se Roke
Aur Kaise Koi Sochle Ki Everything'S Gonna Be Okay

Kabhi Kabhi Toh Lage Zindagi Me Rahi Na Khushi Aur Na Maza
Kabhi Kabhi Toh Lage Har Din Mushkil Aur Har Pal Ek Saza

Aise Me Koi Kaise Muskuraaye, Kaise Has De Khush Hoke
Aur Kaise Koi Sochle Ki Everything'S  Gonna Be Okay

Soch Zara Jan-E-Jaan Tujh Ko Hum Kitna Chahte Hain
Rotay Hain Hum Bhi Agar Tere Aankhon Me Aansun Aate Hain

Gaana Toh Aata Nahi Hai Magar Phir Bhi Hum Gaate Hain
Hey Aditi Maan Kabhi--Kabhi Saare Jahan Me Andhera Hota Hai

Lekin Raat Ke Baad  Hi Toh Savera Hota Hai

Kabhi Kabhi Aditi Zindagi Me Yun Hi Koi Apna Lagta Hai
Kabhi Kabhi Aditi Woh Bichar Jaye Toh Ek Sapna Lagta Hai

Hey Aditi Has De Has De Has De Has De Has De Has De Tu Zara
Nahi Toh Bas Thoda Thoda Thoda Thoda Thoda Thoda Muskura

Tu Khush Hai Toh Lage Kay Jahan Main Chaiyi Hai Khushi
Sooraj Nikle Baadalon Se Aur Bantay Zindagi

Sun Toh Zara Madhosh Hawa--Tujhse Kehne Lagi
Ki Aditi Woh Jo Bichadte Hain Ik Na Ik Din Phir Mil Jate

Yeh Aditi Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na Phool Phir Khil Jate Hain
Kabhi Kabhi Aditi Zindagi Me Yun Hi Koi Apna Lagta Hai

Kabhi Kabhi Aditi Who Bichad Jaye Toh Ek Sapna Lagta Hai
Hey Aditi Has De Has De Has De Has De Has De Has De Tu Zara -- 5X

Nahi Toh Bas Thoda Thoda Thoda Thoda Thoda Thoda Muskura -- 5X



Song requested by: Aftaaab ( India, Pune)
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Law of Garbage Truck

 How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood?  

Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day?  However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly one can get back their focus on what's important. Da vi d J. Pollay explains his story in this way…. 


Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a New York City taxi cab. Here's what happened. I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Grand Central Station. We were dri vi ng in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches!

The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean…he was friendly. So, I said, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!'

And this is when my taxi driver told me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'


'Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it. And if you let them, they'll dump it on you. When someone wants to dump on you, don't take it personally.. You just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. You'll be happy you did.'

I started thinking, how often do I let Garbage Trucks run right over me? And how often do I take their garbage and spread it to other people: at work, at home, on the streets? It was that day I said, 'I'm not going to do it anymore.'  

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. Love the people who treat you right. Forget about the ones who don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason.  Never let the garbage truck run over you….




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Letter to God - A funny Indian Story




A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of the India as a joke. The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.

The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy,
and he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:
"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the

Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 as tax .. "

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August 8 2008 : 08 08 08

Have you notice something strange in August month ?

8 August 2008 means 08 08 08 :)

August 8 is the 220th day of the year (221st in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 145 days remaining until the end of the year.

An interesting statistic for interesting times, India's population is about to reach a series of #1's. thats means India's Population to hit 1,111,111,111 before 08-08-08. I recently noticed this numeric anomaly when analyzing the Census Bureau's India Population Projection page. Ironically the World's population at (World POPClock Projection) is going to hit 6,666,666,666 by June 1, 2008 which means India will have exactly 1/6th of the world's population this quarter.

Thanks: theindiastreet.com

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