Funny sms jokes to make you laugh

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
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Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge…..

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when you are alone,
when you are crying,
when you are upset,
don’t think of me!!

just call me because

incoming is free for me…..

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One day you’ll b suprised to c me beside U
u & me laughing,
u & me crying,
u & me dreaming,
u & me holding on,
u & me

just u & me sitting in a mental hospital &

me checking u…..

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Hum itne Sweet nahi ke diabates ho jaye
aur na itne Salty ke B.P baarh jaye
na he itne Tasty ke maza aah jaye
per hum itne Karway b nahi ke yaad he na ayein…..

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If sun forgets the Warmth !
If the birds forgets the Songs !
If love forgets the emotions !
If heart forgets pumping !

I will never forget my money
you took in this message…..

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jab kabhi kaali ghata ayi, tum yaad aye
jab baarish hoi, tum yaad aye
jab bheege hum, tum yaad aye
batao meri chatri kab wapis dogi…..

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An apple a day
keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruits….

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is kadar hum aapko chahte hai
ke duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai
yu to hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai
lakin app thora jaldi bann jate hai…..

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Itne dino se mna rha hoon
kitna tumko samjha rha hoon
Ab ke sach mein kehta hoon,
Maan ja warna mein dusri la rha hoon

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kab tumne hum ko manaya hai
tumhe humesha jhoot bolte hi paya hai
jab tum koi doosri lao gey
humko bhi akela nahi pao gey…..

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Mr . Elahi had 3 sons named
Rehmat-e-Elahi,
Barkat-e-Elahi &
Mehbub-e-Elahi
When his 4th son was born his wife decided to name him
Bas-ker-Elahi….

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5 benefits of Kissing,
-changes taste
-burns calorie
-lips never go dry
-relives stress
-make face musles stronge
So keep kissing the CHILD….

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Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me

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Mil gaya

‘oye mil gaya’

oye oye mil gaya

oho mil gaya

Balle Balle

mil he gaya

aaj to mil he gaya

yes sms parhne wala
ek aur bewaquf mil gaya….

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A Magic,

om gilli gilli
chu mantar kali kalandar
abra ka dabra..
NOTICED any change in you?
No!

Magican theek kehta tha bandar
pey yeh jadu nahi chalta

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Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan vicks,
vicks lagao aur chup kar ke so jao
Good Night

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anaza mere uth raha tha
phir bhi takleef thi unko aane main
bewafa ghar main beth ker puch rahi thi
aur kitni der hai dafnaane main

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5 Steps to a Lovely Morning,
close your eyes, take a deep breath
open your arms wide, feel your heatbeat
and say
“Its too early. Let me sleep again”…..

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If ever in your life
yor are sad, lonely and feel that you’ve lost everything.
I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge
& show you where to jump from….

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
i was born Beautiful
but what the ###### happened to you….

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I saw you on the roof one day
you were looking so pretty
your face so divine
your walk so perfect
My heart started to sing a song

udthe kothay utey kanwa way…

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Days are too busy
Hours are too fast
Seconds are too few
but
There is always time for me to disturb you…..

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Sincere Apology if you dont like my sms
or dont like to read or if my messeage
disturb you then please dont hestitate
feel free to throw your mobile…

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Most people have 5 senses but
some people have 6 senses but
you’ve 7 senses an extra senses of
“NON-SENSE”…..

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GOOD MORNING !

kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes
in the memory of those poor mosquitoes
who died last night after sucking your blood.

Thanks……

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When a guy tellz you that he loves you
from the bottom of his heart

be careful for this may mean that

he has enough space for another girl
on the top of his heart…..

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Patriotic song by a “person”

aae mere vatan de logo zara ankh wich bhar leyo pani
ju shaheed huwo hai onna di tussi ghar le aayo JANANI…..

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Jab subha jago to KALMA Tayeba parho

Jab paani peeyo to BISMILLAH parho

Jab mujhe dekho to SUBHAN’AL
LAH parho

Jab sheesha dekho to LAHOL WALA parho…..

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When i send you msg’s

It doesn’t mean you’ve to do the same.

You can send

Cash,
Fruits,
Tea,
Petrol,
Pizza,
Chicken,
Chocolates
&
other Gifts..

So start practising Now….

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Women have a passion for mathematics.
They divide their age in half,
double the price of their clothes and
always add at least five years to the age of their best friend…..

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This is a Historical msg READ CAREFULLY

In the year 1786

my self

my friends

you

your family

your friends

NO ONE was BORN…..!
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New punishment 4 mobile owners.

Miss call ke liay jail..

call ke liay phansi..

sms ke liay Umerqaid..

lekin TUM mat daroo

KANJOOSE ko to “AIK LAKH” ka inaam hai!!! …..

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arz kiya hai …

is chaman se yeh jahnke, us chaman se woh jahnke (jahnke=dekhe)
is chaman se yeh jahnke, us chamen se woh jahnke

is chaman se yeh janhke, us chaman se woh jahnke
jala do is chaman ko na yeh jahnke na woh jahnke…..

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Number wala pehan liya chasma
ab baro mein shumar hamara hai
ankhoon mein jo basi thi us ne bhi
keh kar uncle pukara hai…..
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This is your mobile operator and
we just found out you are too dumb
to use your phone, so please put it on
ground and start jumping on it.
Thank you….

Hope you enjoyed this collection… :)

Thanks to : Greatbollywood.net

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