Presence of mind

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a
young

boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the
man
insisted on buying only 1/2 kg. So the boy went inside to the
manager's room and said "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg
of
butter". To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him. So
the boy added immediately, "And this gentleman wants to buy the
other
half!!!!!!".

After the customer left, the manager said "You have saved your
position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you
come from?" To this the boy said, "I come from Mexico. The place
consists of only prostitutes and football players!!!!!"

The manager replied coldly, "My wife is also from Mexico".

To this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?"


So Friends, always Presence of mind help, never panic!!!!!!!!



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